Don’t drink and Demo.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 23, 2011 · 1:08 AM
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Categories: Bad Ideas, Drugs & Alcohol, Lucky Day, PC, Playstation, Team Fortress 2, Valve Software, Video Clips, Xbox 360 · Leave a comment (53 Comments) |
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So he's seen the world explode due to space giraffes? Well I'll be damned..
Also those shooters seem like regular TF2 players. :D
And then you hear:
"Time has been added"
No Engie. Trust me. You have definitely. NOT. SEEN. EVERYTING.
<img src="http://i1.sndcdn.com/artworks-000007921525-oeu1rx-original.jpg?8460df1">
In other news, I heard it is now possible to travel faster than the speed of light. Mind= blown
That there is just a sad display, boy.
huh the exact way I play Demoman when I'm drunk
Could be worse. He could be a black, drunk, Scottish cyclops that speaks Yiddish.
Such artistic movements! such deft dodging! We have a Drunken Master!
That must be one good gun show. They give demonstrations before you even get inside.
"I'm going with your tickets…"
"Nope.avi"
That gun show must be worth it to go all the way through the fire and fla--I mean rockets.
Good ol' Demoman… he reminds me of Papa Panda….He left 6 years, 10 months, 23 days and 5 hours ago to go get some cigarettes…..He said we're gonna go teach me how to ride a bike!….Im sure he'll be back any second!!!!
*Stares at the door with gleeful eyes*
Wait….YOU CAN PLAY THIS GAME SOBER!??!?!
Haters gonna hate
It's gotta be hard to hit a demo that's moving all unpredictably like that.
And this is one of his more sober moments. Get him drunk enough and he'll think a live grenade is a bottle of scrumpy.
inb4f2persshootingathim
as a professional demo, all i have to say is, OH FUCK MY SECRETS OUT
Does anyone else think the Demoman is at his best on the battlefield when he is drunk? You know, like Rock Lee?
<img src="http://img1.liveinternet.ru/images/attach/c/0/31/585/31585147_1200513456_rock_lee_drunk.jpg">
What makes me a good Demoman?
Bombs?
Swords?
No, Alcohol!
If I can just find where I put me detpack I'll be even better!
I know it's a second comment, but:
Some classes have rigged the enemy base with explosives.
Demoman has not. He was too drunk.
Yeah, I know. But it's still cool to think about. Haha. Especially their possible explanation for it.
"Parke said there could be a cosmic shortcut through another dimension – physics theory is full of unseen dimensions – that allows the neutrinos to beat the speed of light.
Indiana's Kostelecky theorizes that there are situations when the background is different in the universe, not perfectly symmetrical as Einstein says. Those changes in background may alter both the speed of light and the speed of neutrinos."
Those aims…
My experience in TF2…
<img src="http://troll.me/images/push-it-demoman/we-should-take-all-the-tickets-to-the-gun-show-and-not-given-em-to-ya.jpg">
Red Team must have been full of F2Pers.
And not even ones who have ever played a shooter before.
Look at how much they miss.
LOOK AT IT!