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Aristotle vs. MASHY SPIKE PLATE!
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Well what do you know… Wheatley was right! It truly is a battle as legendary as Holmes vs. Moriarty!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 23, 2011 · 9:56 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (203 votes, average: 4.31 out of 5)
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When ancient greek meets present geeks.
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1 reply · active 710 weeks ago
I hope those are Long Fall Sandals.
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2 replies · active 710 weeks ago
Click here to zoom!
*Zoomed picture is smaller than posted picture*
(ノ ゜Д゜)ノ ┻━━┻
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It will be as epic as Plato vs GIANT STOMPY BOOT!

Or possibly even Archimedes vs STABBY ROBOT SQUID!
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6 replies · active 710 weeks ago
Wheatley sure knows how to write awesome fan-fiction!
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This is much better than Aristotle's arch-enemy Relativism.
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7 replies · active 710 weeks ago
To quote the great Aristotle: "All men by nature desire SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!"
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Suddenly I can only imagine Aristotle as an Action Scientist, fighting insane robots because he needs to GET THAT SCIENCE DONE, DAMMIT!
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Aristotle: I SHALL NOW USE MY SUPERIOR TRIGONOMETRY AND THEOREMS TO DIVERT THIS STEEL PLATE AWAY FROM MY SQUISHY SELF!
CHANGE ANGLE TO 27.6C^2 + 365C^2 = 1295c^2!

OI!
Pythagoras: That's MY Theorem!, git your own you smelly, brainy, psycho-nagery Greek

WHO WILL WIN?
THE SUPERIOR PSHCIATRIC ABOMINATION THAT IS ARISTOTLE?!
OR THE MAGNIFICENT MATHEMATICAL OF WHOM IS PYTHAGORAS?!
TUNE IN NEXT TIME TO FIND OUT!
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1 reply · active 710 weeks ago

Damn Aristotle... YOUS JUST MADE SHITS REALZ!
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1 reply · active 710 weeks ago
Epic beards, genius grins, flowing capes, Roman sandals, and enough science to discombobulate anything conceivable in three-dimensional space.

Stuff like this is exactly why I come to Halolz.
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Mashy Spike Plate...totally a scientific term.
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1 reply · active 710 weeks ago
Aristotle with a portal gun? Seriously? Maybe I shouldn't have slept through my history classes.
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Being a Philosophy Major, I approve.
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Aristotle won in the philosophy and intelligence contests, but the combat round went to the Mashy Spike Plate.
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3 replies · active 710 weeks ago
Chance and spontaneity has never been so fun!
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SOCRATES VS HEMLOCK!

Oh wait...
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1 reply · active 710 weeks ago
Well, i certainly didn't know mashy spike plates went back this far. This must mean...Mashy spike plates are what bring history together. You know how George Washington had wooden teeth? Mashy spike plates knocked them out. You know how the ocean exists? Mashy spike plates smashed the solid so much it became the ocean.
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Η τούρτα είναι ένα ψέμα
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3 replies · active 710 weeks ago
Hmmm... he's not wearing the boots... no wonder he was a philosopher.
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2 replies · active 710 weeks ago
That's a crusher! We sell those too!
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Thank God his left leg is where it is... Otherwise we would see some existential gonads...
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Ace...?
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