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Scumbag Professor Oak

You son of a… why didn’t you mention that before all that “Gotta Catch ‘Em All” talk?! I didn’t want to waste my entire childhood doing your Pokemon research!

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 20, 2011 · 5:59 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (144 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)
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*opens up Halolz*

*sees advice meme*

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3 replies · active 707 weeks ago
*Looks at Oak*

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3 replies · active 707 weeks ago
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6 replies · active 707 weeks ago
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Is it out of the question that he simply can't remember these things? I mean, he couldn't remember his own grandson's name for the life of him!
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8 replies · active 707 weeks ago
Got more than 6 pokemon?

Don't worry I'll hold onto the rest.
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3 replies · active 707 weeks ago
Scumbag Oak?

As if we haven't seen enough "More than 150 Pokemon" jokes....
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4 replies · active 707 weeks ago
No "Submitted by ---"?
Holy crap. There is a ghost in Halolz...
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6 replies · active 706 weeks ago
Professor Oak: Oh and by the way. Gary will no longer be your rival... You will however run into other rivals who are significantly lesser in stature and popularity and are far more annoying.
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1 reply · active 706 weeks ago
but... he never even said that... and the pokerap DID say there could be more
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I HAVE DITTO I HAVE THEM ALL!!! *.*
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I don't always troll pokemon trainers, but when I do, it's so I can bang their single mother.
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Objection!! The pure fact that there's more than 4 other region, tells me nothing about more Pokémon!
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2 replies · active 706 weeks ago
No, he didn't even mention them. He's that scummy. "GOOD JOB GETTING ALL OF THE POKEMON! *snrk*"
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Now we just need Hipster Oak and the cycle will be complete... or destroy the world... I'm not a doctor..
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3 replies · active 707 weeks ago
so surrender now or prepare to fight
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Tells you to catch 150.
Neglects to mention alternate reality where the remainders exist.
I'm looking at YOU, multiple color generations!
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499 more? Psh! After that, we'll make ten thousand and eighty four more pokemon! And one of them is a pile of shit with the weirdest name ever!
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2 replies · active 707 weeks ago
the first 150 are better than the last houndred-I-don't-know Pokémon
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I see how Gary Mother****ing Oak takes from his grandpa.
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