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A Spy's Worst Nightmare

There aren’t enough crayons and markers in the world to keep up with spy disguises when hats are in the equation.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 16, 2011 · 3:40 PM 
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Artistic, Disguises, Team Fortress 2, Valve Software

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New hat released!

Super Special Awesome Party Hat
-Changes color constantly and completely at random.
-Wearable by all classes.
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1 reply · active 709 weeks ago
*Effect does not show when disguised*
Spy: Fffffffffffff
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You mean a Spy's worst nightmare isn't a gender-bending of Scout's Mom?
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5 replies · active 709 weeks ago
Or an entire team of pyros?
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Or an entire team of pyros, which turn out to be gender-bent clones of Scout's mom?
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with hats.
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with crabs
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a spy is bending a scouts mom all day long!
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wait what was that about gender?
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At least there are two of them...
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2 replies · active 709 weeks ago
"Screw disguising as them. We'll just look like hats so they pick us up and take us right to the base."
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Hello, hat. Why are you walking around by yourself all of the sudden?

....... *stab*
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There are three things that are infinite: universe, human stupidity, and TF2 hats. And I'm not too sure about the universe.
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2 replies · active 709 weeks ago
The only things guaranteed in life are death, taxes, and hats.
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That's more cruel than a human with common sense being a superhero and a mythical creature all in one. :D
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Spy never grew out of his preschool art supplies.
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1 reply · active 709 weeks ago
I mean, I do a lot of art projects (for my college courses) with crayon and colored pencil.
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Hats are a hell of a drug
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1 reply · active 709 weeks ago
And if you look closely at the eyes of the spy coloring the purty pictures you will notice he is taking too much a dosage of HATS! (Unlikely.. but possible)
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This would never happen to a BLU team spy. They just use the Mann Co. paper quick adjustment device when a new hat appears.
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I feel sorry for the cosplayers... the never ending battle of which hat to wear... and the war goes on.
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1 reply · active 709 weeks ago
To look on the bright side, the more choices they have the less likely you are to confuse your friend with another cosplayer wearing the same outfit.
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Alright... now this is getting a little outrageous.
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3 replies · active 709 weeks ago
HOLY FUCK! TROLLS!!!

AND THEY'VE FOCUSED ON ME!!!
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I've got your back Dr. Freeman!
*bambambambang*
Cover me while I reload!
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*closes eyes* The Aura is with me. Another troll just passed through here. I've got your back!
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Spy: Screw war, I'm making comics.
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Spy's rage mode activate.
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More hats? We have to draw faster!
SIR WE'VE RUN OUT OF CRAYONS!
NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
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They've got,
They've got,
New Hats!
I promise I'm not a spy,
but I won't stop until that stab is mine!
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OBJECTION!
Spies never have to draw their own masks, they come from Mannco!
(Besides, who doesn't mod their games? Me? I made all masks into Coolfaces.)
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Spy: You know what? Fine. But we play by my rules now. *equips tomislav*
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Little did he know those crayons were spies. That's probably why they all showed up blue...
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2 replies · active 709 weeks ago
Draw with crayons; shows up like pen ink.
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Nobody ever considered Q being involved?
They're really pens, but they look like crayons.
He was also involved in the combustible lemon project, or so I've heard
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As much as people rip on DA, they have some pretty funny shit.
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you have to admit, they are pretty convincing masks
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2 replies · active 709 weeks ago
Those are masks!?

You're right, they do look convincing.
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At this point with how many hats there are, masks are probably used as makeshift paper plates.... and probably bullets... BUT STILL NO PAPER HAT!
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And another thing. The spies would have shot themselves as soon as unusual hats came out.
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This is worse for the spahs then when they heard the Germans were coming
and yes, I just made a French Army joke
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upper right mask... is that Zangief?
Why would they need a Zangief mask?
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