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How tall is that goddamn tall grass anyway?
By Kyle R.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 14, 2011 · 8:45 PM
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Categories: Irony, Motivational, Nintendo, Pokémon · Leave a comment (113 Comments) |
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Be the "GOD!!!" of pokemon, get caught in a pokeball by a human. 
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The day we get a proper answer to how tall the grass is, is the day we truly find out the sexuality and the gender of Him from the PowerPuff Girls.
It's also capable of hiding full size dinosaurs.
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I imagine Suicune would use it's powers over the aurora to conceal itself with light…or not. Either way.
As for Entei, who needs to hide when you can just sleep-walk straight through buildings?
And yet Eusine still wasted his life being unable to find them…
…Minimize.
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They're an electric tiger, a burning lion whose roars set off volcanoes, and a leopard who is the embodiment of pure water.
They fight crime.
I'd guess about as tall as the grass in that Super Effective strip.
"Okay, the woods are burning down. It's either nothing or Entei…. Meh, probably nothing."
Is probably how trainers manage to not see a pokemon that size.
They hide in the grass the same way that pokemon hide in caves, i.e. hell if I know.
A hyup.
The grass is so tall that I need to use Cut twice to clear the field.
*Stares at National Park in G/S/C*
Inb4the"they'relegendarycatsversusdogs"argument
This is my United States of WHATEVAH!!!
Thats nothing, Onix can appear out of no were in caves!
I dunno. Perhaps, similarly, we should ask "Why can't we encounter these creatures outside of the tall grass? Do they bare similarities to vampires and other undead and are weakened by sunlight? But then again, what of the games that implement the Real Time Clock feature, such as Crystal and Diamond/Pearl? Even at night, you can only encounter these creatures in the tall grass. So perhaps, we come to consider that the tall grass is the source of life for these creatures? Perhaps being outside of the tall grass is dangerous to their health. Perhaps, after being out of the grass for too long, the life force of Pokemon is drained? Surviving out of tall grass for extended periods of time is impossible for them. Maybe they're not hiding. Maybe they're restricted to tall grass due to some unnatural need for its sustenance. Maybe, by catching Pokemon, we're actually dooming them to a slow and painful death, keeping them out of the tall grass they need to survive!"
Or…
Or we could just say it's because the game designers will it. =|
Latios and Latias do they same thing, are almost the same size, and they FLOAT.
fucking running legendaries
Knee high grass? Oh, come on! It's got to be at least… waist height!
Use a terrifying roar.
Run away like a girl.
Maybe it's not "I'm hiding in grass.", but "The grass is head height and you can't see through it."
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I can't help but think of this:
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I think that the Pokemon hiding in the waist high grass is logical… We just have very tall 10 yr olds.
It… makes perfect sense…. ;~;
Screw you, Police?
Entei is the largest of teh three and is smaller than a real life male lion.
Minivan my arse.