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It’s hard to stay focused on crime fighting with all these achievements littered everywhere!
By Shamus Young [Stolen Pixels]

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 7, 2011 · 10:22 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (280 votes, average: 4.80 out of 5)
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Achievement Unlocked, Batman, Eidos, Incoming Transmission, Irony, Off Duty, PC, Playstation, Sequential Art, Superheroes/Supervillains, Too Much Free Time, Uncategorized, Xbox 360

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But being Batman IS an achievement.
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5 replies · active 701 weeks ago

I guess our buddy here earned that achievement before it was even an achievement.
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He looks like he just shit himself...
*ping
Achievement Unlocked "Shit Faced"
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Hipster Achievement Whore.
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Yeah, but I bet the Riddler's gamerscore is higher...
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No, the Riddler's gamerscore can't be higher than Batman's. Why? CAUSE HE'S THE GODAMN BATMAN!!!
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The Dark Knight is obviously busy, call back later.

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1 reply · active 701 weeks ago
Batman. There's an achievement for stopping the Joker.

There. Was that hard?
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"I also think there's an achievement if I 'Walk the Dinosaur' long enough, so naturally that comes first!"
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Bat Mantis does not need your bat-peen points!
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1 reply · active 701 weeks ago
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2 replies · active 701 weeks ago
We shall!
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o ho ho ho... Im popular
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Hangs up phone.
Walks the dinosaur.
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2 replies · active 700 weeks ago
Why does this have a zero?
I suspect -1 trolls!
Quickly, get your +1's ready!
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*tiny time voice* bless you sir for coming back from the troll side
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I imagined him saying all of that in his Dark Knight raspy voice.
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1 reply · active 701 weeks ago
"Batman! Batman, come in! I've got urgent news regarding the Joker's plans to bomb Gotham!"

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"Batman, do you read? This is Oracle, please respond! I've got something you really need to hear!"

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"Batman, respond! Repeat: Batman, respond! Are you okay out there?"

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"Batman, say something! This is important information!"

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"Batman?"

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"Bat--"

"DAMN IT, WOMAN, I AM GETTING MY GROOVE ON!"
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HEY, THAT'S NO FAIR! I have ADD! There's no way I act like that, and I'm offended that the artist would even think ofOH, SWEET, ANOTHER HEART CONTAINER!
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What Batman isn't telling us is that all that stuff has to do with Half-Life 2: Episode Three.
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1 reply · active 701 weeks ago
Shhhh! Every time *that* is mentioned, it gets delayed!
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Hey no matter how long he takes that bomb will never go off. Until he gets there at least then he has five minutes.
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At least there aren't achievements where you kill yourself like in Portal 2.

I'll leave it to somebody else to post the Awkward Zombie comic. I don't know how.
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3 replies · active 701 weeks ago

In order to do that, invadingduck, is to put this in: (img src="insert http thing here"), but replace the ( and ) with < and >.
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yay! Pitboss!
there was another one where getting it means death, but I can't remember it...
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I believe it was "good listener" when you are escaping with wheately you had to go into the room with the big heart GLaDOS told you to.
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I am vengeance! I am the night! I. AM BATMAN!
(Achievement Unlocked: Badass boast)
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1 reply · active 701 weeks ago
I'm BATMAN!!!
I can do those things and still have time to save the city.
YOU KNOW WHY?!?!?
YEAH!!! THAT'S RIGHT!!! CUZ I'M THE GODDAMN BATMAN!!!
NOW ORACLE GO BACK TO YOUR WHEELCHAIR BEFORE I LET THE JOKER SHOOT YOU AGAIN IN THE REBOOT.
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2 replies · active 701 weeks ago
that got really dark and i apologize
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Turns out the Joker did still shoot her, but she somehow miraculously regained the use of her legs after a period of paralysis.

Yep.
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Gotta get my achievements, man!
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Batman: How big is the achievement?
Gordon: Err... Depends.
Batman: It can wait.
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Yes Batman. Yes there is.
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