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Sheep Brutality

Yeah… version 1.7 did wonders for wool collecting. :O
By Jake Allen [floorisnowlava]

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 5, 2011 · 6:00 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (239 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)
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Artistic, Irony, Massive Damage, Minecraft, Overkill, Rage Enducing, Sequential Art, Swordplay, Wild Animals

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The thing it doesn't show is the shame and emotional scarring that results from having to run around naked...
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3 replies · active 708 weeks ago
For god's sake, don't anger them. Remember the last time they retailiated?


<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gEDUDmZkyc" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gEDUDmZkyc
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7 replies · active 708 weeks ago
I always thought that Minecraft's main character was sheepish, but now I wool not want to meet him, as he'd probably pelt me while I fleece.
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Punch a sheep get wool! The world made more sense back in those days....
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3 replies · active 708 weeks ago
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE BLOCK OF WOOL!
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Sheeptality.
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4 replies · active 708 weeks ago
YOU MONSTER!!!
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You mean you're not supposed to kill them after you get the wool? Oh, oh what have I done?
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This is what happens when you learn your resource collecting techniques from Monster Hunter.
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Dear god why would you do that...
Every one knows you can just punch them!
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Minecraft 1.7: Everything is fun!

Minecraft 1.7 (after seeing 1.8 sprint feature): FUCK MY CHARACTER IS SO SLOW.
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Honestly, who uses a sword to beat down sheep? Everyone knows you use your bare hands - just like with hippies!
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2 replies · active 708 weeks ago
You see how the sheep keeps a placid expression even as it dies. It has made peace with it's death and knows that it will live on in the creations made out of it's wool. Even if that creation is semen coming out of a giant obsidian dick.
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Next patch: Synthetic Wool. The only things you have to murder now are those asshole trees.

:b
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4 replies · active 708 weeks ago
Nice try, 1.7. But I'm still gonna beat the crap out of those sheep for wool.
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And then there's my brother, who built a pair of shears, then went around killing the sheep with them...
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new addition to 1.8

ability to slit sheeps throats and collect offals using the shears.
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I found that out the hard way...
I thought I might have to break out the chuck norris skin to get my wool
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1 reply · active 708 weeks ago
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1 reply · active 708 weeks ago
Sadly that doesn't stop people from murdering three sheep on their first day, specially since they only give one when killed.
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I'd probably still kill sheep for wool if it looked that cool. I know that's really messed up but gore is what I go for.
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THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!

...Wool. Per killed sheep. Please fix this, Notch.
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Excuse me, but I must swing the spelling gavel *squarely* at shawn's face. It's Rage Inducing, not Rage Enducing.

I feel like my identity as Mindlesspedia is being cemented somehow...
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The sheep must have brought light into CD-i Ganon's lair...
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1 reply · active 708 weeks ago
WHY!!!!!???????
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"Cheap cunt"? Surely he meant... "Sheep cunt"!
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It's nice to have a way to retrieve the only animal resource that must be taken directly from the animal without needing to kill it without violence.

Of course, people probably still kill the sheep anyway cuz they're jerks.
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2 replies · active 708 weeks ago
BEFORE 1.7, if you just hit a sheep with ANYTHING, it would give you 2-4 wool. So either this person is; A: Retarted, or B: new at minecraft. making this completly wrong except for the 1.7 stuff
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