[VIDEO] Adam Jensen Does A Safety Dance!

59 Comments

1. AlucardMaverick on September 3rd, 2011 2:48 pm
   

   1:18 best part.
2. MeatyMcSausage on September 3rd, 2011 2:49 pm
   

   We can hack if we want to, we can leave our weapons behind, cause our weps don't hack and if they don't hack than they ain't no tools of mine!
3. BoxeyBrown on September 3rd, 2011 2:52 pm
   

   I suppose that's a good use to all of that time spent in cover. Of course you could always shoot the enemies…
4. shadow649 on September 3rd, 2011 2:59 pm
   

   It's only safe to dance when behind cover. Do not dance in an attempt to dodge bullets. You are not Neo. But you can smell like Neo if you use old spice.
5. invadingduck on September 3rd, 2011 3:07 pm
   

   Bass Augs. I put them in my chest.
   Call me Soundwave.
6. HughbertEsq on September 3rd, 2011 3:26 pm
   

   While do all dance moves in the future look so awkward and half-arsed?
   Dystopian in more ways than one…
7. Happy_Crazy on September 3rd, 2011 3:28 pm
   

   A trailer for the new Dance Ex Series
8. HughbertEsq on September 3rd, 2011 3:29 pm
   

   at 2:23 " SWEET NOW I'M BRUNO MARS!"
   …
   Geddit?… because grenade?
9. Ice_Cold_Water on September 3rd, 2011 3:39 pm
   

   All he needs is an orange traffic cone on his head to complete the 80's-ness!
   <img src=http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-D6QRfY1Tug8/TgSVU0BTPFI/AAAAAAAABeg/5YDNmZy7bNk/s1600/traffic.jpg>
   He's doing it wrong.
10. VT_Juju_Man on September 3rd, 2011 3:40 pm
    

    This video raises an important philosophical question, "Is it truly safe to dance?"
    My bet is on yes
11. inb4SlenderMan on September 3rd, 2011 3:41 pm
    

    he never asked for this…

    <img src="http://media.next-gen.biz/files/imagecache/home-page-first-article/articles/news/adam_jensen_dancing.jpg"&gt;
12. Jimmy on September 3rd, 2011 4:06 pm
    

    2:21 is almost like someone trying to throw a tomato at the guy to get off the stage. (I wasn't sure what it was) I died laughing at that and the Hazmat guy.
13. DiamyoAlex on September 3rd, 2011 4:29 pm
    

    We can Aug if we want to! We can leave your limbs behind! Cuz your limbs aren't auged and if they're not auged then they're, no limbs of mine!
14. Oddwan on September 3rd, 2011 4:33 pm
    

    "Y’know, that dance wasn’t as safe as they said it was."
15. Artakha on September 3rd, 2011 5:13 pm
    

    <img src="http://i837.photobucket.com/albums/zz291/letsgetfoxy/0sheptumblr_lbo7lhXg0y1qbwai3.gif&quot; border="0" commander shepard Pictures, Images and Photos"/>

    His dancing is worse than Commander Shepard's.
16. GazzyW007 on September 3rd, 2011 5:22 pm
    

    All I could think of as I saw that was how beautiful the animation was there. Wow.
17. EonofAeon on September 3rd, 2011 5:54 pm
    

    You could say Jensen started a revolution of humans who danced! xD
    Better yet? You could say Jensen started a Human Revolution of dancing! XD
18. Darkangelsv1 on September 3rd, 2011 6:35 pm
    

    Adam Jensens don't ask for augmentations…

    …BUT
    THEY
    CAN
    DANCE!
    <img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v622/dynamicsonic/Rabbids.gif"&gt;
19. Drjolt on September 3rd, 2011 6:53 pm
    

    I did the same thing! It made those muggers get so confused they shot themselves. True story!
20. WheelMan1337 on September 3rd, 2011 7:06 pm
    

    He's just glad because his weapons brought quickscoping to TF2.
21. PortalMan118 on September 3rd, 2011 7:16 pm
    

    I think i missed the "Dance" augmentation.
22. kinwoop on September 3rd, 2011 7:21 pm
    

    Is it sad that I was doing, this before I even knew it was a dance?
23. ChemicalKirby on September 3rd, 2011 8:29 pm
    

    I want this game now
24. Mindlessinvalid on September 3rd, 2011 9:33 pm
    

    I just realized that a previous submission has shown that Adam Jensen has two potential roles in the safety dance music video (the real one). SOMEONE GET ON THIS! I will pour tonic water into my empty Nuka-Cola Quantum bottle and stick it next to a UV disinfecting unit for a photo of "real Quantum" if someone can get this done.

    EDIT: Tonic Water glows blue under UV (not blacklight) and or certain types of radiation.
25. RickO_ on September 3rd, 2011 10:31 pm
    

    Needs some dancing ELECTRONIC OLD MEN, RUNNING THE WORLD.
26. Sid_Diddly on September 3rd, 2011 10:57 pm
    

    Deus Ex: Human Revolution? More like Dance Dance Revolution.
27. TCC on September 4th, 2011 3:42 am
    

    I agree with Shawn. Needs moar Dinosaurs. :I
28. TheInsaneWombat on September 4th, 2011 4:04 pm
    

    Tactical Pun Inbound.

    So it was a Deus Ex Machinima? :O (Get it? One of the Deus Ex games was called Machina.)
29. JboneDRS on September 8th, 2011 3:01 am
    

    Jensen was never the same after the augmentations…

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