The Most Interesting Soldier In The Dustbowl

66 Comments

1. Ryven on August 29th, 2011 12:57 pm
   

   lol, always happens to me:
   VICTORY DANCE :D
   oh wait- NUU!
2. VoiceFromCorner on August 29th, 2011 12:58 pm
   

   Well thinking was never the Soldiers strong point anyway. We all saw that in Meet the Spy.
   Why think when you can kill stuff?
3. RemielChibus on August 29th, 2011 1:00 pm
   

   I don't always airshot

   but when I do, Propane Nightmares plays in the background.
4. Skrist on August 29th, 2011 1:03 pm
   

   I don't always mock people… But when I do, I am ze spy.
5. VaultLegend on August 29th, 2011 1:06 pm
   

   Most interesting man in the world?

   Hah.

   He isn't even wearing any hats!
6. Darkangelsv1 on August 29th, 2011 1:07 pm
   

   I don't always Sticky Jump. But when I do…
   …it's when I planted all 8 of them.
   *gibs start flying everywhere*
7. spplmj on August 29th, 2011 1:13 pm
   

   I don't always heard two of every animal onto a boat.

   But when I do, I proceed to beat the living crap out of every last one of em.
8. Dr. Furry on August 29th, 2011 1:14 pm
   

   crick explosives don't do additional damage to yourself, so the second one is stupid
9. MasterLuigi452 on August 29th, 2011 1:19 pm
   

   Screw Equalizer taunt.
   I have Hadouken.
10. Oddwan on August 29th, 2011 1:20 pm
    

    <img src="http://i55.tinypic.com/jayioy.jpg"&gt;
11. GenCasar on August 29th, 2011 1:23 pm
    

    I don't always get new items…

    …Pfffffffffffffffff Okay, I'm sorry, I can't finish this with a straight face.
12. invadingduck on August 29th, 2011 1:39 pm
    

    I don't always get headshots.

    But when I do, I have the Sydney Sleeper equipped.
13. Greedy Heavy on August 29th, 2011 2:36 pm
    

    Demoman: I don't always drink beer…
    Ok, *burp* yes I do…
14. ibbolia on August 29th, 2011 2:44 pm
    

    I don't always play Soldier, but when I do, I do it in style.
    <img src="http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/f/fb/Soldierviking2.png/250px-Soldierviking2.png"&gt;
15. Exploderizer on August 29th, 2011 2:51 pm
    

    MINUS ONE TROLL IN THE BASE
    MINUS ONE TROLL IN THE BASE
    +1's being distributed!
16. Drjolt on August 29th, 2011 3:13 pm
    

    I don't always throw my man milk at people, but when i do… Rainbows make me cry
17. Zyquux on August 29th, 2011 4:44 pm
    

    I feel like this would be made infinitely better if the Soldier's helmet was 'shopped onto his head.
18. tinynewtman on August 29th, 2011 5:22 pm
    

    I don't always lay sticky bomb traps…
    But when I do, I'm using the sticky jumper
19. Skrist on August 29th, 2011 5:42 pm
    

    I got another one..
    I don't always use skill..
    But when I do… I use Demoman.
20. Vabolo on August 29th, 2011 5:53 pm
    

    Shawn doesn't always post memes, but when he does, it gets annoying real fast.
21. primedawg9170 on August 29th, 2011 6:50 pm
    

    I don't always open a crate…
    …But when I do, it's something I already got
22. ProfessorLuigi on August 29th, 2011 7:18 pm
    

    Shawn doesn't always post descriptions…
23. Ernac on August 29th, 2011 7:40 pm
    

    Shouldn't that be "Unluckiest" or "Most unobservant" Shawn?
    Neither of those things are staples of The Most Interesting Man.
    At any rate I found it funny at first, then after a minute of thought I realized it isn't.
    *sigh* I'm actually starting to miss the nonstop pokemans jokes….

    Even the pony jokes….
    [spoiler even though it doesn't work here]Even Courage Kratos[/spoiler]

    TL;DR This is bad.
24. HughbertEsq on August 29th, 2011 7:47 pm
    

    Stay American my friends
25. AManWithACloak on August 29th, 2011 8:19 pm
    

    Picture 1: Why I used my equalizer for scrap.
    Picture 2: Why I rarely rocket jump.
26. _XD on August 30th, 2011 12:29 am
    

    I don't always play pyro,
    but when I do, I W+M1.

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