GUYS! THERE WAS A HURRICANE!

Oh slowpoke… you just can’t keep up with your natural disasters
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 29, 2011 · 8:24 PM 
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63 Responses to “GUYS! THERE WAS A HURRICANE!”

  1. AManWithACloak on August 29th, 2011 8:28 pm

    You can't teach old news to travel faster…
    Wait, that's not right…

    Also, first post on a slowpoke lol? Is that bad luck?

  2. VaultLegend on August 29th, 2011 8:30 pm

    Its gotten to the point that Hurricanes have New Orleans.

    Pro Tip: Don't build your cities below sea level.

  3. CapnJakeBob on August 29th, 2011 8:32 pm

    Saw the title on Twitter, knew it'd be etc

    Either this is getting easier, or Nature's getting more predictable.

  4. Vatonnage on August 29th, 2011 8:33 pm

    Don't worry Slowpoke, just because you're a little slow doesn't mean you'r-HEY, SINCE WHEN CAN SLOWPOKE TALK?!

  5. Drjolt on August 29th, 2011 8:34 pm

    HOLY SHIT THERE WAS?
    THE LAST ONE I HEARD ABOUT WAS FIVE MINUTES AGO.
    AND IT WAS IN SOME ARK WITH SOME GUY NAMED NOAH.

  6. Vizardvalor on August 29th, 2011 8:36 pm

    Seeing this makes me hear of Sonic voice saying "Your too slow."

  7. Henry_Wong on August 29th, 2011 8:37 pm
  8. ibbolia on August 29th, 2011 8:46 pm

    Holy Arceus! There's a New Orleans?!

  9. TehVortex on August 29th, 2011 9:02 pm

    Isn't it ironic that, in an off-handed kind of way, Slowpoke is actually giving somewhat of a current affairs providing service.

  10. DiamyoAlex on August 29th, 2011 9:05 pm

    That's nothing, did you hear about Ike?!

  11. Skrist on August 29th, 2011 9:07 pm

    You know… none of these things would be happening if Gary Fucking Oak had anything to say about it.

  12. TCC on August 29th, 2011 9:10 pm

    "You played the song of storms!"

  13. Marzen on August 29th, 2011 9:20 pm

    Well, to be fair, he IS right.

  14. spplmj on August 29th, 2011 9:22 pm

    <img src="http://s3.amazonaws.com/bzzagent-bzzscapes-prod/master-chief-lrg.png&quot; alt="" width="327" height="450" />Master Chief came after he heard the flood was in New Orleans

  15. Vabolo on August 29th, 2011 9:49 pm
  16. Shatman on August 29th, 2011 11:31 pm

    Where the hell is New Orleans, and what does it matter!? POMPEII JUST DISAPPEARED.

  17. UndeadLex on August 29th, 2011 11:57 pm

    Andrew or Katrina?

  18. coltsman88 on August 30th, 2011 12:03 am
  19. KungFuDeli on August 30th, 2011 12:45 am

    Did you hear about that weapon that could change warfare forever? They call it the crossbow..

  20. razorman715 on August 30th, 2011 1:25 am

    What Hurricane? I'm still preparing for this upcoming one called Katrina.

    Its probably all hype, though.

    (Too soon?)

  21. Zyquux on August 30th, 2011 4:19 am
  22. Greedy Heavy on August 30th, 2011 9:20 am

    Okay, anyone else miss "Put you in my pants" jokes by now?

  23. PortalMan118 on August 30th, 2011 5:43 pm

    Where does Slowpoke get his news from!?

  24. Gmodlol61 on September 4th, 2011 12:33 pm

    HEY GUYS! ITS 2000!

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