GUYS! THERE WAS A HURRICANE!

63 Comments

1. AManWithACloak on August 29th, 2011 8:28 pm
   

   You can't teach old news to travel faster…
   Wait, that's not right…

   Also, first post on a slowpoke lol? Is that bad luck?
2. VaultLegend on August 29th, 2011 8:30 pm
   

   Its gotten to the point that Hurricanes have New Orleans.

   Pro Tip: Don't build your cities below sea level.
3. CapnJakeBob on August 29th, 2011 8:32 pm
   

   Saw the title on Twitter, knew it'd be etc

   Either this is getting easier, or Nature's getting more predictable.
4. Vatonnage on August 29th, 2011 8:33 pm
   

   Don't worry Slowpoke, just because you're a little slow doesn't mean you'r-HEY, SINCE WHEN CAN SLOWPOKE TALK?!
5. Drjolt on August 29th, 2011 8:34 pm
   

   HOLY SHIT THERE WAS?
   THE LAST ONE I HEARD ABOUT WAS FIVE MINUTES AGO.
   AND IT WAS IN SOME ARK WITH SOME GUY NAMED NOAH.
6. Vizardvalor on August 29th, 2011 8:36 pm
   

   Seeing this makes me hear of Sonic voice saying "Your too slow."
7. Henry_Wong on August 29th, 2011 8:37 pm
   

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   related
8. ibbolia on August 29th, 2011 8:46 pm
   

   Holy Arceus! There's a New Orleans?!
9. TehVortex on August 29th, 2011 9:02 pm
   

   Isn't it ironic that, in an off-handed kind of way, Slowpoke is actually giving somewhat of a current affairs providing service.
10. DiamyoAlex on August 29th, 2011 9:05 pm
    

    That's nothing, did you hear about Ike?!
11. Skrist on August 29th, 2011 9:07 pm
    

    You know… none of these things would be happening if Gary Fucking Oak had anything to say about it.
12. TCC on August 29th, 2011 9:10 pm
    

    "You played the song of storms!"
13. Marzen on August 29th, 2011 9:20 pm
    

    Well, to be fair, he IS right.
14. spplmj on August 29th, 2011 9:22 pm
    

    <img src="http://s3.amazonaws.com/bzzagent-bzzscapes-prod/master-chief-lrg.png&quot; alt="" width="327" height="450" />Master Chief came after he heard the flood was in New Orleans
15. Vabolo on August 29th, 2011 9:49 pm
    

    rel="nofollow">HAVE A THEMATIC SONG AND VIDEO!
16. Shatman on August 29th, 2011 11:31 pm
    

    Where the hell is New Orleans, and what does it matter!? POMPEII JUST DISAPPEARED.
17. UndeadLex on August 29th, 2011 11:57 pm
    

    Andrew or Katrina?
18. coltsman88 on August 30th, 2011 12:03 am
    

    Hey guys! Chicago burned to the ground!
19. KungFuDeli on August 30th, 2011 12:45 am
    

    Did you hear about that weapon that could change warfare forever? They call it the crossbow..
20. razorman715 on August 30th, 2011 1:25 am
    

    What Hurricane? I'm still preparing for this upcoming one called Katrina.

    Its probably all hype, though.

    (Too soon?)
21. Zyquux on August 30th, 2011 4:19 am
    

    <img src="http://images.memegenerator.net/instances/500x/9657155.jpg"&gt;
    (I'm talking about this one, by the way.)
22. Greedy Heavy on August 30th, 2011 9:20 am
    

    Okay, anyone else miss "Put you in my pants" jokes by now?
23. PortalMan118 on August 30th, 2011 5:43 pm
    

    Where does Slowpoke get his news from!?
24. Gmodlol61 on September 4th, 2011 12:33 pm
    

    HEY GUYS! ITS 2000!

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