I tol’ ya don’t touch that darn thing! And by thing I mean the entire east coast.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 27, 2011 · 3:52 AM
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Did you know the site has over 4,000 video game themed lolz?
If I don't comment in the next two months, I'm probably dead. HAVE AT YOU IRENE!
And yet, I can't think of anything else but how big a target that Engineer's head is for sniping…
I can see this unfolding in my head and it is beautiful.
IN THE BEGINNING, THERE WAS ONLY THE ENGINEER.
MANY MOONS PASSED, AND OTHER CLASSES CAME. AND IT CAME TO PASS, THAT THEY GOT LEGENDARY MOVES ONLY KNOWN AS "TAUNT KILLS".
THE ENGINEER SAW IT WAS GOOD, BUT HE LACKED ANY.
SO HE CALLED UPON HIS TOOLS OF DESTRUCTION AND CREATED A GUITAR.
THE ENGINEER SAW IT WAS GOOD, AND WITH A SWIFT MOVE, AND THE SHOUT "Good Night, Irene!", HE SHAPED THE FORTRESSVERSE.
THE ENGINEER SAW IT WAS GOOD.
THUS CONCLUDES THE FIRST AGE OF TF2.
The next chapter is…. grim.
Spoilers: It involves F2P.
Yes. Hit the hurricane with a guitar. There's no reason why it shouldn't work.
Looks like our admins are abusing noclip again.
ALL HAIL THE ENGIE GOD, DESTROYER OF HURRICANES.
Spy also back-stabbed the Virginia "quake."
Hey look buddy, I'm an Engineer, that means I solve problems.
Not problems like 'What is beauty?', because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy.
I solve practical problems.
Fr'instance…How am I going to stop some big mean mother hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind?
The answer… use a guitar. And if that don't work… use more guitar.
Like this Flying V with a whammy bar, designed by me…
…Built by me…
…and you'd best hope…not playing at you.
Take it in east coast. This may be the last Halolz you see for some time so post, post long and hard. Post fast, but not to fast or that girl in your bed will laugh at you. You're lucky she's a Halolz fan or she'd be laughing at you right now. And thank your lucky stars you met a girl that hot and get's your obscure internet references though she's probably imagining you with a English accent. My point is fake the English accent if you aren't British so she doesn't have to imagine it. Be considerate man. And fucking give her some smooches too.
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I think that he's just venting some stress by attacking a force of nature. Just listen to him…. http://tf2wiki.net/w/images/2/2c/Engineer_negativ…
Good night. Wait, my name's not Irene! YOU FILTHY CHEATER!
Everyone who laughed and/or chuckled at this…I'll see you in hell, my friends…
rel="nofollow">The demo version of this.
Irene has everyone in a tizzy, but you know, I was always more fearful of hurricane Ike…
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…even though I'm up in the North Eastern part of 'Merica.
I guess you could say that the Engineer is a real Force of Nature. . .
Now to hide in my corner and wait for this to blow over.
I thought it was because Captain Falcon decided to go Skydiving…
Engy misses, Hurricane gets pissed and starts chasing Engy, who leads it to the RED spawn, where he has set up a sentry nest.
Why would Engineer care? He's safe over in Texas.
Our more troubled Bostonian friend might want to help. Can the Force-A-Nature counter a force of nature? No?
Scout: Aw, crap.
Also, as a Marylander who owns a generator, haha, we're not gonna get too hurt by the storm, unless Verizon service goes down and then we have no internets.
What's the spy suppose to sap here!?
And all the while I get to laugh as my brother is stranded in the Orlando airport for a day.
And if you're reading this, Irene! YOU AIN'T GOT SHIT ON THE BLIZZARD OF '77. ERIE'S SHORES ARE UP FOR ANYTHING, MOTHERFUCKER!
I just realized that the name of North-Carolina's local NHL team is a pretty good example of situational irony.
Like Heavy says, More rubble, less trouble.
Its times like these that it pays to live in "Middleoffuckinnowhere", Illinois.
I made this joke a week ago!
F*** Irene.
I LIKE IKE!
And if that don't work… use more gun.
Surprised no one's singing the song in here.
Can't let you do that, Irene.