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BAT SHIT... EVERYWHERE!

Absolutely nothing to do with video games, but I thought this was pretty funny. How has this problem never been addressed until now? I mean your hideout is filled with bats and expensive crime fighting technology… this is going to be an issue!
By Marco D’Alfonso [via Rampaged Reality]

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 25, 2011 · 12:05 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (211 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5)
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Artistic, Batman, Irony, Poop Jokes, Wild Animals

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For more non-game lolz head on over the the non-game lolz thread
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7 replies · active 712 weeks ago
I think I liked mine better.
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Must... understand.... joke........
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"Didn't your parents teach you any manners?"

Batman has no parents, because they were shot and killed.
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Refer to the last panel of spplmj's comic for this comment.
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Shit just got real
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Little does he know Robin secretly shit's on the keyboard at night
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Joker, Finn, and Abraham Lincoln, swore enemies of Batman.
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2 replies · active 712 weeks ago
which is why Batman is never allowed in the Justice League HQ during huge parties

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1 reply · active 712 weeks ago
It's a bird, it's a plane, no, it's SUPER FACEPALM!!!
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Batman has EVERYTHING to do with video games! HE'S THE GOD DAMN BATMAN!
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...guano doesn't look like that. It's going to drive me bat shit insane.
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That's the real reason he has a butler.
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2 replies · active 712 weeks ago
I feel sorry for Alfred...he's so OLD...and he's the only butler/servant in Wayne's mansion...I wonder what he does when master Bruce is away...
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Plays with all the awesome bat gear and other super expensive goodies?
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Maybe it IS like this, and Alfred just cleans it all up offscreen.
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2 replies · active 712 weeks ago
Alfred is to grime as Batman is to crime.
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Take a bite out of grime!
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Robin needs to stop using those expensive high tech TVs to watch cartoons, it's kind of a waste.
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It looks more like raccoon poop. Batman, you have a pest problem! Hire me as your exterminator, satisfaction* guaranteed! I also won't steal any of your stuff while I'm in there. I promise on my** soul.

*For me.
**Nonexistant
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Bitch, those bats have super diarrhea. Those turds are green. I fucking TOLD you not to feed them authentic Mexican food. BUT NO-ONE LISTENS TO THE DOG WITH THE GIANT HEAD. NOOOOO.
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At least he can use it as a nice fertilizer for his plants. If he likes plants...
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What time is it on the TV?
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I guess you could say he's...

*puts on sunglasses*

...bat shit crazy!

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Oh hey, fin is in the background, I approve of this picture! :D
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Adventure Time. A cartoon so math that even the GODDAMN BATMAN approves.
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Weeeeeeell... there WERE bats in the Batcave of the Lego Batman Game, does that count?
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not having bat shit on his stuff proves how awesome batman is
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You know what that TV means..... yeah, it's Batventure time
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For those wondering, Bats actually solved this problem (I think it was detailed in year one). Massive ventilation to clear out the methane from the drying guano, and super-sonic noise emitters to keep the bats away from the tech.
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Thank God this isn't Adam West era batman were every implement was preceded by the word "bat." Batman called his car the Bat-Mobile, he had his "Batarang," the "batphone," and "bat computer" so bat shit would be... Your mind will naturally reach the logical end on it's own.
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1 reply · active 711 weeks ago
Bat-batshit?

...we have to go deeper.
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well at least Batman doesn't have a dog that can destroy everything by sniffing it.
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Hey guys what time is it!?
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Last time I checked, Batman didn't actually own bats, so we can assume this is just another cruel joke by the Joker. However, assumptions are for BAT SHIT crazy lunatics such as you and me. :D
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Well it's good to see that Batman is on the trail of real evil!

Adventure Time and it's mediocre programing!
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anyone else notice Finn from adventure time in on the computer monitor?
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I like how he's watching Adventure Time.
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