WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY

65 Comments

1. Link Lab on August 24th, 2011 5:35 pm
   

   These budget cuts are hitting everyone hard but this is ridiculous.
2. greenxboy on August 24th, 2011 5:38 pm
   

   Whatever he brouth, it must have cost him a leg.
3. Cyndaquazy on August 24th, 2011 5:39 pm
   

   He sure got the short end of the stick.
4. RemielChibus on August 24th, 2011 5:40 pm
   

   I think they might've axed the project.

   About two inches below the knee.
5. Trogador on August 24th, 2011 5:44 pm
   

   Did Aperture Science have a hand in this?
6. OrionX on August 24th, 2011 5:46 pm
   

   You don't need the entirety of your legs when you've killed fiddy men.
7. Roflcopter419 on August 24th, 2011 5:55 pm
   

   So they cut the budget then?

   …I feel ashamed making for that joke…
8. Ice_Cold_Water on August 24th, 2011 5:57 pm
   

   "Ohh yeah, we forgot to tell you, there's a side effect of all of the augments…….Ohh, you already know?……Ohh."
9. Paulrus-Keaton? on August 24th, 2011 6:17 pm
   

   He gave them to Shawn so he'd get donator status on the server. :/
   Green text > the ability to walk properly.
10. Strike_low on August 24th, 2011 6:19 pm
    

    I never asked for this.
11. Shatman on August 24th, 2011 6:20 pm
    

    He's got a leg up on the competition. Too bad he doesn't have a leg to stand on.

    I'll be going now.
12. spplmj on August 24th, 2011 6:21 pm
    

    <img src="http://images.wikia.com/robotchicken748/images/f/f8/The_Six_Million_Peso_Man.jpg&quot; alt="" width="440" height="280" />

    He's not nearly as cool as this guy.
13. AuraMaster on August 24th, 2011 6:28 pm
    

    I'd tell him to break a leg on his mission, but… yeah…
14. Ovahdrive on August 24th, 2011 6:29 pm
    

    Class: Cyborg Assassin
    Race: Midget
    Racial Advantages:
    -- Auto-Crouch
    -- Move at Full Speed While Crouched
    -- %50 less chance of being detected as a threat.
15. KungFuDeli on August 24th, 2011 6:31 pm
    

    I keep thinking he's going to look at me and say "Bizzaro I love you"
16. Passerby Boy on August 24th, 2011 6:45 pm
    

    either there is a troll around here, or I don't know whats funny and whats not.
    I'll just go with the first option.
17. imnutty on August 24th, 2011 7:26 pm
    

    deus ex meets mr. potato head
18. Doctor Rover on August 24th, 2011 8:07 pm
    

    Quick!
    Give this man a Super Mushroom!
19. Drjolt on August 24th, 2011 8:33 pm
    

    Legs are so overrated. *waddles away*
20. Sceptilianblade on August 24th, 2011 8:35 pm
    

    You have the technology, you say?
    <img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljfqdeDOSd1qghguio1_100.gif&quot; img>
    So does Patrick.
21. TheInsaneWombat on August 24th, 2011 9:30 pm
    

    So is this a bug in Deus Ex or was somebody bored?
22. UndeadLex on August 24th, 2011 10:32 pm
    

    So what, I have augments, ya wanna fight about it?
23. Cake Core on August 24th, 2011 11:51 pm
    

    Laugh now, but be ready, because he'll give you one hell of a head-butting….
    In the crotch…
24. Dycro on August 24th, 2011 11:58 pm
    

    You could say he had a serious wardrobe…

    *shades*

    …malfunction.

    YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
25. Ultamia on August 25th, 2011 12:11 am
    

    Hey, mister government man! Could ye lend us a few shotgun shells here? I'm a little short!

    Ahh chee chee cha cha chee chee choo cha cha.
26. inylchilar on August 25th, 2011 12:36 am
    

    What's that gross thing on your neck?

    Oh it's your body! HAHAHAHAHA
27. inb4SlenderMan on August 25th, 2011 11:56 am
    

    this picture describes my feelings =_=

    <img src="http://chzsomuchpun.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/129165187334369262.jpg"&gt;
28. Cactuar213 on August 25th, 2011 12:48 pm
    

    Maybe he is seeing if that Morph Ball will work for him too.
29. PortalMan118 on August 25th, 2011 6:27 pm
    

    Well ain't that a kick in the shins…

    oh wait…

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