I can see the trailer now. THIS SUMMER, IN A WORLD OF QUANTUM PHYSICS, ONE WOMAN DARES TO SURVIVE. It would probably have this for a movie poster too!
By Dan Trachtenberg, submitted by everyone
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 24, 2011 · 10:33 AM
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Did you know the site has over 4,000 video game themed lolz?
I know it is overposted, but still
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Somebody in hollywood better get on this project NOW
Damn she's buff!
I would PAY for someone to buy me a ticket to this movie
HELLO, CHELL.
I WANT TO PLAY A GAME.
I'm noticing a distinct lack of murderous AI constructs…
well i guess it was ok to look into the operational end of the device after all "3:08"
"Submitted by everyone" is indeed an accurate statement.
I think this is the only movie that can get away with the main character not talking.
I was half expecting to hear GLADoS to make some witty quip about the mashed potatoes, or the woman's muscles, but that was good too.
Tell me I'm not the only one who was waiting for an extra after the credits.
If it was made, it would suck.
End of story.
At the very best it would be mediocre.
My first thought at seeing the chip in her neck: Caroline? oO
GlaDOs -- the Beginning
…. Guards? really? The REAL Aperture Labs just would have used Murderous AI constructs.
The only thing that looks like Portal is the gun itself and the physics. The rest looks very different… No excessively white rooms and corridors? Lack of murderously charming AI, instead we have guards? Not a single GLADoS appearance?
Sounds like a Hollywood movie alright, all showy and no heart to it.
For your safety, and the safety of others, please refrain from hitting the guards with the portal device. Not even partially.
Now her biggest challenge will be… saying apple
I dont know why but maybe it was the building jump scene that reminded me of The Matrix.
"You enter the blue portal — the test ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You enter the orange portal — you stay in Aperture and I show you how far the testing track goes."
I… I have no words for this.
Aperture taking lying to a new scale.
THE WORLD IS A LIE.
it would have been awesome if one of the cubes lit up with a heart at the end.
3:08
HEY! Do not look in the the operational end of the device!
She wakes up in a mysterious room wearing a straight jacket, looks in the mirror and what are her first thoughts?
1. Change clothes
2. Get a hair cut
3. I'm fat and need to lose some weight
This is why we can't have female leads…
*notices Shawn said that everyone submitted this*
*remembers nothing about submitting this*
*realizes that Shawn doesn't think I'm anyone if "everyone" submitted this* ;;-;;
The only problem i have at all is that it doesn't follow the real story -.- yes it is cool and looks amazing and i would love to see a portal movie i think it would be awesome but i think it should follow the actual story because the real story is amazing