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I DON'T ALWAYS LOSE AT MARIO KART
BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S BECAUSE I GOT HIT BY A BLUE SHELL INCHES FROM THE FINISH LINE.

That or someone waits to use a lightning bolt right before I hit a big ramp jump!
Did this one myself, and actually the image came out better than I expected… if any of you want to make your own “Most Interesting Plumber” pic’s here’s a blank template!

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 23, 2011 · 4:08 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (218 votes, average: 3.82 out of 5)
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Well my friend here begs to differ...
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2 replies · active 709 weeks ago
I don't always play sports...

...but when I do, I make princesses wear short skirts.
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2 replies · active 709 weeks ago
I don't even play Mario Kart...

But when I do..

I may understand this joke.
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10 replies · active 709 weeks ago
I don't always win online at Mario Kart.

But when I do, it disconnects and loses me around 300 points.
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That's nothing. Try getting blue shelled, then red shelled, then banana peeled after getting knocked around for a little bit inches before the finish line.
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5 replies · active 709 weeks ago
"I don't always look angry...

but when I do,
My mustache still looks like a smile."
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I don't always get hit by a green shell. But when I do, I'm the one who launched it.
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That or someone waits to use a lightning bolt right before I hit a big ramp jump!

You have no idea how many races I lost thanks to that.
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Blue shelled, Star'd Bullet bill'd TWICE then T-bolt in midair into lava pit =1st->12th

I know because this happened to me the other day ;~;
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5 replies · active 709 weeks ago
I don't always fall asleep on the job.....

...but when I do, I dream about lasagna.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIZcvHI7D1g&fe...
your welcome,please send your undying gratitude to my +1 box.
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You forgot to mention that the blue shell sent you careening towards a banana which sent you off a cliff... I feel like the game plans these things
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GET BLUE SHELL'D
*SUCCESS BABY*
AVOID BANANA CLUSTER
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That or someone waits to use a lightning bolt right before I hit a big ramp jump!

Reading Shawn's comment again, I remembered something.
Look out for any fake item boxes, banana peels, and sheels on the big ramp if anyone is willing to race me.

These tricks work wonder.
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I don't always use warp pipes

But when I do, I use warp pipe World 0
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Story. Of. My. Fucking. Life.
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I don't always rage-quit at Mario Kart WII, but when i do, it's one of those guys who use the motorcycle person and be a dick on a gamecube map.
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By the way, what's that red thing in this image? It looks a bit like Luigi...
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codeman101 · 709 weeks ago

Ask before you make this if its good to you, but heres one i thought of:

"I dont always save the princess"

"But when i do, its after murdering hundreds of giant turtles"
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Blue Shells = Mario Kart's Raeg Inducer
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That's why I avoid Mario Kart. It's not just a racing game (which I never enjoy), it's a racing game where you can fuck people over.
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