I had no idea the HEV suit knew so much about me! It even knows my darkest secrets.
Suit, you know too much… you’re gonna have to die. Now how do I make it look like an accident?
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ASTUTE SUIT RIOT

Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 16, 2011 · 3:09 PM

(167 votes, average: 4.08 out of 5)

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Artistic, Awkward Moments, Half-Life, Obnoxious, Robots, Sequential Art, Valve Software

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Pie Row 101p · 713 weeks ago

*Good looking girl walks by*
HEV Suit: Massive erection detected
Freeman: ...

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Ovahdrive 105p · 713 weeks ago

Unfortunately the sheer size of the erection caused it to only experience a Half-Life.

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Marzen 101p · 713 weeks ago

Massive is right!

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Alparssive 90p · 713 weeks ago

Ain't I always right?

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Sid_Diddly 90p · 713 weeks ago

"That a crowbar in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

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Deep Thought 105p · 713 weeks ago

It could be worse...

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PortalMan 86p · 713 weeks ago

wait...what else does the HEV suit do?

*Sets recording for My little Pony*

THIS THING IS AWESOME!

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Vabolo 118p · 713 weeks ago

So that's what GlaDOS does in her spare time.

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Acrazymonke 93p · 713 weeks ago

WHY WAS THIS GLORIOUS THING NOT BROUGHT TO MY ATTENTION

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2 replies · active 713 weeks ago

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Lord Science 92p · 713 weeks ago

Because you have no eyes silly companion cube.

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razorman715 91p · 713 weeks ago

I HAVE NO IDEA!

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TheInsaneWombat 90p · 713 weeks ago

User Toilet Accuracy: 3%

Wow.... I.... I suck.... T.T

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4 replies · active 713 weeks ago

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VyseRogueKing 103p · 713 weeks ago

Oh god. It's on the ceiling!

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mikeorike 89p · 713 weeks ago

Oh god it's on the moon!....Wait what? How?? When?? I don't even...

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Armetron 98p · 713 weeks ago

SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCEEEE

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A_R_ 88p · 713 weeks ago

Now you're peeing with portals!

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CriticalQuit 93p · 713 weeks ago

The Hazardous EnVironment suit will never threaten to harass you, and in fact, cannot think.

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Ovahdrive 105p · 713 weeks ago

I get the same sort of conversations out of my toaster. I think its broken.

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1 reply · active 713 weeks ago

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Gentlemenkip 72p · 713 weeks ago

I think you have gone nuts my friend toasters do-

wait what does it look like?

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Wetmang 95p · 713 weeks ago

HEV suit feels so good
HEV suit want you rong time
Shit in HEV suit
Shit in it
HEV suit is a bad body armor
Spank HEV suit cus it's a baaaad armor
Now bring in the headcrab...

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KungFuDeli 78p · 713 weeks ago

Careful Floss, eventually the A.I. of the suit will become self aware, attached, and grow jealous of Alyx.

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Ice_Cold_Water 97p · 713 weeks ago

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Jimmy (ケンタ Kenta) 113p · 713 weeks ago

How many till I level up?

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Passerby Boy 80p · 713 weeks ago

9 more:

4 in reading
2 in writing
2 in eating
1 in playing farmville

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Jimmy (ケンタ Kenta) 113p · 713 weeks ago

Fuck, I'm never leveling up. I hate Farmville.

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VyseRogueKing 103p · 713 weeks ago

Why did no one feel the need to tell me that such a magnificent thing exists?

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smashpro1 94p · 713 weeks ago

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primedawg9170 92p · 713 weeks ago

Well I can understand how your tears can work as a lubricant, but when are you crying when you need lubrica-oooooooooh

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deleted5232201 99p · 713 weeks ago

I think Half-Life 3 will be about how the suit tries to re-win Freeman's love while Alyx slowly moves in to replace it. If you known what I'm saying

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Lord Science 92p · 713 weeks ago

bow chicka bow wuh

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HughbertEsq 98p · 713 weeks ago

Errrrr, I'd rather not have the suit thanks, I'll just stick with the " one-weapon-per-eyeball" and "Internal-organ-healing-chest-high-wall" game interface

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Lord Science 92p · 713 weeks ago

How about one weapon per FINGER???

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Vabolo 118p · 713 weeks ago

How about one finger weapon?

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Sid_Diddly 90p · 713 weeks ago

Yeah but I hear it's voice is the same as Space-cores so it kind of kills the mood.

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TheSpaceCore 89p · 713 weeks ago

.....SPACE SUIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Gentlemenkip 72p · 713 weeks ago

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE iminent.

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Marzen 101p · 713 weeks ago

Wow, if I had a buck for every time something said that to me

I'd owe a few hundred.

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darkdan1100 63p · 713 weeks ago

Great, now we have to think about half clothing half human things running around... Least they can never be naked.

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Doctor Rover 91p · 713 weeks ago

How to make it look like an accident...

Sharting might cut off the circuitry.

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CakeBard 88p · 713 weeks ago

...but if he ... did it with the suit... wouldn't that be masturbation?

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VyseRogueKing on August 16th, 2011 3:14 pm

Why did no one feel the need to tell me that such a magnificent thing exists?
TheInsaneWombat on August 16th, 2011 3:17 pm

User Toilet Accuracy: 3%

Wow…. I…. I suck…. T.T
KungFuDeli on August 16th, 2011 3:17 pm

Careful Floss, eventually the A.I. of the suit will become self aware, attached, and grow jealous of Alyx.
Sid_Diddly on August 16th, 2011 3:18 pm

Yeah but I hear it's voice is the same as Space-cores so it kind of kills the mood.
Acrazymonke on August 16th, 2011 3:53 pm

WHY WAS THIS GLORIOUS THING NOT BROUGHT TO MY ATTENTION
HughbertEsq on August 16th, 2011 4:16 pm

Errrrr, I'd rather not have the suit thanks, I'll just stick with the " one-weapon-per-eyeball" and "Internal-organ-healing-chest-high-wall" game interface
Bobomberman on August 16th, 2011 4:21 pm

*Good looking girl walks by*
HEV Suit: Massive erection detected
Freeman: …
darkdan1100 on August 16th, 2011 4:45 pm

Great, now we have to think about half clothing half human things running around… Least they can never be naked.
Marzen on August 16th, 2011 4:54 pm

Wow, if I had a buck for every time something said that to me

I'd owe a few hundred.
Wetmang on August 16th, 2011 5:15 pm

HEV suit feels so good
HEV suit want you rong time
Shit in HEV suit
Shit in it
HEV suit is a bad body armor
Spank HEV suit cus it's a baaaad armor
Now bring in the headcrab…
Ovahdrive on August 16th, 2011 5:27 pm

I get the same sort of conversations out of my toaster. I think its broken.
Vabolo on August 16th, 2011 5:56 pm

So that's what GlaDOS does in her spare time.
Redzeroine on August 16th, 2011 6:14 pm

I think Half-Life 3 will be about how the suit tries to re-win Freeman's love while Alyx slowly moves in to replace it. If you known what I'm saying
PortalMan118 on August 16th, 2011 6:18 pm

wait…what else does the HEV suit do?

*Sets recording for My little Pony*

THIS THING IS AWESOME!
CriticalQuit on August 16th, 2011 7:49 pm

The Hazardous EnVironment suit will never threaten to harass you, and in fact, cannot think.
CakeBard on August 16th, 2011 8:27 pm

…but if he … did it with the suit… wouldn't that be masturbation?
Ice_Cold_Water on August 16th, 2011 9:34 pm

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Doctor Rover on August 17th, 2011 9:40 am

How to make it look like an accident…

Sharting might cut off the circuitry.