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Wheatley Puppet

It’s official. This is the greatest cosplaying prop ever made. That’s right all you losers who made a GLaDOS using a potato and some loose wires… contest over! You’ve lost!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 12, 2011 · 12:56 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (578 votes, average: 4.80 out of 5)
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Awkward Moments, PC, Photo Op, Playstation, Portal, Too Much Free Time, Under Construction, Valve Software, Video Clips, Xbox 360

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9 replies · active 711 weeks ago


Seriously, how can I get/make this, and how much does it cost? I will give you my entire life savings, right this very instant.
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3 replies · active 711 weeks ago
I have never wanted to stick my hand in something so bad... except for that one time when... no wait, this is better.
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1 reply · active 711 weeks ago
I love you O.O... um, sorry, I don't know where that came from. I was just so captivated by the large, robotic eyeball of British awesomeness. On that note, Wheatley's got the best seat in the house, hey chicka bum bum.
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2 replies · active 711 weeks ago
Oh hi, how are you doing?
BECAUSE I'M A PUPPET.
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"You are a puppet. Don't be alarmed. But if you do feel alarmed, try to hold on to that feeling. Because that is the proper reaction to being told that you are a puppet."
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1 reply · active 711 weeks ago
I guess we all knew he was a bit empty headed...
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Now if only Stephen Merchant could take practice into ventriloquism. He could easily rival Jeff Dunham. Hell, even the idea of them going into a show together sounds funny.

"So 2 ventriloquists, a dead terrorist, and a moron walk into a bar..."
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4 replies · active 711 weeks ago
Wheatley: if you want to buy me say apple!

Me: O_O.........*jumps*
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1 reply · active 711 weeks ago
Wait... Valve said that replicating a core innards would be impossible... But this person has managed it AND made room for a hand. This puppeter has BROKE PHYSICS.
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And now I present to you, everyone who's going to have something to do with "space" in their comment.
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2 replies · active 711 weeks ago
Do you have to use lotion when you stick your hand in Wheatley?
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2 replies · active 711 weeks ago
...Must take idea and make a SPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAACEEEEEE core puppet...
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1 reply · active 711 weeks ago
Wheatley to Richard Lord, "Physical impossibility my shiny metal arse!"
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Doesn't beat my functional Portal Gun.

Which is totally real.

Even thoughI don't have any pictures or proof of it.

Because I lost them in a fire at the end of a moving platform.

For science?
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Just keep that puppet away from any massive super computer terminals. Best not to take unnecessary risks.
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Heck, I'm just glad I'll be able to have my own lil' Stephen Merchant for me to carry around.
But does this thing run on batteries alone, or does it have a mains connection
"They told me, right, that if I ever used Triple A's I would DIE"
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If you were a guy from England you could even voice the thing yourself!
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The Wheatley comic from before seems to retain truth.
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I won't be content until they make an Ace of fours into an actual card suit...
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Cave: "You. Bag. Car. Map. Weta Workshop HQ. NOW"
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JEVOUDRAIS JEVOUDRAIS JEVOUDRAIS
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2 replies · active 711 weeks ago
Cave Johnson puppet. NOW!
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Next up, Cores with colors ... and hats.
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That is impressive on like.....a really scary level. Seriously, genius stuff.
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Wait...does this seriously have (practically) 5 stars? This is the first time in a while I've seen that. And it deserves every last one! DO WANT BUT HOW?
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Rocker23220 · 711 weeks ago

Seriously, how do I get this, and how much does it cost? I will give you my life savings right this very instant.
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Wow!!! I cannot even wrap my head around this. Seriously pro work.
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TheInsaneWombat · 711 weeks ago

Well, we all knew he was a little empty headed. This proves it.
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