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He forgot the final spell… teabagius humiliatus!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 10, 2011 · 4:59 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (204 votes, average: 4.56 out of 5)
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No teabagging?

THIS VIDEO IS SO FAKE.

...oh wait.
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1 reply · active 716 weeks ago
Good god, two Halo related post in the same week.

Did Shawn take a sudden interest in Halo again.
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10 replies · active 716 weeks ago
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13 replies · active 687 weeks ago
Dose he seriously have to finish every fight?
hmm...on that note, stay tune for his next apperance in the Twilight series, where he finishes their fight by erradicating the entire cast
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1 reply · active 716 weeks ago
Actually, Harry Potter spells usually (but not exclusively) only contain ONE word, not TWO, so the final spell would probably just be "teabaggius," though in my opinion it would sound better if it was shortened to "baggius" or "baggio."

...Don't look at me like that.
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8 replies · active 716 weeks ago
John Spartan and the Deathly Halo

Coming to a halolz near you.
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SPOILERS: HARRY IS A WIZARD.
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3 replies · active 716 weeks ago
This part of the halo games has always perplexed me. The toughest enemies could take dozens of bullets to the chest but would instantly die the second you pat them on the back. Voldemort would have been better off sticking with that Quirrel guy from the first movie so that he would literally have eyes in the back of his head.
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7 replies · active 716 weeks ago
That was Spartan 1337 for sure.

No one else would say it, so I will: The fact that he never gives up is one of his good points!
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1 reply · active 716 weeks ago
"Master Chief, mind telling us what you are doing with Harry Potter?"
"Sir, finishing this fight".

DUN AH NAH NAH NUN NAH.
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There is only one truly correct way of expressing the emotion this video engenders:

"l0l n00b got pwned."
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This is obviously leaked footage of a new game involving Space Wizards from Space.
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3 replies · active 716 weeks ago
Choose your own comment extravaganza!

Halo, In my Halolz? It's more likely than you think.

That wizard's a spy, the Horcrux is a lie, and I can't let you do that ~Tom~ (Mocks)

Drama: You're doin' it wrong. Comedy: Still doin' it wrong.

Fail at saving own world
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Go to Hogwarts and save their world!

Then suddenly, Memes, thousands of them. (Thousands may or may not actually be 5)

I haven't seen any Harry Potter movie since Goblet of Fire. For good reason it would seem. Somehow the random Spartan didn't ruin the ending for me any more than just the glimpse of Hollywood Magic (which I'm pretty sure is now the 4th unforgivable curse) did. I'm going to go read the books and pretend this is how the movie actually ends, just to make the murder of the originals complete and official.
^Seems bitter, right?

Look down, now back up, the bitterness is now memes.

I herd u liek memes!
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You should have seen the scene where Master Chief brought a Warthog to a game of Quidditch.
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6 replies · active 716 weeks ago
The sad thing is, I get the feeling some of you voted/will vote low just because this was Halo-related.
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2 replies · active 716 weeks ago
A site called Halolz has Halo posts?

PSH!
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Bullets shooticus!
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1 reply · active 716 weeks ago
So much for that prophecy. Who'd have prophesied that Halolz would get Halo submissions though?
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Best ending EVER.
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I don't know, I would have used a plasma grenade. I'm a generous guy, I'd let him know what hit him. Blue glow, high pitch squeal growing louder by the second. I could witness the initial "freakout" of Lord Voldemort and then his acceptance of the inevitable. Ooh, or maybe a spike grenade so I can get a double kill with Harry too.
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THAT WIZARD IS A SPY!

Oh, shoot, wrong game.
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SUPERBIS JUMPUS!
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Halo Potter and the Sorcerer's Sticky
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