WHAT MAKES ME A GOOD DEMOMAN?

116 Comments

1. Ice_Cold_Water on August 6th, 2011 10:22 am
   

   We'll just pretend that didn't happen. Okay. Time for some jokes.

   How about a funny Demolander Picture?
   <img src=http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4038/4206998793_40a29869df.jpg>
   THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!!!!!
2. Doctor Rover on August 6th, 2011 11:13 am
   

   Yes you were first, but I'm afraid of the health of your e-peen.
3. TheRustyBucket on August 6th, 2011 11:16 am
   

   Lots and lots of swords.

   <img src=http://scarceantiques.net/ebay/rqu/rqu999mb.JPG">

   Why they're all Half-Zatoichi's, I dunno.
4. VaultLegend on August 6th, 2011 11:20 am
   

   Sell a Stout Shako for 2 refined.

   Buy two craft hats.

   Craft another Stout Shako.
5. Dr. Furry on August 6th, 2011 11:23 am
   

   as a pro demo, i hate this with a passion. dont let me catch you being a fail demo pan on the halolz server or i'll give you a "stern talking" to, and by stern talking to i mean i'll whip my bottle out and humiliate you. <img src="http://img692.imageshack.us/img692/3366/2011080600001a.jpg&quot; alt="demoman" />
6. Marzen on August 6th, 2011 11:38 am
   

   And so you see, kids, the amount of swords they friggin' threw at me eventually drove me to drink myself into a stupor and finally succumb to suiciding with the caber on a daily basis!
7. Sid_Diddly on August 6th, 2011 11:40 am
   

   I solve practical problems. Like when the demo man is chasing down your team with a sword and beating the holy hell out of them. Solution? Use hat. If that don't work… Use more hat.
8. Ovahdrive on August 6th, 2011 11:42 am
   

   So is this a DEMOtivational poster?
9. razorman715 on August 6th, 2011 11:46 am
   

   And also having an item that lets you self heal.
10. MoG on August 6th, 2011 11:57 am
    

    At valve TF2 division.

    Ok boys, we need to update the demoman, Any suggestions?
    "MORE HATS!"
    'MORE SWORDS!"
    "…Maybe a new grenade launcher?"
    ….. Frank get out of my office now, return under better behavior.

    As i was saying…. SWORDS AND HATS?!

    "YAAAAAAA"
11. Arch_Evil_Angel on August 6th, 2011 12:23 pm
    

    I don't always play demo, but when I do, I'm a demoknight
12. MasterLuigi452 on August 6th, 2011 12:53 pm
    

    Wait. I thought it was a frying pan. Not sword.
13. Jimmy on August 6th, 2011 1:12 pm
    

    I don't always shoot to kill…

    <img src="http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/594692365098858648/244459BAAD9851C2704266400A44DF649E74888D/&quot; width="500" length="900">

    …but when I do, I use a REALLY BIG GUN.
14. CriticalQuit on August 6th, 2011 1:16 pm
    

    It's now possible to be a demoman with no explosives whatsoever.

    What next, a slow scout?
15. TheAl41 on August 6th, 2011 1:17 pm
    

    I have a sentry, point overruled
    <img src="http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/1/16/Sentry-to-lvl3.gif"&gt;
16. Wetmang on August 6th, 2011 1:26 pm
    

    <img src=http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/5234359/images/1248388950997.jpg>
17. VT_Juju_Man on August 6th, 2011 1:43 pm
    

    MEANWHILE, AT THE DESK OF ROBIN WALKER:
    <img src="http://www.comicbookreligion.com/img/j/J_Jonah_Jameson.jpg"&gt;

    PYRO'S NO GOOD, I NEED UPDATES, UPDATES FOR DEMOMAN!!
18. TCC on August 6th, 2011 1:43 pm
    

    "Are you saying I can shoot grenades?" "I'm saying that when you're ready… you won't need to."

    <img src="http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/218/c/4/demorpheus_by_t_c_c-d45ndim.jpg"&gt;
19. Rexxmech on August 6th, 2011 1:52 pm
    

    Who needs guns when you can cut peoples heads off, that are 50 feet away from you…
20. PortalMan118 on August 6th, 2011 4:02 pm
    

    He's not compinsating for something is he?

    Engineer: NOPE
21. Saxostev on August 6th, 2011 6:30 pm
    

    I agree. Swords are a disgrace and goes against the class of Demoman

    Axes on the other hand….
22. Vabolo on August 6th, 2011 7:05 pm
    

    I see your point.
23. Drjolt on August 6th, 2011 11:17 pm
    

    Fuck swords….

    I've got a frying pan.
24. mrveganman on August 7th, 2011 8:14 am
    

    "tf_medieval 1"
25. Mindlessinvalid on August 7th, 2011 11:02 am
    

    Demoman used to be about "no kill like overkill," now it's about charging headfirst into a wall of bullets to cut down the people shooting said bullets. Demoman plays like first person Touho minus the ability to fight back at long range.
26. Foxtrot on August 7th, 2011 1:07 pm
    

    dang. shutter shades. *not sure what else to say….*
27. GeneralZod65 on August 7th, 2011 2:46 pm
    

    Meanwhile at Valve:

    employe 1:" Lets Make a Engineer Update!"
    Everyone else: " YAAAAAAY!"
    Robin Walker: "NO, he shall only….. GET MORE HATS"
    Everyone: "AWWWWWW"
28. HughbertEsq on August 7th, 2011 6:05 pm
    

    *Meanwhile, in Bee Cave, Texas*
    Demoman: *sobs uncontrollably* Me mother don't love me n' more, she says "I have nae true and proper Demoman" and kicks m' oot It…It *takes a swig and cries some moar*
    Engineer: *pats Demo comfortingly* y'ain't alone in your weaponless sorrow boy
29. AManWithACloak on August 7th, 2011 11:20 pm
    

    I only play demoknight because I suck balls at the original way. Seriously. Launchers are not for me.
30. Shady Kitsune on August 8th, 2011 5:23 am
    

    Next demoman update: a grenade launcher that shoots explosive swords.
    Then it has come full circle.
31. CriticalQuit on August 8th, 2011 11:34 am
    

    NO HIPSTERS ALLOWED ON NON-HIPSTER POSTS

    Seriously, the community here hates hipsters. You have been warned.
32. TheInsaneWombat on August 8th, 2011 3:43 pm
    

    Demoman: Use explosives? What's wrong with that tiny little head o' yours?
33. Artakha on August 11th, 2011 1:19 pm
    

    Damn -1 trolls. I eat you for breakfast.

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