We’ve come a long way baby!
By SirKemper, submitted by Ogre
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 4, 2011 · 7:59 AM
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Did you know the site has over 4,000 video game themed lolz?
Why deny it?
Valve loves The Black Scottish Cyclops.
Why do we even have the medic class anymore…
Maybe if medic looked like this then people would play him more
<img src="http://www.lowpings.net/gamingnews/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/tf2-medic.jpg">
<img src="http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m114/blackswordexe/Demoman_Trollface.png" border="0" alt="Photobucket">
Problem, laddy?
We might also need more medics if Engineers would rebel against the injustice of how few items they get by refusing the many "POOTIS" requests for dispensers.
What's that Valve? New weapons? Oh, that's okay. I'll just stick to the classic load out and use my vintage items.
The Medic must be a hipster, since he was self-healing before every other class did. …and there is the case of him and his buddy Pyro having the vintage hats before other items became vintage… I think I should stop there…
Bad microphone made my ears bleed D:
But still, nice vid :D
How about we look at the massive amount of engie support, look at his latest new weapon ….'
<img src="http://www.gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs/204066_o.gif">
Robin Walker: We're introducing a new candy cane weapon for the scout! On each kill he will be able to hea-
*shot*
I'm gonna call weapons that cause invincibility next.
Stop kissing Soldiers Ass and give the Endineer some Attention.
And give the Demoman Explosives for God's sake!
that's all fine and good, but only the greatest of medics can pull off rel="nofollow">THE ULTIMATE TECHNIQUE!
Also, when did all these other classes get medical licenses? Granted it never stopped the medic, but come on now…
I was rollin' when I saw all those weapons pop out and that guy just yells, "Ohh, go fuck yourself!!"
yeeeaaaaah cus people use the powerjack for healing….
So what the game needs is Sniper self-healing, you say?
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Needs moar hats.
But remember kids, Thermite grenades are unbalanced.
Demoman: Truth.
Hey, don't count the other classes out.
The Medic got multiple weapons that focus on self healing…
Heavy got various miniguns, boxing gloves, and sandviches that let him heal himse--
Sniper got a piss dart that can't headshot and a sacrifice of SMG for more hea--
Okay, fuck it. TF2 is about going on your own and healing your own damn self.
*heavy_smug_face*
This is why we love SirKemper. Hat's off to you my good man for telling it like it is. Although I think you made the video about the wrong game. This didn't look like Hat Fortress 2.
5 quid that Meet The Pyro will have a joint Engie/Pyro update
Try to explain the demoman's changes? Fucking impossible.
What about the heavy? He has a machine gun, fists, and a……. sandwich…. that heals you….
Well, medic still has a laser that heals you. Lasers are cool. Therefore, medics will still be played.
Good thing he didn't look at Engy, he only has 5 other weapons, and no self-heal.
Okay, lesson learned: No one wants to play Medic. EVER.
So, what about the Engineer?
He has three weapons that actually does something cool and some leftovers that have minimal changes over his other few weapons.
Engie could self heal from the start…
Erectin' a dispenser!