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ALLIANCES - They don't last forever.

Boot to the head? How about grenade to the face!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 4, 2011 · 5:39 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (184 votes, average: 2.89 out of 5)
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Bungie, Explosives, Halo, Head Shot, Microsoft, Motivational, Xbox 360

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Halo?! In mah Halolz?! Someone check the calendar! When did this even happen last time?!
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13 replies · active 716 weeks ago
Alternate caption-
Halo submissions: They don't last 5 seconds without someone saying "halo? in my halolz?"
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2 replies · active 716 weeks ago
Unless you implode a brofist.

Then that shit will last forever.
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9 replies · active 716 weeks ago
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Nobody has used this joke yet. Really, guys? Really? I mean, it practically had its fucking trousers down.
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5 replies · active 716 weeks ago
Reminds me of when I played Halo for the first time with my friend, and he said he wanted to work together and have our characters shake on it.

We faced each other. He threw a plasma grenade at me.

I only fell for this 2 more times.
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2 replies · active 716 weeks ago
What you don't know is that the grenade is the last hope for restating Master Chief's heart...
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1 reply · active 716 weeks ago
Why would you post halo stuff on halolz?
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inb4haloinmy...oh wait...
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Halo in my halolz?
For the first time in MONTHS?!?!?

Edit: Looks like I'm not first to be in shock and have seizures, good to know. To calm you down here is some jazz, its not only smooth its...
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4 replies · active 716 weeks ago
Looks like the alien is about to tea-bag him like a Typical Halo player.
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1 reply · active 716 weeks ago
Lookin at this picture from another perspective, it looks like the human dude's firing a ball of light out of his body...

They can do that in halo right...?
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"C'mere cupcake!"-The Soldier
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3 replies · active 716 weeks ago
...Humorous Video Game Screen Captions...In MY Halolz?
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Maybe he holds a grudge for all these elites you killed... maybe he holds a grudge because master chief made him lose his job...

(or maybe he found out that master chief gets anouther game and he doesn't)

Aka. the Luigi Complex
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2 replies · active 716 weeks ago
You just know Arbiter was thinking "Wave goodbye to yer head, wanker!"
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Why is he sticking the corpse?

The appropriate response to this situation is to crouch repeatedly over your teammates face. You use less 'nades that way.
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Rarely is a Halo submission funny these days.

This, yet again, is not one of those.
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okay buddy let's clean this menace together, then i let you granade-my-face
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Halo? in my Halolz?
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4 replies · active 716 weeks ago
Well, that's the end of the franchise,

WHO WANTS HATS!?
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What he doesn't know is that he's in the wrong joke.
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first
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