Hipster Mushroom Kingdom Princesses

80 Comments

1. VaultLegend on August 2nd, 2011 2:33 am
   

   Hipsters: Making humor unfunny and misdefining irony since before it was cool.
2. Bobomberman on August 2nd, 2011 2:36 am
   

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   Alternate caption:
   "Hipster Mario was purple
   before Waluigi time"
3. Dr.Panda on August 2nd, 2011 2:41 am
   

   I wanna say something witty..

   All i got in my mind however is this http://www.halolz.com/2009/08/27/merch-two-girls-…
4. El_bruno on August 2nd, 2011 2:49 am
   

   Speech bubbles comming from the talker's mouth…… too mainstream…….
5. ecruz747 on August 2nd, 2011 3:00 am
   

   Someone had too much cake…..
6. UndeadLex on August 2nd, 2011 3:03 am
   

   Peach has nope neck.
7. primedawg9170 on August 2nd, 2011 3:17 am
   

   At times like this, I just want to find the person that invented Hipsters and beat some sense into him. A LOT of sense.
8. ChemicalKirby on August 2nd, 2011 3:42 am
   

   This makes me like dasiy more then peach. :]
9. Henry_Wong on August 2nd, 2011 3:44 am
   

   Dire times like these calls for Charles Bronson and his affirmative action towards hipsters
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10. VyseRogueKing on August 2nd, 2011 4:17 am
    

    Dear Hipsters,
    please stop corrupting everything I love. That's the internet's job.
    ~Vyse
11. Arch_Evil_Angel on August 2nd, 2011 4:27 am
    

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12. RemielChibus on August 2nd, 2011 4:31 am
    

    Just wait until they find out the hippies had mushrooms and deadly turtles were ninjas before they were koopas.
13. Arch_Evil_Angel on August 2nd, 2011 4:33 am
    

    Objection!

    Pauline and Princess Peach are two different characters, with Pauline having predated Peach and almost exclusively appearing in games in which Mario and Donkey Kong face off.
14. TheInsaneWombat on August 2nd, 2011 4:55 am
    

    Wait, Peach has glasses?!?!

    I guess that explains why Bowser was able to kidnap her so easily. She couldn't tell it was him since she never wears her glasses. :\
15. Link Lab on August 2nd, 2011 5:16 am
    

    Is it just me or does Daisy look like she will murder the guy holding the camera? O.o
16. MoG on August 2nd, 2011 5:26 am
    

    rel="nofollow">Not the mushroom kingdom… NOT THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM!

    HIIPPPSSTTEERRS!
17. KungFuDeli on August 2nd, 2011 5:44 am
    

    oh come on! Don’t destroy Mario for me more than the live action movie already did!
18. TehVortex on August 2nd, 2011 5:51 am
    

    Pauline was getting stolen before these two posers went and popularised it. Oh and Daisy, I never even played Super Mario Land. Boom!
19. KungFuDeli on August 2nd, 2011 6:02 am
    

    Every thing I think of cannot accurately describe the disliking I feel towards hipsters, especially royal hipsters, but I imagine I'd say something like this. "Oh your boyfriend's a plumber, you always have to be different don't you, you rich, stuck up b**ch!? I don't think a single troll in the world could insult you further given the fact that you're a princess and your boyfriend's a f**king plumber!! Who does shrooms!! "
20. CriticalQuit on August 2nd, 2011 8:59 am
    

    We need to convince all the hipsters that breathing is mainstream. Then we won't have to put up with them anymore.
21. Jakben Imbel on August 2nd, 2011 10:36 am
    

    I don't get hipsters where I live, I get orcs, rather than moan about modernisation; they destroy things… I think I like orcs more
22. TCC on August 2nd, 2011 11:45 am
    

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23. PortalMan118 on August 2nd, 2011 11:49 am
    

    Can I see Hipster Zelda?
24. BoxeyBrown on August 2nd, 2011 11:52 am
    

    …wrong…just wrong…
25. BoxeyBrown on August 2nd, 2011 1:00 pm
    

    These princesses are too mainstream, I only like the classic princesses, like Cinderella and Sleeping Beauty.
26. MasterLuigi452 on August 2nd, 2011 1:16 pm
    

    I just came back from Mushroom Kingdom and WHAT IS THIS? I DON'T EVEN…
27. Captain Flavor on August 2nd, 2011 1:17 pm
    

    Woo! Anime Iowa! Too bad not many people were there this year…
28. Marik_Ishtar on August 2nd, 2011 2:19 pm
    

    Princess Daisy looks like Nella from Team Nostalgia Chick.
29. Drjolt on August 2nd, 2011 8:20 pm
    

    I only stomp goombas that were spawned before me.
30. Kn0w1d3a on August 3rd, 2011 12:37 am
    

    I put my speech bubbles at the bottom of the stick because the top is too mainstream.
31. tigerhelo on August 3rd, 2011 11:57 am
    

    fat princess IRL

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