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Violence never solves anything. Well except for that one time… when it solved EVERYTHING.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 28, 2011 · 4:00 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (195 votes, average: 4.07 out of 5)
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Of course violence never solved anything. Violence is never a solution. It's a QUESTION. As seen here:

Q: Should we use violence?
A: Yes.
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9 replies · active 718 weeks ago
Portal Wars

Episode V

WHEATLEY STRIKES BACK

It is a dark time for Aperture Science. Although the Death Cube has
been destroyed, Wheatley's troops have driven the Aperture forces from
their hidden base and pursued them across the laboratory.

Evading the dreaded Wheatley Monitors, a group of freedom fighters
led by Rick the Adventure Sphere has established a new secret base in the remote
depths of Test Shaft 9.

The evil lord Darth Space Core, obsessed with finding young Rick,
has dispatched thousands of remote Frankenturrets into the far reaches of
Aperture Labs...
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9 replies · active 718 weeks ago
Now if he was more intelligent, id call him:

Edit: Darn, forgot to bring troll-reppelent today :(
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7 replies · active 718 weeks ago

Hello. I'm Leonard Nimoy. The following tale of an Aperture Science product being involved in adventures a long, long, time ago in a galaxy far, far away is true. And by true, I mean it's a piece of cake. They're all moist, sweet, caloric pastries. But they're delicious pastries. And in the end, isn't that the real truth? The answer is no. Now our story begins on a Friday morning in a little backwater planet called Tatooine...
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1 reply · active 719 weeks ago
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Once again, Shawn you leave me at a loss for words.

Edit: HELP! I'VE BEEN STRUCK BY TROLLS!!!
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8 replies · active 718 weeks ago
Needs more explosions.
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2 replies · active 719 weeks ago
Give the Fact Sphere some narration and fit in a scene with Space Sphere getting a cameo, and badda-boom, you have the next action movie of the decade.

Really though, I wish Valve would give some extension attention to the personality cores.
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4 replies · active 718 weeks ago
This submission was approved by Micheal Bay
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I don't want to scare you, but, I'm an Adventure Sphere. Designed for danger. So, why don't you go ahead and have yourself a little lady break, and I'll just take it from here. Did you hear that? I think something just exploded. Man, we are in a lot of danger. This is like Christmas. No, it's better than Christmas. This should be its own holiday. Explosion Day!
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What is this I don't even.
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9 replies · active 688 weeks ago
What the space core sees in his head all day

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2 replies · active 718 weeks ago
*Read in movie trailer voice*

In a world where everyone needs a hero... one core answers the call.

He is... RICK, THE ADVENTURE SPHERE

coming soon to a testing facility near you, Explosion Day 2011
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Looks better than duke nukem forever thats for sure this actually has guns in it.
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I can't believe I'm saying this, but what a good use of gary's mod.
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I didn't know Michael Bay made a Portal clip.
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2 replies · active 719 weeks ago
The funny thing is, I actually want to hear Rick's theme re-orchestrated for the next Video Games Live.
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Violence is not the answer...

...it is the solution.

Because there was no question.

Only a problem.
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2 replies · active 718 weeks ago
So Rick would continue his adventure movie career for 10 more years, lose his lustre, make some commercials and cameos and eventually fade into drunken obscurity.
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This is almost as epic as my daydreams. But there is one key difference. My daydreams take place in the sky!
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2 replies · active 718 weeks ago
I was gonna say something witty, but then i heard the DADADADADADADADADA DUNDUNDUN and now my brain is somewhere in the back wall.
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That's 3 Sashas which is roughly $360,000 every 12 seconds.
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4 replies · active 718 weeks ago
what the hell is he saying at the 0:30 mark
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Violence? It's called rickence because he's so awesome. And condoms? THEY'RE CALLED RICKOMS NOW!
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Now let me say how this makes me feel...
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OMFG, IFUCKINGLOVERICKTHEADVENTURECOREFUCKYEAH!
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