IT’S DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE! TAKE ONE OF THESE!

94 Comments

1. Jimmy on July 28th, 2011 3:55 am
   

   But…if you've got a BUNCH of swords, I'm not truly alone am I?
2. ChemicalKirby on July 28th, 2011 4:06 am
   

   THIS NEEDS TO BE POSTED EVERYWHERE. Everyone safe, no need for police, save a town thousands of dollars a year :]
3. Darkangelsv1 on July 28th, 2011 4:20 am
   

   Man, if I ever find one of these, I will grab it, place it on top of my hands, move my hands above my head, chant "Daa-daa-daa-DAAAA!~" and stay there until someone presses A.

   …hello?

   …anyone?

   ….can someone please press A?
4. RemielChibus on July 28th, 2011 4:35 am
   

   "Don't worry. With this you'll be perfectly fine. No, don't ask how many I've given out and why Ganon hasn't been defeated yet."
5. Shady Kitsune on July 28th, 2011 4:37 am
   

   One thing wrong with these fun little things is, is that some asshole will go tear them all off.
6. Sir_Nox on July 28th, 2011 4:41 am
   

   In the end, only one young boy may posess the power of the Godesses.

   THERE CAN BE ONLY OOOOOOONE!!!
7. Bobomberman on July 28th, 2011 4:50 am
   

   Where are the tabs for the Smashing Board?
8. VT_Juju_Man on July 28th, 2011 5:07 am
   

   That old man is a fool! Look what he's created

   <img src="http://www.unsoughtinput.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/link.jpg"&gt;

   <img src="http://www.sitsam.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/Link-Cosplay.jpg"&gt;
9. Mikau94 on July 28th, 2011 5:34 am
   

   um thanks… I'm just gonna go collect some heart pieces and get the white sword instead.
10. CriticalQuit on July 28th, 2011 6:44 am
    

    "Is it a sword?"
    "No, it's much more better. It is a DRAWING of a sword."
11. TheArrived on July 28th, 2011 6:49 am
    

    Your always there for me strange old man *sheds tear*
12. Vosur on July 28th, 2011 7:22 am
    

    -Takes one and holds it above his head for a few moments, then puts it away-
13. HughbertEsq on July 28th, 2011 8:01 am
    

    Actually… do you know the place where you get the weapons off John Cleese?
14. PortalMan118 on July 28th, 2011 8:07 am
    

    Multiple Swords for Multiple Links.

    Does this mean there are also Multiple Zeldas?
15. Dr. Furry on July 28th, 2011 8:22 am
    

    stealing this idea, going to put my signature spray phrase on it just in case people from halolz spot it.
16. Hatmor on July 28th, 2011 8:38 am
    

    Dammit just give me all the items at the beginning!
17. straYDoubter on July 28th, 2011 10:40 am
    

    All right old man. I'll oblige, but this will not make up for charging me 100 rupees for the capacity of holding just 4 extra bombs.
18. MasqueNoMercy on July 28th, 2011 11:07 am
    

    hmm… so can the print out of this be downloaded somewhere?
19. Ice_Cold_Water on July 28th, 2011 10:34 am
    

    <img src=http://i1179.photobucket.com/albums/x399/tmotom/Yourmajesty.jpg>
    In the name of the king!
20. Alpar on July 28th, 2011 11:39 am
    

    If I were there, I would've just taken the whole freaking sheet of paper.
21. Wetmang on July 28th, 2011 11:52 am
    

    Man I just want the high quality printer they used for that!
22. MasterLuigi452 on July 28th, 2011 12:43 pm
    

    The Legend of Zelda: Ten Swords Adventure.
    Hilarity ensures.
23. ibbolia on July 28th, 2011 1:07 pm
    

    …okay.
    *Takes the fireball*
24. Jerach on July 28th, 2011 1:11 pm
    

    You may think that these swords are useless. You forget that they shoot lasers when you're at full health.
25. Old Man Jenkins on July 28th, 2011 12:44 pm
    

    Okay, that was easy!
    So wheres the line for my shotgun?
    <img src="http://www.collegemagazine.com/files/image/waiting-in-line.jpg"&gt;
26. TheInsaneWombat on July 28th, 2011 2:17 pm
    

    I have no wit to add, only this:

    HA!
27. TheInsaneWombat on July 28th, 2011 2:18 pm
    

    Ooh! Wait, nevermind.

    I bet Paper Mario wishes he had one of these.

    Meh, close enough to wit for today.
28. Trolldad on July 28th, 2011 9:28 pm
    

    No thanks old man,
    I'll take your fire and stab it on my arrow to give me fire arrows
29. Drjolt on July 29th, 2011 1:34 am
    

    Wait, he gives these out for free? I cant explain the things i had to do to get one…Things that involve ostriches and explosions.
30. Drjolt on July 30th, 2011 3:44 am
    

    *looks at giant golden sword* Man this sword is aw- *Finds paper* I-…I need that sword.
31. Snow on July 31st, 2011 9:49 pm
    

    Ah, so that’s what it was. I saw the old man was all out when I spotted the poster over the weekend. It was at Megaplex, a furry convention in Orlando, FL.
32. Xolopitli on August 1st, 2011 12:53 pm
    

    You have no idea how tempted I am into doing that.

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