Well, I guess he got his hat!
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Soldier’s New Trainer Hat

Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 26, 2011 · 1:10 PM

(436 votes, average: 4.80 out of 5)

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Shawn Handyside on July 26th, 2011 1:13 pm

I feel like there is a Pokemon closer to a maggot than a Weedle, but I can't think of it at the moment…
Seto_Kaiba on July 26th, 2011 1:16 pm

Wait, what pokemon does a soldier use?
NekoKnight on July 26th, 2011 1:18 pm

But…. how could a battle of started? We never made eye contact.
SolidScientist on July 26th, 2011 1:20 pm

"We may all live in it, but you are not welcome in my Pokemon world!"
Uzumakiclan43 on July 26th, 2011 1:23 pm

Not even Ash has the balls to steal something from Dawn and go back to the Indigo League and earn all 8 badges in a single day with just two Pokemon. I tip my hat to you, soldier , for a job well done.

… Okay, I'll go into the corner.
smashpro1 on July 26th, 2011 1:30 pm

Did he make those badges himself?
TheTopHatKid on July 26th, 2011 1:48 pm

Continuity? In MY Halolz?
…it's happened once before…
I just never thought it could happen again…
HughbertEsq on July 26th, 2011 1:52 pm

TRAINER SOLDIER WANTS TO FIGHT!
TRAINER SOLDIER SENT OUT FARFETCH'D
RED SENT OUT WEEDLE

FARFETCH'D USED DISCIPLINARY ACTION!
WEEDLE'S MORALE DECREASED!

WEEDLE USED STRING SHOT!
FARFETCH'D DODGED THE ATTACK!

FARFETCH'D USED SCREAMIN' EAGLES!
A CRITICAL HIT!

WEEDLE DIED A HUMILIATING DEATH!

TRAINER SOLDIER CROCKETED RED!
WHAT IN THE FU-

"YOU DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS THAT IS MY JOB!"
B-B-BUT YOU KIL-
"YOU ARE ALL WEAK! YOU ARE ALL BLEEDERS!"
MOTHER OF GO-
"ATAAAAAACK!"
TRAINER SOLDIER WENT ON A RAMPAGE!
NO ONE IS SAFE!
PARTICULARLY MAGGOTS!
RUN!
SAVE YOURSELF!
BEFORE IT'S TOO LA-*CROCKET*
PortalMan118 on July 26th, 2011 2:02 pm

Why would he need pokemon if he's got a gun?

HIS LOGIC IS FLAWED!
spplmj on July 26th, 2011 2:06 pm

<img src="http://www.dca-online.dk/peter.jpg" alt="" width="548" height="523" />

who's laughing now? I got my hat!
Vatonnage on July 26th, 2011 2:16 pm

<img src="http://danbooru.donmai.us/data/cac37da0999687e9743cf633139d55bb.jpg"/>
I DON'T LIKE THE WAY YOU TALK, PRIVATE.

So yeah, in the event we see the two of them duking it out, should we expect Voltorb grenades and Electrode bazookas? Maybe even Genesect turrets?
CriticalQuit on July 26th, 2011 2:42 pm

WE HAVE COMMANDEERED MY HAT!
RespectfulGlove on July 26th, 2011 2:56 pm

Soldier's Team:

"Crocket" (Shiny Sharpedo)
Male, Lv.78
Speed Boost
Aqua Jet, Rage, Take Down, Torment

Braviary
Sheer Force
Male, Lv.76
Brave Bird, Superpower, Tailwind, Strength

"Sun Tzu" (Hitmonchan)
Iron Fist
Male, Lv.75
Mach Punch, Close Combat, Fake Out, Counter

Metagross
Clear Body
Genderless, Lv.75
Pursuit, Meteor Mash, Explosion, Endure

Excadrill
Mold Breaker
Male, Lv.74
Aerial Ace, Iron Defense, Giga Impact, Drill Run

…

And just like that, I can't stop imagining RED and BLU Soldiers being Excadrill and Braviary respectively.
imnutty on July 26th, 2011 3:11 pm

i surely hope he didn't steal any more clothes from dawn….oh shit!
<img src="http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/halolz-dot-com-teamfortress2-soldier-sailormoon.jpg">
PaladinVance on July 26th, 2011 3:17 pm

between this, and the Soldier Moon post, I'm wondering when someone will draw a Soldier / Poison crossover, seeing as they both use riding crops.

you are all welcome for the mental image (but seriously, someone wanna get on drawing that?)
MasterLuigi452 on July 26th, 2011 3:22 pm

-Soldier throws the Pokeball.
-Pyro uses Compression Blast.
-Win the match.
Sceptilianblade on July 26th, 2011 4:22 pm

*sends out Missingno*
COME AT ME BR@#%$@#$RWETEWRTQ#$--
(Sceptilianblade has disconnected from the server)
Daifuku on July 26th, 2011 6:10 pm

Oh look, I found Halolz again. And T2 posts are STILL the vast majority.

Stay classy Halolz. Never change.
Tacogod225 on July 26th, 2011 6:22 pm

Why the hell would some asshole with all 8 badges be challenging lvl.4 weedle to a fight?
*STAND UP AGAINST POKEBULLYING*
Artakha on July 26th, 2011 6:35 pm

I think I found the one trainer more badass than Gary Oak.
MagmarFire on July 26th, 2011 6:45 pm

Is his Rattata in the top percentage of Rattata? This calls for an investigation! *Spy cloak*
inylchilar on July 26th, 2011 7:27 pm

THAT WEEDLE'S A SPY
Hatmor on July 26th, 2011 8:14 pm

HE should be the new mascot of Halolz, we don't even see Capt. Falcon or Wolf anymore.
Armetron on July 27th, 2011 12:47 am

someone should make a model to replace the grenades of the solder to poke-balls.

Solder used explosion

its super effective

solder fainted
Ragnellrok on July 27th, 2011 12:54 am

Well there goes the region….
VT_Juju_Man on July 27th, 2011 4:52 am

I think i know what pokemon he's going to use

<img src="http://pokedexart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/Pokemon_Charmander_Pyro_Thumb.jpg">
Drjolt on July 27th, 2011 4:52 am

I think a Pikachu works like a cow mangler 5000. It doesn't need ammo and it fires lightning. Wait- How do i…Crank it. OH GOD
L3re7z on July 27th, 2011 6:41 am

I earned every one of those medals I made myself!
baka_hyena on July 27th, 2011 11:54 am

Now all we need is a in game re-skin
TopRattata on July 27th, 2011 12:58 pm

More like an ASH whoopin', am I right?
Ice_Cold_Water on July 27th, 2011 3:02 pm

Soldier used Rocket Launcher… It's about to be super effective… (boom) Welp, there goes that wild Pokemon.
Undo on July 29th, 2011 12:45 pm

If only it were an actual item…
Gigafreak on July 31st, 2011 12:28 am

And he captured two of every Pokémon on Earth!

And then he herded them onto a boat…

…and made them beat the crap out of every single one!