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GIVE ME YOUR HAT

If there’s one thing you can say about TF2 players… they’ve got their priorities straight!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 26, 2011 · 2:09 AM 
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"If pokemon fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight!" Ash said that, and I'd say he knows a little bit more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that nobody could best him in the gym of honor. Then he used his fight money to buy two of every pokemon on earth. And then he herded them onto a ball, and then he beat the crap out of every single one. And from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a safari! Unless it's a nursery!"
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25 replies · active 710 weeks ago
Tsk, tsk, tsk...That Dawn/Hikari is an imposter.



Her panties are actually black. Start re-coloring.
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13 replies · active 710 weeks ago
I'm not a man for hats...

I am, however, a man for miscellaneous items....

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I'll be taking that scarf, ma'am.
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DAT HAT
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3 replies · active 716 weeks ago
I would take her panties instead. They'd made a better hat.
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8 replies · active 716 weeks ago
What...sex? is that a new type of hat?
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2 replies · active 716 weeks ago


I knew this sounded familiar...
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4 replies · active 713 weeks ago
TF2, hats, pokemon, and underaged panty shots. What more could you want in a submission?
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14 replies · active 713 weeks ago
Buying Dawn's Hat for two refined.
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Somebody knows what's truly important in life...
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2 replies · active 716 weeks ago
some_text
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1 reply · active 716 weeks ago
My God... I think we've found the ultimate HALOLZ posting: TF2 + Pokemon
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Confound that Rule 34! Confound that 4Chan!
They drive me to drink...
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2 replies · active 713 weeks ago
Spoils of war. Legally, you're doing it right.
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The hat's probably legal.
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Well, I doubt any of the rest of her clothes are going to fit on the Soldier...
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4 replies · active 715 weeks ago
What else could you want? That hat is SEXY
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Let's face it the man has priorities. HAT priorities.
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OK, I laughed way more than I should have.

...........wait a second, Soldier is a Pokemon Trainer now!?
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2 replies · active 716 weeks ago
No! Don't ask for the hat! Ask for the Meet the Pyro Trailer!
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12 replies · active 711 weeks ago
4chan? On my Halolz?
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1 reply · active 716 weeks ago
Obviously the Engineer would be a much fairer sport, he don't want any young ladies innocence, as fr' hats; shucks, he'd be mighty fine if there were just a couple of weapons on hand for him
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Seems like a perfectly reasonable demand.
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1 reply · active 716 weeks ago
Enjoy the poor girl's hat.

"Here lies the ignorant soldier. He loved hats, but died a VIRGIN."
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Meanwhile, May has a similar problem with her opponent Demopan.
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3 replies · active 709 weeks ago
Guys! C'mon now, she wasn't planning on giving him her hat, it was her shoes, you know valve and their miscellaneous items.
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2 replies · active 716 weeks ago
If Arceus had wanted you to live, he would not have created *me*!
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Personally, I would ask for her pokemanz because then I could mug people and take their hats!

...What you were expecting something about sex? Pull your minds out the fucking gutter.
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1 reply · active 716 weeks ago
The sensation you are feeling is the Hattening...

When only a few of us remain you will feel an irresistible pull towards a far away land... to fight for your hats...

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2 replies · active 716 weeks ago
Good thing the soldier went for the hat. For all we know it could BE A TRAP! With Chris Hansen right around the corner... but supposedly these days he'd want to join in on the fun
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This is why most people avoid 4chan.
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/vp/ in a nutshell.
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1 reply · active 716 weeks ago
This makes me think of some weird Leaf/Pyro ship. After all, Fire is super-effective to Grass.
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6 replies · active 706 weeks ago
This hat is mine! Do you understand that?!
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And then Surprise Buttsecks
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Just by looking I can tell it isn't from /tg/ where they're all Chivalrous Perverts...
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Its ok, everyone is nervous the first time they give away their hat
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The soldier doesn't have a very good business plan.

Win a Pokemon battle, get hat.

Take her to pokemon center for free pokemon healthcare treatment.

Take her by the hand,

Look deeply into her eyes,

and say: I challenge you.

Win a second time, she's still broke.

As much as I would hate to take advantage of a girl, this is TF2 and Pokemon logic we're talking about. The soldier now has a "toll-free" call girl.

If you will excuse me, I need to wash my hands with a basketball sized piece of pumice to not feel creepy.
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That DAWN is a Spy!
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*waits for a few minutes to pass*

*Goes back to study*

This is all your fault!
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Is it his fault that he never manages to craft the one he wants?
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I guess by hat, he meant virginity. That sick pokephile....
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1 reply · active 716 weeks ago
Technically I could fuck her and it'd be legal, but...

... That hat.
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http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l58/kilojara/so...

Not sure who made this but it was made in response to that :D
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What makes this better is the fact that the guy wanting the hat is Larfleeze. Who is Larfleeze, you ask? Only Agent Orange, the one who wields the Orange Lantern of Avarice!
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1 reply · active 716 weeks ago
only one thing to say...
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2 replies · active 716 weeks ago
http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/808/give6189...
^^Did no one else realize that this was and edited version of this?^^
You can tell the Soldier one is edited as the picture of the Soldier passes the left border of 4chan's thumbnail boundary.
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Did anyone remember that she's only 10!?
Good thing Soldier only wants her hat.
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3 replies · active 716 weeks ago
Jesus, he chose a hat over a woman. Oh wait, that's normal.
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Mabey after smashing his shovel against his head so much he got brain damage.
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