Sticky Situations

110 Comments

1. Not_anon on July 20th, 2011 7:55 am
   

   Wheatley please, Contain your orgasm.
2. razorman715 on July 20th, 2011 7:56 am
   

   Thank you for poting this shawn. You have forever ruined another one of my favorite charcaters by doing this.

   I need to take a shower now.
3. Navy_Pheonix on July 20th, 2011 8:02 am
   

   But when I do test?

   Man alive, it feels good!
4. EddRazzell on July 20th, 2011 8:20 am
   

   Rule 34
   NO EXCEPTIONS
5. Gamage on July 20th, 2011 8:25 am
   

   Wait when he tries to kill you don't you get it all over you…. OH GOD.
6. Lord_Science on July 20th, 2011 8:31 am
   

   Chell is disappointed with Wheatley's performance…
7. _XD on July 20th, 2011 8:31 am
   

   I don't get it.
   :(
8. Skrist on July 20th, 2011 8:37 am
   

   It'll take a lot of fireworks to clean that place up.
9. ChemicalKirby on July 20th, 2011 9:05 am
   

   He doesn't seem so happy when you use white gel to send him to space.

   inb4spaaaaaaaaaaaaaace
10. Uzumakiclan43 on July 20th, 2011 9:09 am
    

    Wheatley might want to get that checked out. What specifically, I have no idea and even less interest to to find out…
11. redroverone on July 20th, 2011 9:09 am
    

    But…but…it comes in THREE COLORS….

    Oh Gods…my mind….
12. Bobomberman on July 20th, 2011 9:16 am
    

    Does this mean Chell is pregnant? If so I will partake in NONE OF THIS!
13. Damocles on July 20th, 2011 9:45 am
    

    Premature test completion
14. CriticalQuit on July 20th, 2011 9:56 am
    

    Wheatley needs to stop watching test chamber porn.
15. madhatter0082 on July 20th, 2011 10:01 am
    

    His tests might not be very big or last very long, but in regards to how long it takes to get the next one up: LEGENDARY.
16. Marzen on July 20th, 2011 10:03 am
    

    Yep, sounds like another Wednesday to me at Aperture.
17. Darth_Destro on July 20th, 2011 10:28 am
    

    *walks into Halolz, sees latest post*

    0_o
18. Lord_Science on July 20th, 2011 11:00 am
    

    Or maybe the whole thing is just one big software simulation inside of GLaDOS.

    It was all just a dream….
19. Red_Zero on July 20th, 2011 11:07 am
    

    Uhhh… Poor Chell, having to hear how cores have sexual pleasure while she is a forever alone
20. VT_Juju_Man on July 20th, 2011 11:27 am
    

    Guess what, wheatley's sperm is pure poison, and I am deathly ill
21. HughbertEsq on July 20th, 2011 12:37 pm
    

    Oh you Dirty Core!
22. Doctor Rover on July 20th, 2011 1:33 pm
    

    rel="nofollow">We all know how productive Wheatley is.
23. TomQuoVadis on July 20th, 2011 1:34 pm
    

    I can only think of one thing to say in response to this.

    WHY?
24. MasterLuigi452 on July 20th, 2011 1:50 pm
    

    MFW
    <img src="http://myfacewhen.com/i/440.jpg"&gt;
25. Jimmy on July 20th, 2011 2:59 pm
    

    There's SCIENCE…in my pants!!!
    <img src="http://images.wikia.com/vsrecommendedgames/images/b/bf/I_jizz_in_my_pants_by_HOLIMOUNT.jpg&quot; width="200" length="200">
26. Dr.Panda on July 20th, 2011 3:13 pm
    

    Chell needs an adult?
27. Gary_Blue on July 20th, 2011 3:16 pm
    

    So when GlaDOS says she wants to test forever…

    I should be pleased?
28. Artakha on July 20th, 2011 8:28 pm
    

    <img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v254/Hiyama/Snake-OMG.png&quot; border="0">
29. penguindude42 on July 20th, 2011 8:52 pm
    

    ALTERNATE TITLE:
    Wheatley's Hot Sticky Fluids
30. Zyquux on July 20th, 2011 10:47 pm
    

    Oh look at this screenshot I made three months ago.

    EDIT: Forgot this: /oldjoke
31. PortalMan118 on July 22nd, 2011 12:35 am
    

    I am proud of us as a race that it took as long as it did for a sexual portal joke.

    HUMANITY: WE ARE IMPROVING!!
32. cap0man on July 25th, 2011 12:36 am
    

    Sigh, seriously? Why is it that so many must ruin all good thing.
33. Tacogod225 on July 25th, 2011 9:07 pm
    

    Put a portal there….and there. Now walk through that one and -- wait! Go back! Now go forward! Back again! OH YES! That was orgasmically satisfying!

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