The Secret Life of Diglett

70 Comments

1. ChemicalKirby on July 13th, 2011 4:37 am
   

   I wanted to see a kirby reference…
2. Ultamia on July 13th, 2011 4:38 am
   

   Now we just need to figure out what is under the damned thing.

   Oh wait… Professor Oak…
3. TheQueenofSouls(DT) on July 13th, 2011 4:48 am
   

   What the fuck is with you and digletts, Shawn. First the oak cosplay and now this.
4. NightWight on July 13th, 2011 4:54 am
   

   I'm here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. Now let's go find some ass.
5. tveye on July 13th, 2011 4:54 am
   

   So…all Diglett are addicted to chewing gum…?
   Wait…that makes even less sense then them grouping together, adopting an angry face and passing it off as evolution.
6. RemielChibus on July 13th, 2011 4:54 am
   

   He's here to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and luckily for you someone bought him a pack…
7. Hatmor on July 13th, 2011 4:57 am
   

   Dugtrio go through 3x as much
8. SushiGummy on July 13th, 2011 5:00 am
   

   Now we just need Bubble Monkey from Earthbound to give out a few pointers so I could teach my Diglett to fly.
9. ChemicalKirby on July 13th, 2011 5:08 am
   

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10. ZeikHunter on July 13th, 2011 5:13 am
    

    Diglett
    Chiclet

    I'll just leave this here.
11. Nick Soapdish on July 13th, 2011 5:15 am
    

    Sorry to burst the bubble of people who like it but I don't know if I can dig this, it kinda blows. It may be a bit too underground for me, I'm more down to earth. Just thought I'd lett you know my opinion.
12. Dr.Panda on July 13th, 2011 7:11 am
    

    He's chewing on a piece of Ditto…..
13. TehVortex on July 13th, 2011 8:21 am
    

    Is it just me or is the existence of PokeMemes becoming more and more apparent?
14. Xolopitli on July 13th, 2011 11:08 am
    

    brb gonna go steal some gum from diglett kthx
15. Red_Zero on July 13th, 2011 11:20 am
    

    Digglet is known for…
    *puts on glasses*
    …blowing his senses!
16. TheSpaceCore on July 13th, 2011 12:01 pm
    

    *tophat* For the moment I shall set aside my inherent obsession with celestial bodies in order to comment upon this most recent submission to our humorous site.
    But quite unfortuanatly I cannot find inspiration in order to create a comment of any significant meaning our humor, and as such….
    *bzzzzt*
    SPAAAAAACE GUUUUUUUUUUMMM!!!
17. Ragnellrok on July 13th, 2011 12:17 pm
    

    Coming up with a new post at this point is like stealing bubblegum from a diglett….. which is to say pretty hard….
18. BoxeyBrown on July 13th, 2011 1:55 pm
    

    Great, in my childhood I thought it was his nose.

    Then, I saw it as a mouth and can't unsee it!

    Now, you're telling me it's bubblegum!!!!!!!
19. KZN02 on July 13th, 2011 2:28 pm
    

    So what flavor is it?
20. Gary_Blue on July 13th, 2011 3:17 pm
    

    When I saw "Secret Life of Diglett" I imagined a massive underground tunnel complex with treasure, or weapons of mass destruction all located underneath Pallet Town or summat.

    …but bubblegum? Smell ya later.
21. Artakha on July 13th, 2011 3:27 pm
    

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22. Ovahdrive on July 13th, 2011 7:35 pm
    

    This seems like a pretty blatant omission from the Pokedex. Maybe it has a hard time scanning sugar.
23. Haite on July 13th, 2011 8:55 pm
    

    If that is a bubblegum, where it's nose?
24. Kaelula on July 14th, 2011 3:03 pm
    

    Sauce on pic http://angeldhan.deviantart.com/art/Diglett-Mindf…

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