[VIDEO] Dragon Age 2 Sarcasm Dialogue

58 Comments

1. CakeBard on July 11th, 2011 2:13 am
   

   Funny how you can be an incredible douche and be covered in blood and no one so much as bats an eyelash at you in these games.
2. Paulrus-Keaton? on July 11th, 2011 2:22 am
   

   Oh Portal 2 audio clip.
   You so crazy.
3. Citrovc4 on July 11th, 2011 2:29 am
   

   That comment about killing so many things to forget the indviduals does ring true for so many rpg games
4. BasketGT on July 11th, 2011 2:41 am
   

   I didn't watch the videos, as I was too distracted trying to decide if Dick Pound was the submitter's real name.
5. HughbertEsq on July 11th, 2011 2:44 am
   

   Hawke, The Great-great-great grandfather of Wheatley himself
6. Nick Soapdish on July 11th, 2011 3:27 am
   

   This baby is off the charts!
   <img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2rTR2Dls5Yg/SiS0eybgnDI/AAAAAAAAB54/AaUWKTU53Ak/s320/sarcasm_detector.jpg"&gt;
7. cy85 on July 11th, 2011 3:44 am
   

   Man, are things so bad for Noah Wyle he's doing motion-capture for games now?
8. TCC on July 11th, 2011 3:50 am
   

   I wanted to kill him many many times over….. until he said "massive head trauma bay"… then I lol'd. :/
9. Kristoph Gavin on July 11th, 2011 4:09 am
   

   Am I the only person here to realize Shawn didn't add his own commentary to this one?
10. Hatmor on July 11th, 2011 4:13 am
    

    These videos are sooooo funny
    Am I serious? Not even i know
11. Rain on July 11th, 2011 4:30 am
    

    Hmmm? No link to rel="nofollow">Part 3?
12. ChemicalKirby on July 11th, 2011 4:30 am
    

    I remember why I liked this game, the dialog was so good!
13. VyseRogueKing on July 11th, 2011 7:00 am
    

    Add a laugh track and now it's a sitcom.
14. k3man on July 11th, 2011 10:28 am
    

    Well he could've just punched each of 'em in the face, that would've helped out a lot.
15. vagabondRaiser on July 11th, 2011 1:42 pm
    

    I've gathered three things from these videos:
    1) Fuck the po-lice, I'm getting Dragon Age 2. I don't care if the general consensus is that it's crap.
    2) Hawke is apparently me, when I'm playing -any- game. ("Gee, sure, let's walk down into the dark cave with the GIANT FLAMING SKULL motif. What could -possibly- go wrong?")
    3) Why can't the dogs in Fable 2/3 look like that?
16. TheQueenofSouls(DT) on July 11th, 2011 2:09 pm
    

    Deadpan Snarker… in a non-rogue? Astounding.
17. PortalMan118 on July 11th, 2011 3:25 pm
    

    Hawke reminded me so much of Gordon Ramsey
18. T on July 11th, 2011 4:09 pm
    

    Dick Pound, good friends with the motivational speaker Dick Hopper. I even have an old tape of his.
19. Zain_Bloodbane on July 11th, 2011 5:54 pm
    

    1:50 of the second video. I was unaware that name tags had existed back in the Middle Ages.
20. GameboyPATH on July 11th, 2011 8:46 pm
    

    <img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_YS7MgyvJ0A8/SYdV5l_s8DI/AAAAAAAABbg/TpH2SekNBIA/s200/simon_cowell_351022a.jpg"&gt;
    Simon-approved.
21. GameboyPATH on July 11th, 2011 8:53 pm
    

    Is that word he keeps saying "darkspawn"? Because I keep hearing "ducks-porn".

    …I can't imagine why.

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