Dah da da daaaaaahh! *slurp*
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IT’S DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE! TAKE THIS.

Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 10, 2011 · 7:29 AM

(244 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)

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969973 Responses2011-07-10+11%3A29%3A16Shawn+Handyside to “IT’S DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE! TAKE THIS.”

Ultamia on July 10th, 2011 8:03 am

This… Is awesome.

That is all.
Redzeroine on July 10th, 2011 8:04 am

The legendary Master Cup combined with the Tri-Flavor Coffee will rock the commercial foundations of the kingdom of Hyrule!
T on July 10th, 2011 8:29 am

The bottom of the sign is 100% correct. It is error. It should be a cup of Tim Horton’s coffee, anything else is heresy.
MoG on July 10th, 2011 8:45 am

Having trouble starting you day?
Find it difficult to accomplish usual tasks?
Try Triforce Coffee.

Triforce coffee supplies you with:
The COURAGE to confront your boss.
The WISDOM you need to understand the work to do.
The POWER to get everything done and more.

Triforce coffee, Here for you.

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Psycroc on July 10th, 2011 9:09 am

I dont' always defeat Gananondorf

But when I do, it's with a cup of Triforce coffee.
TheMau5keteer on July 10th, 2011 10:05 am

If I were to see this whilst smashing vases and destroying small bits of foliage, I would definitely stop and spend all of my pilfered cash on whatever else they sell in there, besides that powerful drink.
Seanhl on July 10th, 2011 10:11 am

have you ever been hit by a wooden sword, those things hurt
ChemicalKirby on July 10th, 2011 10:40 am

If i saw this on the street, I would go in and order like five cups of coffee.
Aboithagameboi on July 10th, 2011 10:55 am

I prefer my Smashing Board
emblemfan on July 10th, 2011 11:05 am

I think the advertiser for this place has been playing his new Ocarina of Time for 3DS too much…
Nick Soapdish on July 10th, 2011 11:29 am

Not surprising he needs that. The man never sleeps. No 'rest an inn' option for him.

Would you like any sugar in your coffee?
HYAAAHHH!!!!
Hadouken on July 10th, 2011 11:59 am

I actually work in a coffee shop and may I suggest…Don't take the coffee as its 49% coffee 49% Milk and 2% spit

>I don't spit in customers drinks but the 17 year old student you just remarked under you breath did
CriticalQuit on July 10th, 2011 12:38 pm

Impressive, but if a coffee shop ever makes a Cave Story based advertisement, I will go inside and buy more coffee than is healthy for me to consume.

And all the muffins. ALL OF THEM.
Rexxmech on July 10th, 2011 12:40 pm

I hate coffee
*goes alone, attacked by octorocks*
TomQuoVadis on July 10th, 2011 12:46 pm

Relevant:

<img src=http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/original/000/078/186/Triforce_Latte_2_0_by_MonkDrew.jpg?1287439729>
Alpar on July 10th, 2011 1:11 pm

I always used to think I'd never come to like coffee in any exception possible.

Didn't think this would come along.
Link Lab on July 10th, 2011 1:17 pm

400?!?! But my wallet only holds 255 rupees.
Red_Zero on July 10th, 2011 1:49 pm

THE BEST PART OF WAKING UP, IS TRIFORCE IN YOUR COP!
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TCC on July 10th, 2011 2:00 pm

any chance I can get an Irish coffee? I'm no good without a little liquid triforce of courage in my jo.
Artakha on July 10th, 2011 2:18 pm

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The only way to comment on an image is with a SIMILAR IMAGE FROM THE SAME WEBSITE.
Artakha on July 10th, 2011 2:36 pm

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Does this work, too?
razorman715 on July 10th, 2011 2:41 pm

BEST.
COFFE AD.
EVER.
HughbertEsq on July 10th, 2011 3:21 pm

He doesn't look exactly rejuvenated though…
Hatmor on July 10th, 2011 3:27 pm

Is this 'brown potion'?
Q_Walrus on July 10th, 2011 4:55 pm

They probably should've put some squiggly lines above the coffee cup. At first I thought Link was holding a trashcan. :I
PortalMan118 on July 10th, 2011 6:46 pm

Trust me, you'll need this to deal with Navi all day long.
Passerby Boy on July 10th, 2011 7:24 pm

ya just what I need, more crap to carry around.
ultimate source of power my ass….
Saxostev on July 10th, 2011 10:21 pm

Dodongos dislike decaf.
Ragnellrok on July 11th, 2011 1:54 am

The last thing that Neil remembered he was drunk playing a game of zelda, when he whipped out his wallet, and he headed down to the coffee store cause he was about to start masturbating to the fairy in the game cause she was kinda hot, and then he saw this sign- uh
Ragnellrok on July 11th, 2011 1:55 am

relevance :http://www.atom.com/channel/channel_legend_of_neil/
coltsman88 on July 11th, 2011 7:40 pm

Link might not want to put this in his pants…
Gary_Blue on July 11th, 2011 11:05 pm

The opposite side:

"Hey! Listen! Try our gourmet blend!"