TF2 Free2Players can be dumb… but they can also be very entertaining!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 9, 2011 · 9:53 AM
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From the side of the veterans who take this too seriously: ZOMG TF2 IS RUINED FORAVER WHAT THE HELL GAYBEN.
From the side of the veterans who don't care: Meh. TF2 kinda died with the hats imo.
From the side of the noobs who take internet too seriously: AGH SO MANY HAXORS, SCREW THIS, GOING BACK TO COD. 20 SECOND RESPAWN?! RLY?
From the side of the noobs who are willing to learn: Well at least I know half the players on TF2 are as bad as me, so catching up shouldn't be so bad. Heck, it may be good for the community someday.
From the side of Gaben: And that's why TF2 is now F2P. Oh yeah, and we get more comsumers for those items in the Mann Co. Store. But hey, not my problem.
Now where in the hell is my pizza pie?
From the side of the veterans who don't care: Meh. TF2 kinda died with the hats imo.
From the side of the noobs who take internet too seriously: AGH SO MANY HAXORS, SCREW THIS, GOING BACK TO COD. 20 SECOND RESPAWN?! RLY?
From the side of the noobs who are willing to learn: Well at least I know half the players on TF2 are as bad as me, so catching up shouldn't be so bad. Heck, it may be good for the community someday.
From the side of Gaben: And that's why TF2 is now F2P. Oh yeah, and we get more comsumers for those items in the Mann Co. Store. But hey, not my problem.
Now where in the hell is my pizza pie?
this video reminds me of something I've learned in the short time I've been playing TF2
EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE IS A SPY!
EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE IS A SPY!
With the exception of the heavy trying to use the ladder, I don't see the point of this video.
There are plenty of videos just like this one. They are made whenever someone wants to show their skill with the Spy, and are usually filled with as many noobs as this video was.
There are plenty of videos just like this one. They are made whenever someone wants to show their skill with the Spy, and are usually filled with as many noobs as this video was.
I've been dominating the scores ever since F2P came to be.
So, the joke of this video is... "LOL FREE PLAYERS ARE DUMB BECUZ THEY HAVEN'T BEEN AROUND FOR THREE YEARS LOOK AT ME STAB THEM ALL DERP"? I guess the longer you do something the more things you take for granted.
Sheesh. I know the free players are dumb sometimes, but what I see here is an overdone frag video. Newbies always suck, but they get better over time.
Give me something like the video where the red heavies are attacking a red sentry, then we can talk.
Sheesh. I know the free players are dumb sometimes, but what I see here is an overdone frag video. Newbies always suck, but they get better over time.
Give me something like the video where the red heavies are attacking a red sentry, then we can talk.
I laughed at the guy who thought ladders were real.
Killing Demomen and a Pyros while engulfed in flames. All in a day's work for Spy... who's evidently made of Jesus.
.....Why do I have a nagging felling telling me that one of those deaths is mine? ._.
Also, apparently having bought the game made you an instant pro, at least that's what the good people say with caps lock on the servers.
Also, apparently having bought the game made you an instant pro, at least that's what the good people say with caps lock on the servers.
Well, to be fair, not all the victims were F2Players; one of the Heavies had a Proof of Purchase, and I am fairly certain that some might have been not wearing hats (blasphemy, I know. In all honesty, however, I prefer keeping my cranium exposed than to garn it with a Ghastly Gibus).
Which just goes to show that everyone should spycheck. All the time. Heck, sometimes, just turning yourself around once in a while to make sure no one is following you can save your life from a roguish backslasher.
Which just goes to show that everyone should spycheck. All the time. Heck, sometimes, just turning yourself around once in a while to make sure no one is following you can save your life from a roguish backslasher.
And this video is the reason majority of all servers are filled with 3-6+ spies that don't know what they're doing*...
All because they think they're James Bond.
*Save that one spy that is literally doing all the work for the other spies.
That said, i love F2P players, they make me feel like James Bond
All because they think they're James Bond.
*Save that one spy that is literally doing all the work for the other spies.
That said, i love F2P players, they make me feel like James Bond
Oh dear...that's not what I look like when I play TF2, is it?
IM NOT DUMB...
Im just... kind of lame...
Im just... kind of lame...
Now, here's the question: Where are all the videos showing F2P'ers kicking tail? I know it happens; I've seen and experienced it.
So I have to admit I am a F2Per. BUT i have been playing TF2 at my friends houses for over a year. So when I finally downloaded it I didn't suck as bad as other F2Pers. I manage to get within the top 3 positions as a Spy ;D
Also I didn't buy the game before mainly because I didn't think my computer could handle it :o
Also I didn't buy the game before mainly because I didn't think my computer could handle it :o
if you didn't get the music, its from "get smart" where the spy is clumsy, stupid, but lucky as hell. Imagine the music as a spy version of yakety sax
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I'll bet this guy can't micspam for shit.
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I have to admit, the shot of the Spy flicking away a cigarette while a payload exploded behind him was one of the freakin' coolest things I've ever seen in a TF2 video.
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Well, yes those are some pretty bad players, but the only thought I'm currently having is, "Can he play something OTHER than Spy?"
Hang on one diddly second, some of these F2Pers got themselves some hats unt weapons... yet I got jack -sheeeit when I started up.
WHAT IN SWEET BLUEBERRY FUDGE IS GOING ON HERE?!
WHAT IN SWEET BLUEBERRY FUDGE IS GOING ON HERE?!
HEY I got 19 points in one life as medic on my second game ever :X
Ok as far as I know, some of the Halolz TF2 players are noobs and got it free, but let's face it.
The other Halolz players bought this game back in 2007 and kept playing and pwning everyone.
All I know is this: Halolz TF2 pro community is generous enough to give us some neat tips and bunch of fun.
Plus, if you get lucky and meet Shawn on the server, he gives away something for free!
Thx Shawn, but I already got Axtinguisher.
The other Halolz players bought this game back in 2007 and kept playing and pwning everyone.
All I know is this: Halolz TF2 pro community is generous enough to give us some neat tips and bunch of fun.
Plus, if you get lucky and meet Shawn on the server, he gives away something for free!
Thx Shawn, but I already got Axtinguisher.
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all very horrible..... but none so horrible as the mighty DOCTOR DERP!
HE TAKES BEING BAD AT THIS GAME TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF DERPNESS!
YOU WILL NEVER BE AS BAD AS VINTAGE ASSISTANT DOCTOR DERP AND HIS DE-SKULLIFIER!
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also, I am totally not doctor derp...
HE TAKES BEING BAD AT THIS GAME TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF DERPNESS!
YOU WILL NEVER BE AS BAD AS VINTAGE ASSISTANT DOCTOR DERP AND HIS DE-SKULLIFIER!
...
also, I am totally not doctor derp...
Those guys are a bunch of dead weights anyway.
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I'm F2Player... ...Good Heavens, we suck a lot...Often.
Ah well.Here's a story.
It was a normal day on 2Fort 24/7 server when I came in and started as a Spy.What I saw was horrible.My team wasn't even trying to get Intelligence!When I carried it through sewers and dropped it due to random enemy Soldier...NO ONE came for it.
This is what happens when a horde of F2P'ers are on the same team.
The End, 'cause I left to cook.
Ah well.Here's a story.
It was a normal day on 2Fort 24/7 server when I came in and started as a Spy.What I saw was horrible.My team wasn't even trying to get Intelligence!When I carried it through sewers and dropped it due to random enemy Soldier...NO ONE came for it.
This is what happens when a horde of F2P'ers are on the same team.
The End, 'cause I left to cook.
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Eh, I suck badly. But then again, I got the game near Christmas last year.
BUT YOU WITH FEEL MY WRATH SHOULD YOU ENCOUNTER ME WITH MY SOVIET SAVAGER AND M.BISON STREET STEAK!
BUT YOU WITH FEEL MY WRATH SHOULD YOU ENCOUNTER ME WITH MY SOVIET SAVAGER AND M.BISON STREET STEAK!
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Did Shawn just call me stupid?
And this, my dear friends, is why I refuse to play TF2 on a server. As an F2P, I know I'm going to suck. So, I'll stick to practicing for awhile longer.
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Is it just me or were there a lot of iffy "back"stabs in that video?
Saw at least one where he was clearly in front of his victim (pyro at 4:55)
Saw at least one where he was clearly in front of his victim (pyro at 4:55)
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What they said was:
Free2Players are terrible.
What I heard was:
Well-played spies are better than anything, anywhere, at all, ever.
Free2Players are terrible.
What I heard was:
Well-played spies are better than anything, anywhere, at all, ever.
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You don't have to buy the game any more sims, it's now free on Steam.
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I love the other F2Pers. I toss on my Ghastly Gibbus, my Mercenary Badge, break out my Backburner, then everyone assumes I'm a w+M1er and they turn into easy meat for my shotgun.
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I love the other F2Pers. I toss on my Ghastly Gibbus, my Mercenary Badge, break out my Backburner, then everyone assumes I’m a w+M1er and they turn into easy meat for my shotgun.
IM NOT DUMB…
Im just… kind of lame…
I've been dominating the scores ever since F2P came to be.
Killing Demomen and a Pyros while engulfed in flames. All in a day's work for Spy… who's evidently made of Jesus.
From the side of the veterans who take this too seriously: ZOMG TF2 IS RUINED FORAVER WHAT THE HELL GAYBEN.
From the side of the veterans who don't care: Meh. TF2 kinda died with the hats imo.
From the side of the noobs who take internet too seriously: AGH SO MANY HAXORS, SCREW THIS, GOING BACK TO COD. 20 SECOND RESPAWN?! RLY?
From the side of the noobs who are willing to learn: Well at least I know half the players on TF2 are as bad as me, so catching up shouldn't be so bad. Heck, it may be good for the community someday.
From the side of Gaben: And that's why TF2 is now F2P. Oh yeah, and we get more comsumers for those items in the Mann Co. Store. But hey, not my problem.
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Now where in the hell is my pizza pie?
HEY I got 19 points in one life as medic on my second game ever :X
Hrm. Should I just cave in and buy the dang game so I can get half the jokes on this site?
Incidentaly, is Wolf Wednsday still up and running? Used to love those.
Those guys are a bunch of dead weights anyway.
You don’t have to buy the game any more sims, it’s now free on Steam.
this video reminds me of something I've learned in the short time I've been playing TF2
EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE IS A SPY!
And this video is the reason majority of all servers are filled with 3-6+ spies that don't know what they're doing*…
All because they think they're James Bond.
*Save that one spy that is literally doing all the work for the other spies.
That said, i love F2P players, they make me feel like James Bond
I'll bet this guy can't micspam for shit.
the best thing about free 2 players is their stupidity, i went into an engineer nest, uncloak on one of their dispensers, have a staredown with the engies, and then they continue to do their business.
I bet you'd never seen anyone T-Bag anyone else in TF2! Well look no further, friends, it's free! Now you'll see it all the time! :D
Well, to be fair, not all the victims were F2Players; one of the Heavies had a Proof of Purchase, and I am fairly certain that some might have been not wearing hats (blasphemy, I know. In all honesty, however, I prefer keeping my cranium exposed than to garn it with a Ghastly Gibus).
Which just goes to show that everyone should spycheck. All the time. Heck, sometimes, just turning yourself around once in a while to make sure no one is following you can save your life from a roguish backslasher.
Hang on one diddly second, some of these F2Pers got themselves some hats unt weapons… yet I got jack -sheeeit when I started up.
WHAT IN SWEET BLUEBERRY FUDGE IS GOING ON HERE?!
if you didn't get the music, its from "get smart" where the spy is clumsy, stupid, but lucky as hell. Imagine the music as a spy version of rel="nofollow">yakety sax
What they said was:
Free2Players are terrible.
What I heard was:
Well-played spies are better than anything, anywhere, at all, ever.
What they said was:
Free2Players are terrible.
What I heard was:
Well-played spies kick the ass of every everything ever.
I have my proper F2P experience
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oh boy
I love FTPers. Their inexperience against fighting Medics is truly a sight to behold. I think I took down a FTP heavy a few days ago with the Needlegun.
I laughed at the guy who thought ladders were real.
With the exception of the heavy trying to use the ladder, I don't see the point of this video.
There are plenty of videos just like this one. They are made whenever someone wants to show their skill with the Spy, and are usually filled with as many noobs as this video was.
Please. Halolz is a semi-classy place. Reserve those kinds of comments for YouTube.
Oh dear…that's not what I look like when I play TF2, is it?
So I have to admit I am a F2Per. BUT i have been playing TF2 at my friends houses for over a year. So when I finally downloaded it I didn't suck as bad as other F2Pers. I manage to get within the top 3 positions as a Spy ;D
Also I didn't buy the game before mainly because I didn't think my computer could handle it :o
Left 4 Queers.
this is a sarcastic website. Not a dirty one.
What have we learned here? That F2Pers are bad.
And that the Spy is not to be fucked with.
all very horrible….. but none so horrible as the mighty DOCTOR DERP!
HE TAKES BEING BAD AT THIS GAME TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF DERPNESS!
YOU WILL NEVER BE AS BAD AS VINTAGE ASSISTANT DOCTOR DERP AND HIS DE-SKULLIFIER!
…
also, I am totally not doctor derp…
…..Why do I have a nagging felling telling me that one of those deaths is mine? ._.
Also, apparently having bought the game made you an instant pro, at least that's what the good people say with caps lock on the servers.
Well, yes those are some pretty bad players, but the only thought I'm currently having is, "Can he play something OTHER than Spy?"
Now, here's the question: Where are all the videos showing F2P'ers kicking tail? I know it happens; I've seen and experienced it.
So, the joke of this video is… "LOL FREE PLAYERS ARE DUMB BECUZ THEY HAVEN'T BEEN AROUND FOR THREE YEARS LOOK AT ME STAB THEM ALL DERP"? I guess the longer you do something the more things you take for granted.
Sheesh. I know the free players are dumb sometimes, but what I see here is an overdone frag video. Newbies always suck, but they get better over time.
Give me something like the video where the red heavies are attacking a red sentry, then we can talk.
Is it just me or were there a lot of iffy "back"stabs in that video?
Saw at least one where he was clearly in front of his victim (pyro at 4:55)
I have to admit, the shot of the Spy flicking away a cigarette while a payload exploded behind him was one of the freakin' coolest things I've ever seen in a TF2 video.
Ok as far as I know, some of the Halolz TF2 players are noobs and got it free, but let's face it.
The other Halolz players bought this game back in 2007 and kept playing and pwning everyone.
All I know is this: Halolz TF2 pro community is generous enough to give us some neat tips and bunch of fun.
Plus, if you get lucky and meet Shawn on the server, he gives away something for free!
Thx Shawn, but I already got Axtinguisher.
Eh, I suck badly. But then again, I got the game near Christmas last year.
BUT YOU WITH FEEL MY WRATH SHOULD YOU ENCOUNTER ME WITH MY SOVIET SAVAGER AND M.BISON STREET STEAK!
I'm F2Player… …Good Heavens, we suck a lot…Often.
Ah well.Here's a story.
It was a normal day on 2Fort 24/7 server when I came in and started as a Spy.What I saw was horrible.My team wasn't even trying to get Intelligence!When I carried it through sewers and dropped it due to random enemy Soldier…NO ONE came for it.
This is what happens when a horde of F2P'ers are on the same team.
The End, 'cause I left to cook.
Did Shawn just call me stupid?
And this, my dear friends, is why I refuse to play TF2 on a server. As an F2P, I know I'm going to suck. So, I'll stick to practicing for awhile longer.