MY FORTRESS PONY

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Vabolo 118p · 714 weeks ago

Wait, ponies are quadrupeds, but the Spy can walk in a bipedal fashion?

SPY'S SAPPING MAH LOGIC!

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Kichwa Tembo 112p · 714 weeks ago

Demoman. He's a one eyed, one horn, bomb firin', drunken stallion.

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Leo E. 114p · 714 weeks ago

Sandvich is now a pony. Heavy pony is now a cannibal.

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MrNaleIt 78p · 714 weeks ago

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Psycroc 103p · 714 weeks ago

The sandvich reminds me of Leafeon.

So uhh, throw in a little Portal reference and this submission has the full Halolz set.

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TopRattata 87p · 714 weeks ago

They must be F2P ponies, they have no cool hats yet. :3

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HughbertEsq 98p · 714 weeks ago

Silly Jessica, Soldier-pony needs wings
How else would he be able to maintain his "SCREAMIN' EAGLES!" routine?
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THAT SOLDIER IS A SPY!
*crocket*

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Damocles 88p · 714 weeks ago

What is that sandwhich? I need to watch more FiM? GOOD IDEA

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MasterLuigi452 108p · 714 weeks ago

What we need at Halolz Server is Ponyville map.

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TheRustyBucket 90p · 714 weeks ago

The sandvich looks like tofu.

THAT SANDVICH IS A SPY!

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FoxyMayo 89p · 714 weeks ago

... What am I looking at?

No, seriously. What am I looking at?

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MokubaKaiba 91p · 714 weeks ago

i think the heavy pony a pony that i might actually be afraid of....

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deleted8824092 102p · 714 weeks ago

And thus began a great pony flamewar between the commentators, pitting halolzer against halolzer...

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Strike_low 75p · 714 weeks ago

What sick man sends ponies to fight!

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PewnyPL 86p · 714 weeks ago

Damn Halolz and damn Shawn, trying to force me (with these submissions) to watch that show finally...

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Pioneer1 71p · 714 weeks ago

all are relevant
engineer
spy
sniper
scout
soldier
heavy
...I may have over done it...

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HughbertEsq 98p · 714 weeks ago

Woo-eee
Away for a couple of days and plenty of posts to comment on
I'm proud of you Shawn

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JboneDRS 70p · 713 weeks ago

What's with all this My Little Pony stuff lately? Did I miss something? Did a cartoon or something come out? I AM LOST ON THE INTERNET AND NEED A MAP!

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Doctor Rover 91p · 714 weeks ago

This is relevant.

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Paulrus-Keaton? 107p · 714 weeks ago

Meh. I prefer the one with Twilight Sniper.
Sandvich pony just looks like a hallucination.

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Deep Thought 105p · 714 weeks ago

Time for a new batch of "Meet the Team"

Heavy Pony first:

*Walks up and drops chaingun onto applecart*
"I am Heavy Weapons Pony, and this... is my weapon.
"She weighs 150 kilograms and fires 200 dollar custom tooled horse apples at 10,000 rounds per minute.
"It costs $400,000 to fire this weapon... for twelve seconds."
*Cut to laughing happily*
*Cut again to him adjusting gun*
"Oh my God, who touched sasha! WHO TOUCHED MY GUN!"
"Some people think they can outsmart me... maybe, maybe.
"I have yet to see pony who can outsmart shit."
*Equestria Fortress 2 logo*

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BrokenGlasses 69p · 713 weeks ago

uuuhhh... Pass.

Team Fortress Ponies have been done to death, much like the entire MLP fad. Can we move on yet? :C

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Miketuu 82p · 714 weeks ago

Could someone be so kind as to give me the Halolz server password? The Fancy Fedora Fight Club happens to be my absolute favorite server.

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MasqueNoMercy 96p · 714 weeks ago

look at heavy pony as he... she... it asks "where is sasha pony?"

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combatbeaver 94p · 713 weeks ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KXf3kwjKQ0
*no comment*

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demospyro 76p · 713 weeks ago

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Cactuar213 63p · 713 weeks ago

I think the Demopony needs to look more drunk.

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CriticalQuit 93p · 713 weeks ago

If we could get Gabe Newell, Lauren Faust, and Jhonen Vasquez to collaborate something, it would be the most perfect thing in the universe.

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Dr. Furry 73p · 713 weeks ago

i still like jds's idea and we should raise money to found it. having ponies for the halolz server regulars/admins would be hilarious

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Randolph Magic Key 99p · 714 weeks ago

I bet I know what Sandvich Pony is thinking. "Why won't Heavy Pony just eat apples like everypony else?"

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Gourmet 94p · 714 weeks ago

How do they hold weapons?

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Jackthehedgy 76p · 714 weeks ago

Well it makes easier for the sniper I guess, just fly up into the sky where the spy can't reach. Just how to worry about scout.

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Artakha 77p · 714 weeks ago

First this, now TF2? Oh, WHAT NEXT?! Pony-Life?!

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arcnes 73p · 714 weeks ago

Cupcakes. So sweet and tasty. Cupcakes. CUPCAKES. CUPCAAAAAAKES!!!!

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Zyquux 103p · 714 weeks ago

"because apparently that’s what the kids want these days"

Hey, guys! I think Shawn is a little bitter! xD

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NightWight 77p · 714 weeks ago

How does that engineer pony even play that guitarr? And sniper and spy. They don't even have any trigger finger!

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Rain 91p · 714 weeks ago

I find the Heavy Weapons Pony to be quite disturbing, I mean look at it's legs!
It's bent to the sides, it's NOT supposed to bend that way!

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xlivusee 0p · 713 weeks ago

wow games are a lot better when you have ponies

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PortalMan 86p · 713 weeks ago

Sandvich pony gave me nightmares

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CriticalQuit 93p · 713 weeks ago

And to think, i just became a Brony myself the other day. I like this, but too many are Unicorns. And Sandvich pony... I can't eat it if it's alive! D: