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RED vs Ash

Sometimes you just have to sit back and wonder… how did the Pokemon manga turn out so hardcore and the TV show turned out so mediocre and uneventful? I can tell you who’s fault it isn’t… Gary “Mother Fucking” Oak’s!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 4, 2011 · 4:03 AM 
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Anime, Charts & Graphs, Depressing, Failure, Nintendo, Pokémon, Strike A Pose, TV Shows

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I don't care who's better than who, I just want their secret to eternal youth.
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24 replies · active 720 weeks ago
Ash, you should be ASHamed.

...i'll go into the corner now
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8 replies · active 721 weeks ago
One important difference.

Ash: The loudest pre-teen in all of Kanto.
RED: Never says a word.
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29 replies · active 707 weeks ago
We should be looking at the positives on Ash, for example:

Ash stole a bike from a defenseless girl.
Ash stole a charmander from a trainer.
Ash cheated his way out of more than 4 of 8 of his kanto badges.
Ash has also dressed up as a woman.

It takes strength to do things right, but it takes balls to do it the way Ash does.
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18 replies · active 721 weeks ago
You would think after fourteen years of not really accomplishing much, Ash would look back on his life, realize what a pathetic failure he was and overdose on Rare Candy, sparing us another season of the same crap rehashed...
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10 replies · active 717 weeks ago
Red's Pikachu: Has no problem winning
Ash's Pikachu: often loses to low level pokemon

After many years, and knowing Thunder, Iron Tail, and Volt Tackle, you would expect Ash to win more battles with Pikachu...
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12 replies · active 721 weeks ago
I actually checked out the manga...and was surprised by how much more intense it was than the show!
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19 replies · active 721 weeks ago
The best part about Red? He got to the top and he stopped and stayed there. Allowing other people to win in their own home regions.

Ash has to be mediocre EVERYWHERE. Because of him, Gold (Jimmy) was sent to a spinoff show, and Brendan and Lucas were banished to movie intros.
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Well hey I mean at least Ash saved Silph Co! No wait that was Red. Wasn't he the one who Narrated How I Met Your Mother? No wait that was Bob Saget..........Ash sucks balls.
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4 replies · active 721 weeks ago
Here's another

Red has saved the world
Ash only saves the world in non-canon probably just dreaming about it movies
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Aint all the Manga's a million times better then the kiddy shows they squeeze from it?
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actually it is gary "motherfucking" oak's fault, he doesn't exist in the manga >=/ ! only in the anime... that the reason that ash sucks SO BAD !
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4 replies · active 721 weeks ago
I hear Red is the only person capable of taming a wild Chuck Norris. Of course it is only because they mutually respect and loathe one another and know that without Red's masterful control and Chuck's purposes-filled power the world as it is cannot exist free of Zombies.
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3 replies · active 721 weeks ago
Sorry Red, I like you more, but the one advantage Ash has is that he's traveled with more girls than you.

...then again, 3/4 of those girls are younger than him... I'd considerably worry about this.
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6 replies · active 721 weeks ago
This reminds me, for the last pokemon game, I don't want an elite four, I want a battle with every trainer from the last games.
Either that, or have missingno as the legendary pokemon.
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2 replies · active 721 weeks ago
I've always wondered. Where does Ethan come into this?

I mean, Red became a Kanto master, took down Team Rocket, and took place as Champion
But Ethan caught all the Pokemon of BOTH Kanto and Johto, took down Team Rocket when it had an organized system of admins, became Champion to a team of mother fucking Dragonite, and to top it all off, BEAT Red.

Given, this was within... What, a month? Compared to Red's years of training?
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6 replies · active 721 weeks ago
I think the series should have been made about red.
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I dunno man, Ash has got plot armour.
I mean, the pokemon fainted? Battle doesn't end, I'll just catch it with my pokeball.
Pokemon about to get attacked? Tell them to dodge them.
Fire/Water not good enough against the enemy? Get them all to attack at the same time.
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3 replies · active 721 weeks ago
Ash: Traveled numerous regions.
Red: Stood on a mountain for four years.

(P.S. Red's gonna have a hayday with this post.)
(P.S.S. I now have a hat. Can I join the TF2 Halolz server?)
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4 replies · active 721 weeks ago
You'd have thought RED would've been all over this post... and yet no sign from him...
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Red: Captured Mewtwo, the most powerful pokemon
Ash: Turned to stone by Mewtwo
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2 replies · active 706 weeks ago
Red traveled alone, not weighing himself down with something as meaningless as friendship.
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Ash had encountered almost every single legendary pokemon in existance and has never so much as thrown a single pokeball. He met ARCEUS for crying outloud. Lucario thought he was his former master. He rode lugia, saw ho-oh in the first damn episode, ect. ect.

and YET he's still a complete idiot.

Also, space.
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1 reply · active 721 weeks ago
Red keeps every Pokemon that fully evolves. Ash, on the other hand, ditches them at Professor Oak's/Juniper's lab at the end of every season when they reach their max evolutionary potential.
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You forget that Red is accompanied with a personal soundtrack throughout his journey http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAPh5oU_xNg
related, how having a soundtrack while riding a bike is awesome
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When Red loses he gets slipped a roofie

When Ash loses he whines for days

....Advantage Ash...barely
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1 reply · active 721 weeks ago
you forgot "Loves mountains"
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Dat Ash...
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NOT EVEN PIKACHU CAN SAVE YOU NOW ASH!
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Red have some of the toughest pokemons in kanto
Ash cannot even evolve a frickin bulbasaur.
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Manga Team Rocket: Takes over cities, creates DNA monsters, injects Pokémon tumors with experimental RNA molecules to make them extremely strong
Anime Team Rocket: "Hey, there's a Pokémon-of-the-episode over there! Let's go get it, even though we utterly fail at every single thing!"

Seriously, I stopped watching that shit because of Team Rocket. Though apparently they get their act together in Unova.
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1 reply · active 721 weeks ago
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SirHerpdiDerp · 721 weeks ago

Red in the manga has Misty, Erika and Yellow trying to go out with him. What does he do? Goes to Mt. Silver to train some more.

He also takes a pummelling from Lt. Surge and the Elite 4: Lt. Surge throws him off the SS Anne and leaves him for dead in the sea. Next time they meet, he tries to electrocute Red with a fucking Zapdos.

And the Elite 4? Bruno has his Hitmonlee kick Red off the summit of Mt. Moon. And then Loreli freezes him.

Other reasons why the manga kicks the anime's ass-
http://www.ourmanga.com/Pokemon_Adventures/50/PA4... http://www.ourmanga.com/Pokemon_Adventures/61/PA5... http://www.ourmanga.com/Pokemon_Adventures/84/PA7... http://www.ourmanga.com/Pokemon_Adventures/86/PA7...
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By the way, I hope people are aware that Ash was and still is voiced by a women...
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In the anime they just switched the Red and Blue character traits.
Red (Manga)=MOTHER****ER!!!!
Blue (Manga)=eh
Red (Anime)=eh
Blue (Anime)=MOTHER****ER!!!!!
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Ash also travels all over the world with a Gym Leader and meeting women
Red stands on a mountain
Who do you think gets more action?
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4 replies · active 717 weeks ago
Ash: Constantly haggles alongside various men and women who would fail to pass a base CRB check or Benefits Claim
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They never speculate how old Red is. For all we know he isn't 10. (The whole age thing came from the TV show). Also, perhaps the best thing ever, Ronnie James Dio has a song called "The Man On The Silver Mountain". Hmmm...Who is the ONLY person who's ever been on a SILVER MOUNTAIN?!
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Wait... Crystal was the Pokemon Master, not Red.
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7 replies · active 721 weeks ago
Simple why the Manga was better, 4Kids.TV destroyed the cartoon after the 1st epasode
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Red is really Gary "motherfucking" Oak bitches!
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... this just got me wondering... WHERE THE HELL IS RED NOW?!?! HE WOULD OF POSTED SOMETHING BY NOW!!!!!
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......... ............... ................. .............
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That's NOT Manga Red, you morons. Get your eyes checked, its the GAMES' Red.
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OMG!! SO TRUE!
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This is EXACTLY WHY I don't really watch the anime...
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But then Gold comes along, stomps the attempt to revive Team Rocket out, and catches ALL the Pokemon before going on to not only become Pokemon League Champion for Johto, but Kanto as well. Then he himself defeats Red and becomes the greatest Pokemon master ever.
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Red is fucking awesome! Also a fun way to troll Pokemon fans is by telling them that Red and Ash are the same person. It really makes them RAGE!
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Half of the "important" shit Ash did happened in movies and so it's not part of the actual canon storyline... wait, does the anime even have a storyline? O_O

Every episode is just him walking into some shitty town, meeting some old dude and his son/daughter/grandson/granddaughter, and proceeds to beating up Team Shithead's giant retarded robot.

^ Every fucking episode in a nutshell ^
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Wow that was odd. I just wrote an very long comment but after I clicked submit my comment didn’t show up. Grrrr… well, I’m not writing all that over again. Anyways, just wanted to say it's a fantastic blog you have here! Hope you can get to see mine at Tecreals and Makeoverarena
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Wait wait wait, Red from the game or Red from Pokemon Adventures? Because in the Manga Red takes down Team Rocket with the help of Green and Blue. I am currently reading the manga now and I got to say, the characters are more lovable the action is better and pokemon and people actually die.
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