Quest: Dishes a Disaster!

64 Comments

1. ChemicalKirby on July 3rd, 2011 6:55 pm
   

   Why get a wife? I have one on WoW!… There used for what?
2. MoG on July 3rd, 2011 6:57 pm
   

   rel="nofollow">…Not entirely relevent but…
3. General_Asshat on July 3rd, 2011 6:58 pm
   

   inb4getbackinthekitchen
4. TalkingBidoof on July 3rd, 2011 7:04 pm
   

   Refusing this quest, on the other hand, will cost you half of your gold and inventory.
5. Sid_Diddly on July 3rd, 2011 7:05 pm
   

   Man those Blizzard Writers are really scraping the barrel for quest content.
6. ThePinkSpartan on July 3rd, 2011 7:06 pm
   

   My wife (we both play WoW) is kicking herself that she never thought of this.
7. Dr. Furry on July 3rd, 2011 7:08 pm
   

   and that's why i don't play wow
8. Marzen on July 3rd, 2011 7:10 pm
   

   That better not be my ONLY reward, bitch. :D
9. RemielChibus on July 3rd, 2011 7:28 pm
   

   Oh! Good thing she isn't talking to me. I'm a level 85 dwarf.

   …wait, what human has been talking to my woman then?!
10. SS4FireFox on July 3rd, 2011 7:47 pm
    

    I have a Wow wife now? I don't ever remember…..how drunk was i at that party last night?
11. Ataeru on July 3rd, 2011 8:11 pm
    

    Meh, I don't mind doing that.
    inb4 "whipped"
12. Vabolo on July 3rd, 2011 8:18 pm
    

    Is the boss at the end of that quest line the step-mother?
13. Vatonnage on July 3rd, 2011 8:45 pm
    

    >Decline
    rel="nofollow">At least I got chicken.
14. k3man on July 3rd, 2011 9:27 pm
    

    Well if she was in the kitchen like she was supposed to be, maybe she could've fended 'em off and kept this from happening. Can't even keep her living space clean.
15. Macross2020 on July 3rd, 2011 9:56 pm
    

    I am really gettin' to hate these repeatable daily quests…
16. Wetmang on July 3rd, 2011 10:14 pm
    

    Damn, even my mass time wasting game is making me do chores! When did WoW turn into a bitchy girlfriend…
17. Doctor Rover on July 3rd, 2011 10:24 pm
    

    Is it bad that I don't give a fuck about this?

    Or can I go back to real life now?
18. Ichiinu on July 3rd, 2011 10:30 pm
    

    I… I can't help but notice how much stuff has been coming from Reddit lately…
19. Nick Soapdish on July 3rd, 2011 10:48 pm
    

    The reward used to be 'Sex' but it had to be changed as there were too many people camping for the respawns.

    On a side note sex for addicted WoW players and levelling while completing a quest is very similar. Click on the person twice then 'fwoosh!', you get some experience and your friends say congratz. It also takes a while to level again (refraction period).
20. Uzumakiclan43 on July 3rd, 2011 11:26 pm
    

    Darn ESRB and their T for Teen ratings, only giving me the "age-appropriate" rewards for such a tedious task. It's not like I did anything huge for Azeroth, besides save everyone's asses from a bloodthirsty dragon that threatened to wipe everyone off of the face of the earth, goodness knows…
21. Arch_Evil_Angel on July 4th, 2011 12:13 am
    

    And yet, it still isn't enough to replace those blue balls you got from the last quest line…
22. CriticalQuit on July 4th, 2011 12:22 am
    

    This is how MMORPG buffs get shit done.
23. TheQueenofSouls(DT) on July 4th, 2011 1:25 am
    

    Wife… what is this thing you call a wife?
24. Ernac on July 4th, 2011 3:09 am
    

    Physical activity? But all that gives me a 120 minute debuff to my Video Game time…. Can't I just do PuGs? Oh wait… Nevermind…. I'll just do the damn daily.
25. Shady Kitsune on July 5th, 2011 2:46 pm
    

    …..
    Oh I'm sorry, I forgot to laugh.
    …..
    Oh wait, I didn't. That just wasn't funny, even with the "SPY" stabline.

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