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HOPE YOU'RE NOT VITAL TO THE STORY... BECAUSE I LIKE YOUR GUN.

Nothing personal man, I just really like your stuff!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on June 29, 2011 · 10:52 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (351 votes, average: 4.79 out of 5)
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Advice Meme, Awkward Moments, Bethesda, Fallout

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EXPLODE HEAD.

TAKE HAT.
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7 replies · active 717 weeks ago
Say....

...that's a nice gun.
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10 replies · active 714 weeks ago

You like it? It's a very, VERY rare Winchester Model 1897. It was a memento from my father, but I'm willing to let you keep it... for the right price.
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5 replies · active 717 weeks ago
Shoot someone full in the face > '_____ was knocked unconscious'.

...I want whatever their skin is made of.
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2 replies · active 717 weeks ago
Sounds a little like Borderlands...

Kill you to take your gun.

My gun ends up having better stats anyways.
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12 replies · active 717 weeks ago
Ironsights? Mostly for show.

Wrist-mounted VATS system? Works 95% of the time!

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Have a Mini-Nuke Launcher

Not Like World Can Get Any More Screwed

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Vault What Now?

If It Doesn't Have Tunnel Snakes, It Doesn't Rule.
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Fallout: Killing old women for bottle caps since 1997.
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Nothing personal boy-o, but I really want to try out this MUTHA UCKIN FLAME CANNON!
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7 replies · active 717 weeks ago
Dont worry you respawn...
Right?
See, you respawned,
No wait, thats blood.....
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1 reply · active 717 weeks ago
...he really likes his "gun", huh? That would explain why he took all his clothes, I suppose...
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I wanted his Gatling Laser, but he NEVER DIES, and HE NEVER DROPS IT. Plus, I'm a good guy.

BFF's.
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2 replies · active 717 weeks ago
Accidentally shoot a guy fighting a raider, have the guy's local faction turn on me.
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I do the reverse of this. Everyone in my games, even the children, is wearing some form of power armor and has an energy weapon. That way I can pretend that I have unified the wasteland through advanced technology.
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1 reply · active 717 weeks ago
You have no idea how many times I've done this in half life when I was done with the guard. And don't get me started on opposing force.
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i played fallout once. i was watching a conversation and got bored and sat down... by the time one of them pulled out his gun and fired i was still in the standing up animation so i couldn't stop the guy! i felt bad at first... then i removed the dead mans head, stole his clothes, put them on, and walked out thinking damn this really is a nice hat :D
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2 replies · active 717 weeks ago
Great Advice, Works in almost every game!
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7 replies · active 717 weeks ago
Oh here let me just take that from you. It looks awfully heavy... shotgun to the face + vats.
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7 replies · active 717 weeks ago
If there's one thing game developers hate, it's players who kill their allies to take their stuff. That's why so many games have retribution for killing a friendly NPC.
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Take Naughty Nightwear. Kill guy demanding for it.
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2 replies · active 717 weeks ago
Kill Enemy, get a 10 minute loading screen.

Game Freezes.

Fallout: New Vegas.
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1 reply · active 717 weeks ago
I personally thought that the VATS system made it too easy. I learned the hard way aka actually firing from the waist and aiming. It was a much more rewarding experience.
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4 replies · active 716 weeks ago
Also applies to various internal organs.
And skeletons. Its not like they are using them or anything.
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1 reply · active 717 weeks ago
This describes just about every Fallout experience, even if you are good karma'd.........You can't deny it
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ugh, this wasteland is full of flat, one dimensional people with no personalities *cocks gun* time to fix that... wait what was that about them having good gear? bonus!
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in Fallout, if you shouldn't kill them, they can't die!
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1 reply · active 717 weeks ago
I remember my idiot brother killed Three Dog just for his bandana because he didn't know about reverse pick-pocketing. Hah.
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Darn you Ottis, your .45 revolver was too Ocelot not to have.
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This is exactly how I played through the game.

Unique equipment? Oops, my trigger finger "slipped." I have a ridiculous amount of random crap I've stolen/looted.
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Outcasts want fat loot for entry to base.

Murder every Outcast for being greedy douches. (With Sneaking Critical Shotgun Headshots thanks to Chinese Stealth Suit I stole from their brethren).

Steal everything not nailed down.

Still have enough Karma to be "Last, Best Hope for Humanity."
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BTW, will somone please tell me who pipboy is?
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3 replies · active 717 weeks ago

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