Oh good, I was worried… a nine year old couldn’t possibly handle this deadly pet! Unlike ten year olds who have tons of self-discipline and experience!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on June 25, 2011 · 4:39 AM
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Negima Sensei is 10!*
* = But the way of age counting he uses starts him at 1 when at birth.
Is he allowed? :D
Can't trust those 10-year-olds with anything now-a-days…
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perfectly fine with me, because we're already giving pre teens their very own autonomous robots, armed with full functioning missles and machine guns.
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Well, 10 is the minimum age for those who aren't enrolled in the education system.
Kids who are enrolled can get their starter pokemon as early as preschool!
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BEST. BIRTHDAY. EVER!
I mean hey what's the WORST that could happen?… rel="nofollow">oh dear…
WAIT WAIT WAIT! No, stop shawn, I'm not done looking at Meet the Medic, post stuff later.
Pah. Fire-breathing lizards? We're giving kids humongous mecha that have the potential to level cities with the press of a single button.
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Your mother is single right?
A wild Eldritch Abomination appeared!
HughbertEsq used Land Mattress!
Its horribly inaccurate!
Eldritch Abomination fainted
HugbertEsq fainted
*Goes to Cinnabar Laboratory
"Here, kid, have this prehistoric death machine I resurrected from a fossil. I have no reason to keep it for scientific study and fully trust that you'll not let it go on a murderous rampage."
Who said the world of Pokemon was a responsible one?
To be fair, it can't use any fire for another 4 levels.
Off to go stop a criminal organization!
Hear about creatures that formed the very mythos of the land, and have remained mysterious for centuries.
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Capture and enslave them all in a few hours.
I've seen Preschoolers in Pokemon Black and White. Sending out level 52 Stoutlands and Gurrdurrs. Preschoolers holding 5000Poke. Preschoolers able to KO half of my team
PROFESSOR OAK, I WANT POKEMON WHEN I'M FOUR TOO
Yes Oak, I am ten, you sick fuck.
…That IS what he's implying, right?
Mom: Happy 10th Birthday son, so there's a lot of stuff I want to do toda-…oh what? You're leaving home to go live on several streets, talk to random strangers, potentially try and thwart terrorist organisations, maybe even tamper with powers you or I couldn't possibly understand?
I AM COMPLETELY FINE WITH THAT.
Hey, kids are given guns and explosives at the age of 8 today!
What was that? You are 10 AND a girl? Oh alright here's a pokemon that can make tentacles.
FACT: Until Pokemon training became popular in the Unova region,
most trainers began their journeys at 11 years of age.
That's why Red & Green waited 3 years before venturing to Johto in search of Blue,
who climbed to the top of Mt. Silver and was warped into Red's image by the True Alpha Pokemon, an eldritch being named Missingno.
Someone quick show that 10 year old how to catch even more powerful creatures that can bring the end of all mankind!
The Quad-Island Area and Unova's school system is so advanced.
….but they don't give a care about a preschooler's Scrafty punching the fuck out of another preschooler for their lunch money. They say that "it's an integral part in learning how to battle with Pokémon". I think it's bullcrap.
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Hey, why not? Those 10 year olds are more responsible than the entire police department. It's about on par with the police department of The Simpsons, only in this case it's more sad than funny.
Okay, it's kinda funny.
Well, the man sent him on a research journey where he will be prey of hunger, imsomnia and wild pokemon, so i think it's fair
Relevant: http://www.halolz.com/2010/11/25/advice-oak-empty…
When I first started out, this was my first pokemon:
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VGCats is always relevant, but I got beaten to the Arceus one…
Well we are also trusting 10 year olds with fish that can turn into giant sea monsters.
All the good comments are already taken ;__;
I mean, seriously, I've got nothing…
On an unrelated note, may I ask how to get into the Halolz TF2 server?
EDIT: Holy poop, same question as TheRustyBucket. It obviously goes to show the awesomeness the precedes the Halolz server.
It's dangerous to go only take this— wait your 10!!! Then take this a rat that shots out electricity.
I don't have a witty pun with me right now but I have a question.
How do you get in the TF2 Halolz server?
Holy crap. Limey has a sexy companion to watch his back! Run, Bender!
A sniper? In my Heavy reference?
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At least they have seen enough hentai to know not to pick Bulbasaur
It's not even a rat. Pikachu is a MOUSE. There's a slight difference. It's not like a Raticate or Rattata.
I was seven when I got my starter
I guess Prof. Elm didn't notice