This ad makes some convincing points. BI-OTCH!
By AMTRAX91, submitted by CJ47 and Matt H.

[VIDEO] IT’S DRAGONITE, BITCH!!

Posted by Shawn Handyside on June 16, 2011 · 8:23 AM

(370 votes, average: 4.71 out of 5)

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C__F on June 16th, 2011 8:29 am

Dragonites?

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So that's Oak's secret.
therandombear on June 16th, 2011 8:37 am

But how about Electricity types? Electricity was super effective against Dragonite.
TehVortex on June 16th, 2011 8:39 am

YES!
fuvity on June 16th, 2011 9:03 am

Dragonite is still getting raped by my Overheat with me Blaziken BIATCHES
lolwuthax on June 16th, 2011 9:10 am

Saw this on memebase, came here to watch5 more times.
invadingduck on June 16th, 2011 9:11 am

LOUD NOISES!
Haeso5 on June 16th, 2011 9:18 am

DRAGONITES, FUCK YEAH!
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CJ47 on June 16th, 2011 9:45 am

FUCK YOU ICE!
Shatman on June 16th, 2011 10:08 am

IT'S GENGAR, MOTHERFUCKERS.

DRAGONITE'S HYPER BEAMS? NOPE, NO GOOD. GENGAR IS IMMUNE TO NORMAL-TYPE ATTACKS AND LEARNS ICE PUNCH.

EARTHQUAKE? NOPE. GENGAR FUCKING FLOATS.

ALAKAZAM? BOOM! ALAKAGENGAR! GENGAR KNOWS GHOST MOVES!

THINK YOU'RE GOING TO FIGHT GENGAR!? NO! YOU AREN'T! IT KNOWS HYPNOSIS! YOUR POKEMON WILL BE ASLEEP!

THINK YOU CAN BEAT IT?

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BITCH PLEASE.
Psycroc on June 16th, 2011 10:22 am

Got that bitch a Dragonite

Bitches love Dragonites
SheaTheCelt on June 16th, 2011 10:27 am

DRAGONITE IS IMMUNE TO FUCKING EVERYTH-

Kangaskhan learned Outrage!
RickO_ on June 16th, 2011 10:28 am

Hang on, If this is true, shouldn't Gary Mothereffing Oak have a Dragonite?
CriticalQuit on June 16th, 2011 10:49 am

There is a reason I used a Dragonite in both games where they were readily available (First/Third gen and Second/Fourth gen)
shadow649 on June 16th, 2011 10:54 am

I was totally thinking of submitting this too! AARRRRRGGGGHHHH DRAGON RAGE! SO FUCKING CUTE! :)

Immune to EVERYTHING (only once…) http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Multiscale…

Also… Got those commentors a Pokemon submission, commentors love pokemon submissions. No more E3 yet :)
TheQueenofSouls(DT) on June 16th, 2011 11:20 am

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YOU BETTER NOT FUCKING RESET TO GET A PERFECT IV DRAGONITE!
Aboithagameboi on June 16th, 2011 11:51 am

WEAVILE used ICE SHARD!

DRAGONITE fainted!
BillyMaysHere on June 16th, 2011 12:00 pm

HI, BILLYMAYSHERE, TELLING YOU THAT I APPROVE OF THIS IMAGE!
smashpro1 on June 16th, 2011 12:07 pm

They show him their moves!
Spamcannon on June 16th, 2011 12:22 pm

Dratini at gambling corner?
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Paulrus-Keaton? on June 16th, 2011 12:34 pm

I bet I'll be hearing this one on the Halolz server for awhile.
HughbertEsq on June 16th, 2011 1:34 pm

I wonder how a Dragonite would face up against WAAluigi?
dekuskrub1 on June 16th, 2011 1:59 pm

I'LL TAKE 7!
KZN02 on June 16th, 2011 2:05 pm

Bah, everyone knows the landshark is where it's at.
Ragnellrok on June 16th, 2011 2:17 pm

Dragonite will bite the other Pokemon's ear off, and be so fucking cute doing it!!!!!!!! DRAGONITE FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rocker23220 on June 16th, 2011 2:46 pm

HI, BILLY MAYS HERE, NOW SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!!!
TCC on June 16th, 2011 3:09 pm

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GameboyPATH on June 16th, 2011 3:09 pm

Seto Kaiba faps to this.
Kristoph Gavin on June 16th, 2011 4:16 pm

PERMANENT CAPS LOCK
Uzumakiclan43 on June 16th, 2011 4:24 pm

Hey, Dragonite! Let's see you use your electricity against a sea creature that's made of PURE METAL!
Shatman on June 16th, 2011 4:48 pm

JUST CALL
1-FYESGENGAR!
VyseRogueKing on June 16th, 2011 6:53 pm

I now have a strange urge to get a dragonite… I don't know why…
smartmonkey on June 16th, 2011 8:23 pm

OAK X Ditto.
SonicsmyName on June 16th, 2011 9:50 pm

But that is CLEARLY A DRAGONAIR! IT IS NOT. FULLY. REALIZED YET. EVOLVE THAT SHIT.
SonicsmyName on June 16th, 2011 9:56 pm

Y'see that flame coming out of his hand during a Falcon Punch? Yeah, that's a Moltres he caught with his motherfucking Dragonite.
SHODAK on June 16th, 2011 10:48 pm

Allow me a counter-proposal: CLEFABLE WITH ICE BEAM, BITCH!
Happy on June 17th, 2011 3:13 am

Guys the voice in my head is now screaming everything

WHAT DO
poonstev on June 17th, 2011 5:24 am

Cave Johnson -- We're done here.
PortalMan118 on June 18th, 2011 7:27 am

fear the cuddily!
Hejiru on June 19th, 2011 1:05 pm

I can't believe no one has posted this yet.
RespectfulGlove on June 21st, 2011 1:58 am

>Immune to fucking everything

Anything with high Special Attack and a Speed stat above 80 x Hidden Power [Ice]
Starmie x Ice Beam
Kingdra x Draco Meteor, Outrage
Gliscor x Stone Edge
Nidoking x Blizzard
Rotom Frost x Blizzard
Porygon-Z x Ice Beam
Lucario x Stone Edge
Sharpedo x Ice Fang
Jynx x Blizzard
Haxorus x Rock Slide
Haxorus x Outrage
Aerodactyl x Stone Edge

The above list is an incomplete list of the Pokemon that can outrun and OHKO Dragonite under completely normal 1-on-1 conditions. My point in case being that unless immune to everything means "does not die in one hit often", the above video has really over hyped the potent of the original Dragon-type.

On a related note, I played through Pokemon XD: Gale of Darkness recently and got Shadow Dragonite purified. Now I fucking love Dragonite.