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Last E3 post I swear! …Maybe!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on June 12, 2011 · 3:35 AM
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Did you know the site has over 4,000 video game themed lolz?
Congratulations! You now have alcohol poisoning!
If only this had been posted a couple weeks ago..
So basically we're all drunk out of our fucking minds. Fun!
For everytime you don't get the joke, kindly ask the person next to you to take a drink, and then punch you.
For last week's conference: Take a sip every time Microsoft mentions something about Kinect.
You forgot the "If Valve announces L4D3, Episode 3, or Team Fortress 3." Take a dri-- Oh, nevermind. ): Maybe next year.
I would have been WAY beyond hammered on Captain…
CAPTAIN FALCON! HYES!!
http://www.thedrunkenmoogle.com/post/422262579/fa…
Everytime someone else takes a drink, take a drink.
I don't like the sound of that 'maybe' in the description.
See someone who can't handle their alcohol? TAKE A DRINK!
*hic* I like this game…
Drink to new consoles being revealed. Find out what they're called.
Drown your sorrows.
Take a hit every time a remake of a game from over ten years ago is announced.
Here are some E3 drinking games to keep you sober!
Drink a whole bottle of beer everytime sony dosen't say there sorry.
Drink a whole bottle of vodka for everytime you got excited during the Disneyland adventures demo.
Drink a bottle of beer everytime you don't laugh at the star wars kinect demo.
And finally, Drink liquid plumber everytime you didn't happily cheer during the Nintendo press conference,
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CHALLENGE ACCEPTED, MATE.
The E3 drinking game? That's been known to kill people!
Playing this drinking game will result in a slight inebriation of your central nervous system.
Followed by death.
Good luck!
Hey! I remember this, well not really, i passed out. I dont know if i did it…
Next year, I'm going to be SOOOOO drunk. Cheers!!!
BTW, FYI I've got an idea for next year's E3. I'm planning on making like, EVERY drink from http://www.thedrunkenmoogle.com/ and dousing them all down to these rules. XD
They've got slightly different rules on there for E3's conferences.
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I was expecting a line about taking a drink whenever the Kinect is mentioned.
Guess this one was made before E3.
E3 related, plus hilarious. Shawn, if you would post this next, it would be satisfactory. It would relate to your E3 related string of posts, plus it's Hejibits, so I know you love it.
http://www.hejibits.com/comics/cash-cap/ (<—- sacred link)
If a new console is announced, and it looks like you'd hurt yourself with it if you played it while drunk….take a drink
*after playing the e3 drinking game*
"I'll get a want as i drunk-a-be!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Woo, third submission.
Don't forget to bring this up next year, Shawn. Ya better remind us.
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we're gonna need a bigger bottle
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Chuck does not like this game.
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Are we still taking shots at Sony's 2006 conference? You might wanna throw in a Giant Enemy Crab rule in the drinking game for good measure.
Playing by Fallout's rules, you would be VERY thirsty by the end of this E3!
Every time you smell B.O. take a drink…
Funny thing, I know someone who did this. He went to the store, got as much beer as he could carry, and said if he sees something that gets mentioned way too much in one of the press conferences he'll do the game with that. I came back an hour later,he was passed out, their was no more beer, and mircosoft was showing off the kinect.
Now try this with the Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster!
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Every year Microsoft has a disappointing E3 conference, down a whole drink.
*prepares self for incoming Microsoft fanboys*
Every time a fangirl squees when Vic Mignogna makes an appearance…
…wait, this isn't AnimeNext.
NEW FOR THE KINECT! ALCOHOL THE VIDEO GAME!
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Lol Bandwidth Exceeded!
Every time you exceed your bandwidth on Photobucket, finish your drink and get a new one.