Dangerous to the town’s ceramics and chickens at least…
By Timothy Lim [via Rampaged Reality]
Posted by Shawn Handyside on June 1, 2011 · 5:35 PM |
Categories: Artistic, Cray-Z Crossovers, Movies, Nintendo, Retro, The Legend of Zelda · Leave a comment () 106 Comments |
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rupees are pretty big, a fistful would be like, what….3?
Gentlemen. I am saddened to inform you that I am unaware of what past literary or cinematic work this latest submission alludes to.
If any of you kind gents would we belling to expand my knowledge of this submission it would be greatly appreciated.
Alas, although I know this is a reference to the classic Clint Eastwood film, I first thought of this epic tale.
See, my horse don't like people laughin'. She gets the crazy idea you're laughing at her.
When the Hylian with a Master Sword meets the Garudo with the Triforce, you said the elf with the master sword is a dead man…lets see if it's true.
there was kid link, and teen link, and man link….whats next?
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oh dear god no
But if you have a very large and powerful hand, and you have many rupees, if you make a fist, you might crush them! This is only speculation, as I don't know how much force a rupee can take.
Hylian with no last name… can you lend me a fistful of rupees?
nintendo's #1 badazz mute, ……………has returned
And don't miss the sequel, The Good (Link), The Bad (Ganon), and The Ugly (Tingle).
I know what you're thinking, "Does he have two eyes or just none?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a face full of railroads, the most crinkled, squinty face in all of hollywood, and would blow your Oscar list clean off it's ass, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, Sony?
where I wish my head was |||||||||||||| the reference
my head
:C
Fun movie trivia: An ocarina was used in the soundtrack of "The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly."
This movie was good but he was better in Dirty Fairy.
Finally, an use for my encyclopedic knowledge of Spaghetti Westerns!
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A Pistol for Tingle
A Few Rupees More
Rito Joe
Johnny Goro
Go Kill Everyone to Open A Door
They Call Me Triforce
A Fistful of Bomb Flowers
Triforce is Still My Name
To Many Rupees for one Goron
Ten Hylians and a Rito
Liked him beter in Link to the Future
Try to find a decent copy of the first two films that aren't dubbed in Hylian with crappy English fansubs.
If the main character can't talk, how will the movie turn out?
I want to see the equal to angel eyes.
Also, they should make a movie poster for a fistful of dynamite with bomberman.
Starring Clint Eastwood as Ganondorf!
but… if it references it self than… OH DEAR GOD A PARADOX HAS OCCURRED!!!! O_O
So much badassery in this, it cant even be no longer called badass. ITS BETTER THAN BADASS
I think the chickens are more of a danger to him than he is to them.
Oh i'm pretty sure its a reference to some movie.
Just as I intended!
TOO LATE!
But Silver, you shouldn't be affected by it!; you're not an AI! (Or are you? O_O)
*neck twists into spaghetti*
Giddy up!
The Courage, the Power, and the Wisdom.