GARY OAK: PROFESSIONAL MOTHAF***A : HALOLZ

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ChemicalKirby 91p · 725 weeks ago

Only four women? Whoever drew this doesn't know Gary Oak.

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CFW spplmj 122p · 725 weeks ago

Oshawott can't ignore his girth either.

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SHAWN! T-SHIRT! NAOW!!!!!

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deleted1502059 98p · 725 weeks ago

Is it bad if the first thing I noticed was how adorable that Eevee looked?

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Red_Zero 73p · 725 weeks ago

You find your house open when you come back from work, with a great mess everywhere, and who's on your couch touching your girlfriend and her friends, while an eevee makes a :3 face?
GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK

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Old Man Jenkins 82p · 725 weeks ago

WHY ISNT THERE A "GARY OAK" TAG ALREADY!!???!?!??!?!

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Red 104p · 725 weeks ago

*finishes beating Gary with a level 1 magikarp*
who's laughing now!

(also: screw the elite four, I has mountains)

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Wetmang 95p · 725 weeks ago

Mutha Fuckin Touchdown!

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Kichwa Tembo 112p · 725 weeks ago

Is this an album cover? It should be.

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Spencer 119p · 725 weeks ago

Not even Eevee can ignore his girth.. oh why...

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imnutty 90p · 725 weeks ago

gary oak is also fluent in any language (and rasism)

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Hindsight 88p · 725 weeks ago

Gary's secret? GTL
Gyms
Trainers
Leveling
The only proven method to win 10 out of 8 gym badges.

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shadykitsune 82p · 725 weeks ago

Do you know why the Eevee is there?
'cos bitches LOVE Eevees.

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Leo E. 114p · 725 weeks ago

Kris can ignore his girth.

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RenegadeSparks 91p · 725 weeks ago

Let's see, no shirt, brown pants, surrounded by girls dressed like they have extreme daddy issues, messed up hair and sunglasses DESPITE being indoors. It's official, he's a complete douchebag. Someone get that poor eevee out before it's emotionally scarred.

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Eclipse 126p · 725 weeks ago

Gary Motherfucking Oak sure knows how to have himself a sexy party!

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Of course, having Eevee there makes it a little weird.

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Morgan Freeman 77p · 725 weeks ago

That is one smooth motherfucker

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Nyoron 72p · 725 weeks ago

Gary forgot to turn off his swagger that night, and he woke up covered in bitches.

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GengarKing 75p · 725 weeks ago

Gary Fucking Oak was sent out!
His Harem's Anticipation made them shudder!

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MorningMoon 97p · 725 weeks ago

Every time Gary MOTHERFUCKING Oak gets 10 new chicks GameFreak makes a new Eeveevolution.

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ThetaBetaSigma 90p · 725 weeks ago

Ash:(Trying to be cool) Hey Gary, how that whole Pokemon Champ thing going- oh wait, I kicked your ass five minutes after you got the job. OOOOOOOOOOOOO-
Gary: I *eff!*d your mom
Ash: - oh. D:
Gary: DEAL WITH IT.

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smartmonkey 88p · 725 weeks ago

INB4 she's ten you sick fuck!

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tmotom -85p · 725 weeks ago

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WizardRex 75p · 725 weeks ago

No less than four girls are unable to ignore his girth.

Damn.

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deleted956086 99p · 725 weeks ago

This actually looks like a cover for a magazine, so... I asume that PROFESSIONAL MOTHERF***A magizine is popular in any populice that Mr. Oak has visited, they all feature him

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deleted4705911 92p · 725 weeks ago

Alright, what in the name of God is happening? I thought Gary and Ash were ten for Christ's sake!

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AuraMaster 107p · 725 weeks ago

This is what Gary calls a grand slam: Scoring four runs with different girls.

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CriticalQuit 93p · 725 weeks ago

Gary Oak: Troll of the century.

Unfortunately, not the original troll. That title goes to Jonathan Swift.

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KZN02 92p · 725 weeks ago

How old are they? This could have serious jail bait implications.

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Kn0w1d3a 94p · 725 weeks ago

GARY IS THE SPY!

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HughbertEsq 98p · 725 weeks ago

Ludicrous levels of narcissism is located in this post, time to set it straight
*HEAVY-DUTY REALITY CANNON ONLINE*
Prepare to fire on my mark...
And set up the OFC as a backup, just in case these Douche-levels are as high as I'm reading...

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dope92 94p · 725 weeks ago

I RIDE AROUND WITH MAH GIRLS MUTHAFUCKAH!

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BoxeyBrown 86p · 725 weeks ago

Gary will always be better than Ash, some people are just born better...

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KujataSP 0p · 725 weeks ago

All right this is bugging me... from left to right it looks like May, Dawn, ?? and Lyra... who the heck is that third girl? >_<

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Zeik 95p · 724 weeks ago

My, how Leaf has...

grown...

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Graveyard Duck 99p · 725 weeks ago

Is it just me, or does Gary have a dirty mustache there?

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ARC_1300 48p · 725 weeks ago

U MAD?

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Nikolaj · 725 weeks ago

Isn't it obvious to all of you now? Gary motherf***ing Oak is over 9000 cooler than Ash Catchum. Ash has only one girl, and he doesn't even try anything.

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Uzumakiclan43 90p · 725 weeks ago

Yet, all the while, that poor Squirtle he had back in Red/Green/Blue got kicked out of his entourage because of that irresistible urge to resist Gary Oak's girth...

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k3man 87p · 725 weeks ago

Gary Oak is about to raise the bar on the common "professional standards" to the point where not having an Eevee is very unprofessional.

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pinguin17 65p · 724 weeks ago

Am I really the only one not simultaneously logged into Facebook (due to both missing and unwanted account) that I stumpled upon the hotlink blockage? Without the Halolz referer, the picture loads just fine in a separate tab.

Of course, you could say this was kind of a karma thing on Halolz.

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