CORE TEAM

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1. Funkalicous on May 26th, 2011 10:00 pm
   

   I demand an Encore.
2. lolwuthax on May 26th, 2011 10:01 pm
   

   so much win
3. UndeadLex on May 26th, 2011 10:05 pm
   

   With your powers combined —- Core corruption at 100%
4. Doctor Rover on May 26th, 2011 10:14 pm
   

   Demand for FUTURE DLC!

   You see what I did there?
   I didn't ask, I'm demanding it!
   I'll gladly pay 15 units for something like this!
5. Jaser965 on May 26th, 2011 10:15 pm
   

   … FOUR PLAYER PORTAL CO-OP! (Those would be the most confusing puzzles ever.)
6. EphEphEcksIII on May 26th, 2011 10:28 pm
   

   Space Core, ultimate interrogator.

   Hey
   Hey
   Hey Lady
   Hey Lady
   Hey
   OhohOh you did it, you did it, pabpapbpabapa guilty!!!
7. Red on May 26th, 2011 10:30 pm
   

   Unfortunately, by the time Space Core makes it to the villain's lair, he's long been defeated by the others.
   The vast distances he needs to traverse are one of the few bad things about space (the others being 1) no air, 2) supernovas, and 3) black holes)
   .
   .
   .
   p.s. Space!
8. Caelun_Niveus on May 26th, 2011 10:37 pm
   

   Looks to me like L4D, Core edition.
9. razorman715 on May 26th, 2011 10:42 pm
   

   Oh! Another portal submission, I thought we could take a break but…… I guess this is okay.

   *eye twitch*
10. Alpar on May 26th, 2011 10:49 pm
    

    inb4captainplanetjokes

    EDIT: 111 E-Peen get! Awesome.
11. spplmj on May 26th, 2011 11:02 pm
    

    I DEMAND A "Balls of Steel" TAG!
12. ChemicalKirby on May 26th, 2011 11:10 pm
    

    Borderlands mod please
13. RespectfulGlove on May 26th, 2011 11:22 pm
    

    Adventure, The Big Guy.
    Fact, The Smart Guy.
    Space, The Lancer.
    Wheatley, The Hero.

    If only GLaDOS' original cores survived. Curiosity Core would be The Chick, and you'd have a five core band!

    And now I'm suddenly imagining CuriosityXSpace fan fictions. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU--
14. GameboyPATH on May 26th, 2011 11:35 pm
    

    rel="nofollow">In 2011, a core commando unit was sent to the incinerator for a test they didn't administer. These cores promptly escaped from a Aperture Science Holding Unit to the 1950s underground. Today, still wanted by the rogue AI, they survive as balls of steel.
    If you have a problem
    If no one else can help
    And if you can find them
    Maybe you can hire
    THE CORE TEAM
    *turret fire*
15. 1avidgamer on May 26th, 2011 11:37 pm
    

    *cue A-Team theme song*
16. AuraMaster on May 26th, 2011 11:47 pm
    

    Fact Core: Fact: The odds of this team actually accomplishing anything important are two billion to one.
    Wheatley: Shut up, you defective wanker.
    Space Core: Space.
17. dope92 on May 26th, 2011 11:56 pm
    

    but is there a mr. T?

    they could be an A team if they had one
18. KamikazeGible on May 27th, 2011 12:45 am
    

    That's all wonderful, but where's Heart?
19. Shatman on May 27th, 2011 1:17 am
    

    Anger Core! The madder he gets, the stronger he becomes!
    Cake Sphere! With the power of baking!
    Morality Core! He can rehabilitate evildoers!
    Curiosity Core! He's been on the internet!
20. Vosur on May 27th, 2011 1:45 am
    

    Alright, since no one else has, might as well…

    <img style="-webkit-user-select: none" src="http://www.chaobell.net/newgallery/d/2468-2/ps-shitjustgotreal.gif"&gt;
21. Coodoo on May 27th, 2011 2:28 am
    

    I want to acknowledge that I like this, but I'm not sure how to do it in pun form… :/
22. 1avidgamer on May 27th, 2011 3:02 am
    

    Parker! Get me pictures of Caroline!

    Wait…
23. SPY on May 27th, 2011 4:17 am
    

    HEART
24. Giroro91 on May 27th, 2011 5:03 am
    

    I feel like they're about to form the core megazord.
    Actually, screw it. Someone please draw them forming the core megazord.
25. Totema on May 27th, 2011 5:43 am
    

    Fact Sphere has the Triforce of Wisdom. Adventure Sphere has the Triforce of Courage. Space Sphere has the Triforce of… Power? I guess. And Wheatley has the Tetraforce, which is stupid and does not really exist, much like his intellect.
26. CriticalQuit on May 27th, 2011 6:39 am
    

    With their powers combined, I'm Cave Johnson!

    We're done here.
27. CriticalQuit on May 27th, 2011 6:42 am
    

    Yes sir, Mr. Johnson…

    WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?
28. _XD on May 27th, 2011 9:22 am
    

    so anyone else see the space core as having yellow teeth in its big mouth?
29. CJ47 on May 27th, 2011 11:08 am
    

    part of me wants a Team Coretress 2 joke now
30. Xenrek on May 27th, 2011 2:31 pm
    

    I can see fact core giving adventure core many unwanted odds when being chased…
31. ganru4 on May 27th, 2011 5:06 pm
    

    You've heard of the A-Team and even the B-Team but now theres the C(ore)-Team. WOO
32. FlareKitsu on May 27th, 2011 10:04 pm
    

    And featuring their super-powerful Secretary: GLaDOS!
33. TheSpaceCore on May 29th, 2011 4:21 pm
    

    I'm in space.
34. Keyblade_Bandit on May 29th, 2011 5:45 pm
    

    Can't really think of anything Wheatley would do… other than punch people into pits. And shove them into potato batteries. And make really REALLY bad plans.

    … actually that could work.
35. brent917 on May 30th, 2011 5:06 pm
    

    Zordon: Chell! GLaDOS has been revived! Find me 4 cores with corruption!

    *Cue Mighty Morphing Power Rangers Theme Song*
36. Forscyvus on May 31st, 2011 12:41 pm
    

    SOURCE: psuedofolio.tumblr.com

    artist Psudonym.

    2nd page at time of posting.
37. brent917 on May 31st, 2011 6:32 pm
    

    Chell! GLaDOS has been revived! Find me four cores with corruption!

    Cave Johnson, we're done here

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