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When life gives you lemons… make a lemon-ade!
By Ignis. Greed, submitted by several people

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 25, 2011 · 5:15 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (235 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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PC, Playstation, Portal, Rage Enducing, Science/Math, Storytime/Wordplay, Valve Software, Video Clips, Xbox 360

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Something's wrong... I don't see anything!
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27 replies · active 728 weeks ago
Cave Johnson here. Everybody loves a good rant. Venting frustrations at others is one of the most noble pastimes there is. But could it be better? Science thinks so. Gentlemen, meet the Aperture Science Text-Enhanced Animation Architect. Using this little beauty, your words will be automatically transformed into a design student's dream project in seconds flat. Has some trouble with the word duck though. Don't worry, I got the lab boys working on that right now. *Large Explosion* Cave Johnson, we're done here.
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2 replies · active 728 weeks ago
When life gives you melons, you may be dyslexic
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2 replies · active 728 weeks ago
Shawn Handyside here, when life gives you a submission, don't post it, send the submission back. I don't want your damned submissions!!! What am I supposed to do with these??!? Demand to see poster's profiles. Make users rue the day they thought they could give Shawn Handyside submissions. Do you know who I am??! I'm the man who's gonna post a Courage Kratos. I'm gonna get some of my engineers to create a completely new Kratos meme to piss you off!!!

P.S: I love you Shawn.
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Err...Shawn? I think the video is broken. (At least it was when I commented.)
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10 replies · active 728 weeks ago
Dont you worry about Lemons!Let me worry about Blank!
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1 reply · active 728 weeks ago
It looks like Shawn forgot to TYPE in the embed code.
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3 replies · active 728 weeks ago
Copy + Paste joke from last submission.
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When lemons gives you life...
wait, that doesn't sound right
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7 replies · active 728 weeks ago
GET FREE LEMONS FROM LIFE

BURN HIS HOUSE DOWN
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1 reply · active 728 weeks ago
I don't know why people are complaining that they can't see the video. It's as clear as lemonade!
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3 replies · active 728 weeks ago
We're seeing a lot of typography in a row.

I like this trend.
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4 replies · active 728 weeks ago
No way! I don't believe it! A whole ten posts without a Minecraft one!
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7 replies · active 728 weeks ago
As much as I hear Cave Johnson's plan to burn our houses down with lemons,
the less time I feel like laughing.

I don't care how you TWIST and FLIP his words around cleverly, I'm not buying his lemons.
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1 reply · active 728 weeks ago
Am I the only one missing GLaDOS?
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1 reply · active 728 weeks ago
And thus, a new fad starts: Kinetic Typography of Valve Games.
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When life gives you unspecified-art-flash-program... make typography... i dunno
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...We as long as the theme is portal 2 again i may as well post this...
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God, take a one hour nap and what happens on Halolz? Freaking new submission. HOW DO THEY WORK?!
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2 replies · active 728 weeks ago
What is this?? Lemons? What...? And who's Cave Johnson??
(Sarcasm if you didn't know)
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the words aren't nearly BIG ENOUGH!
like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNT5zvd3g2M&fe...
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Shawn, we know of your new found love of typography, but it's time to update your site, it's been more than a day.
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When life gives you lemons,
FIND A NEW GOD!

GODBERRY, KING OF THE JUUUUUICE.
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