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BUILD MASSIVE MEDIEVAL CITY, POPULATION: 1

Next time I spend 30 hours building a floating city, I’m doing it on a multiplayer server where I can actually show it to someone!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 13, 2011 · 5:55 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (232 votes, average: 4.57 out of 5)
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Advice Meme, Depressing, Irony, Minecraft, PC, Too Much Free Time

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4 replies · active 724 weeks ago
If you did it on a multiplayer server, there would be a 99.9% chance that someone would set it on fire.
There would be a small chance that it would be set on fire using combustible lemons.
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10 replies · active 724 weeks ago
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2 replies · active 724 weeks ago
On the bright side, he's better off than this guy.

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I believe this is relevant.
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3 replies · active 724 weeks ago
Don't worry, think about all those creepers that will be there to keep you company
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1 reply · active 724 weeks ago
Population: Over 9000.

Creepers: Don't count us because you don't like us huh?! Well, it could be worse! We could be blowing up your property!

....oh...that's why you hate... ohhhh...
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Population: 1...

and my ARMY OF WOLVES!
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Kamikaze Creepers: Infinite.
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6 replies · active 724 weeks ago
More like Attempt to build massive medieval city.
Amirite?? huh? ...no? just me..?. okay...
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See advice meme.

Stab Shawn in his sleep.
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1 reply · active 724 weeks ago
actually, my server has 5 medieval nations with a population of about 9. We need moar ppl. Apply for whitelisting at http://spatha.webs.com the IP is 71.171.96.172:25565
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5 replies · active 724 weeks ago
Well, if you have torches all around, you've got pigs, sheep, cattle, and chickens to keep you company! If not, well, there's always the zombies, spiders, skeletons, and creepers...
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1 reply · active 724 weeks ago
I've pretty much stopped playing single-player minecraft. It's really not as fun by myself, I have materials so I can... run out of ideas.

Thankfully I have friends with the game, we just need to get off our asses and make a server.
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Rock not put into furnace before use?
Forever a cobblestone!
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How do you build a massive floating city in the 12X12X12 space the admin assigns you with materials obtained from the oh-so bountiful "community mine"? Or maybe I haven't been to enough SMP servers.
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...Alright, somebody call PETA. He obviously killed dozens of innocent creatures if he's the only thing there.
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Wait, wouldn't that mean he killed every animal in his little kingdom?
Dear god... HE'S A MURDERER! QUICK, CALL PETA!
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