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The working conditions aren’t great, but they’re still better than Black Mesa!
The latest episode of Minions by Eddie Bowley and Mark Cunnah [Edd Egg]

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 12, 2011 · 2:48 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (194 votes, average: 3.18 out of 5)
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Look this video is completely non-sensical. It is just so wrong it, the problems are so glaring.

Let's get this straight. Turrets don't have jobs. They are not employed as they are lorded over by a King who orders them around. Turrets have no free choice as they would face the wrath of their ruler, unlike us humans who don't need to bow down t-

ALL HAIL THE ANIMAL KING
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2 replies · active 730 weeks ago
Oracle turret: I'm different...
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Heretic turret: It's my big chance!
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The British accent is what made this tolerable
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3 replies · active 730 weeks ago
as a Brit I actually found this quite funny.....
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animation: ok
humor: meh
voices: *hits replay*
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I dunno about you guys, but I'm getting a little intimidated by Captain Falcon and Wolf glaring at me, passing judgement.
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1 reply · active 730 weeks ago
Oh, they're back! How long have they been back for? I refreshed just now and they appeared.
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Notice of Resignation:

Reason: Inability to stand back up after being knocked over.
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why does everyone hate this so?
This parodies the general negative sentiment of British public workers in the face of widespread entitlements to rights and the unstable, unpopular Coalition government between the Tories and Lib-Dems.
Also, it was pretty funny to see the split attitudes to workers unions in the face of (yet another) Tube strike and the general pent up but mainly reserved annoyance of the British workers for having to put up with limited necessities in the face of an uncertain economic climate and multiple austerity measures.

That's what I've gathered from being; well, here anyways...
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F***ing badger.
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2 replies · active 730 weeks ago
How do they work?
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With multiple mushrooms and snakes?
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I hope I won't be the only one that found this annoying.
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WHY DO TURRENTS NEED A LUNCH BREAK!?
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Oh Fuck!
The turrets organized?!?

MAKE A NEW BATCH!
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Wow! Thanks for the nod Shawn!

Eddie
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1 reply · active 730 weeks ago
Hah no problem. I only wish all sentry gun's had British accents!
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what! a halolz portal submission without a cave Johnson reference!? don't make me burn you down with combustible lemons!
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So Halolz, I heard you like Portal submissions.
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accents? badgers? LUNCH BREAKS?! What's not to like?
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I wish i got paid to look down two halls
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Relevant:



NOW we're thinking with portals!!!
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1 reply · active 730 weeks ago
actually, thats

1: already been posted.
2:Pokeballs arent that relevant to turretes
3: It may have apeture sience, but whatevs.
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