Finally, a practical use for all that portal technology! Assuming that providing a system for letting 13 year olds capture and fight local wildlife is in your definition of “practical.”
By our buddy Caldwell! [LOLDWELL], submitted by several people
Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 9, 2011 · 12:10 PM |
Categories: Artistic, Cray-Z Crossovers, Extreme CloseUp, Nintendo, Pokémon, Portal, Science/Math, Secret Items, Sequential Art, Valve Software · Leave a comment () 178 Comments |
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so no mentioning COURAGE KRATOS or candlejack, sounds like a pain in the a-
CAVE JOHNSON HERE WITH THE CANDLEJACK REPULSION DEVICE! TIRED OF HAVING TO AVOID SAYING THOSE DREADFUL WORDS? WELL WORRY NO MORE FOR MY ENGINEERS HAVE INVENTED A NEW DEVICE THAT HAS A 65% CHANCE OF REPELLING CANDLEJACK AT EVERY MENTION OF HIS NAME. IT EVEN WORKS ON COURAGE KRATOS.
CAVE JOHNSON WERE DON-
Certainly you mean your not-subjects.
He didn't not mean the not-subjects that didn't get launched in the not-anti-spy fence, those were not-cyborgs that were miscalculated on the route to not-android hell.
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Ow,my brain.
Soooo, he meant the not-subjects that didn't get launched into the spy fence, that were not-cyborgs that were miscalculated on the route to android hell?
Uggh, double negatives hurt mah mind.
That's not a turrent, that's a pokeball…. we sell those too.