APERTURE MONSTER CAPTURE DIVISION

Finally, a practical use for all that portal technology! Assuming that providing a system for letting 13 year olds capture and fight local wildlife is in your definition of “practical.”
By our buddy Caldwell! [LOLDWELL], submitted by several people

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 9, 2011 · 12:10 PM 
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Artistic, Cray-Z Crossovers, Extreme CloseUp, Nintendo, Pokémon, Portal, Science/Math, Secret Items, Sequential Art, Valve Software

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178 Responses to “APERTURE MONSTER CAPTURE DIVISION”

  1. seanhl on May 10th, 2011 1:27 pm

    so no mentioning COURAGE KRATOS or candlejack, sounds like a pain in the a-

  2. Lord_Science on May 10th, 2011 6:22 pm

    CAVE JOHNSON HERE WITH THE CANDLEJACK REPULSION DEVICE! TIRED OF HAVING TO AVOID SAYING THOSE DREADFUL WORDS? WELL WORRY NO MORE FOR MY ENGINEERS HAVE INVENTED A NEW DEVICE THAT HAS A 65% CHANCE OF REPELLING CANDLEJACK AT EVERY MENTION OF HIS NAME. IT EVEN WORKS ON COURAGE KRATOS.
    CAVE JOHNSON WERE DON-

  3. SonicsmyName on May 11th, 2011 5:20 am

    Certainly you mean your not-subjects.

  4. KiruBananers on May 11th, 2011 9:22 pm

    He didn't not mean the not-subjects that didn't get launched in the not-anti-spy fence, those were not-cyborgs that were miscalculated on the route to not-android hell.

    Ow,my brain.

  5. SonicsmyName on May 12th, 2011 5:01 am

    Soooo, he meant the not-subjects that didn't get launched into the spy fence, that were not-cyborgs that were miscalculated on the route to android hell?

    Uggh, double negatives hurt mah mind.

  6. PortalMan118 on May 15th, 2011 3:16 pm

    That's not a turrent, that's a pokeball…. we sell those too.

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