It’s an inherent problem when you play any game on a Windows based PC… there’s always a chance Clippy could show up while you’re in the middle of working on something!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 6, 2011 · 6:19 PM
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I remember that guy.
He went into space when the newer versions of microsoft came out.
Wanna see him? Buy a telescope.
Yeah! I did, until you interrupted me, you twat!
WHY CAN'T I QUIT YOU.
You must really suck at Minecraft if you have to ask Paperclip to help you.
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GO AWAY YOU STUPID PAPERCLIP, NOBODY LIKES YOU!
"It looks like griefers are placing TNT around me, tell my wife I-"
He should of got a creeper in the shoot and say "It looks like your trying to destroy me"
It appears that a creeper is trying to kill you. Do you want me to annoy you? Y/Y?
The ONE time I wish a creeper would ruin something in a world…
So am I the ONLY one who likes Clippy?
*uninstalls Windows from computer*
I… I'd thought I'd…. killed… you…
And like that, it's 2002 again…oh well…*spams animate button*
That bad feeling i always have when i'm playing Minecraft, it wasn't the creepers blowing up my house, it was the paper clip returning…
MineCraftSoft Word
"It looks like you are trying to play Minecraft."
Nope. It looks like I'm going out to buy a Mac.
No, actually I'm trying to play on the PSN. Why are you not asking to help now?! THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I WOULD HAVE ACCEPTED YOUR OFFER!
Unless… No, it couldn't be. He couldn't be that vindictive, could he?
I bet if you ever said you wanted help the paperclip wouldn't even know what to do.
He's not there to help, hes there to ANNOY THE UTTER CRAP OUT OF YOU.
If you play Minecraft on a Mac or Linux (I don't, this is hypothetical) and build this, does Minecraft explode?
Get outta my head! Get outta my head!
Me: I got it thx
Clippy: Do you need help upgrading your pickaxe
Me: I SAID I GOT IT!!!
Clippy: Do you want the best places to dig?
(Places tnt on him)
it just wont go away
It looks like your trying to set your house on fire.
Let me help you.
FFFFFFF-
FFFFFFFUUUUUUU-!!!
Somewhere in this world, Bill Gates is thinking to himself -- "What have I done!?"
In other words, it's been ages since I've been here!
Cave Johnson. We´re done here.
You forgot one thing: Clippy helps creepers too.
"It appears that a local player is desecrating your father's sacred land. Blow him up? [Y/Y]?"
At least it's made out of wool… *gets out flint and steel*
Looks like you need to…
*shades*
Help yourself!
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeaaaaaaaaaa…
Map download please! I would like to blow that there up.
FUCK YOU YOU DIRTY PIECE OF METAL!
FUCK OFF, CLIPPY.