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The Angry Bird

Finally an in-depth photo study of the reclusive angry bird! Nature’s mean spirited avenger!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 3, 2011 · 7:17 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (263 votes, average: 4.66 out of 5)
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Angry Birds, Cover Art, Cray-Z Crossovers, Storytime/Wordplay, The Great Outdoors, Wild Animals

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Also in that issue:
A special report on the discovery of the wreckage of the S.S. Anne
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49 replies · active 728 weeks ago
Let's see Bear Grylls tame THAT thing.
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14 replies · active 730 weeks ago
The juvenile Angry Bird possess two strange appendages known as wings, which will be shed shortly after reaching adulthood. This molting allows for maximum sling-shot efficiency.
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Is there an evolutionary advantage to being incapable of flight and producing excess internal amounts of explosive, combustible gases? Read this month's issue for our answer: No.
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This is the order from best to worst. Black - White - Blue - Yellow - Red - A barely contained fart - Green

Seriously. How can black be so unbelievable awesome, while the green sucks so hard? My theory: the green one is a pig in disguise is deliberately being really fsking useless.
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7 replies · active 730 weeks ago
This, oddly enough, is EXACTLY what an agitated cardinal looks like. I freaked one out in its enclosure while visiting the zoo.
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1 reply · active 730 weeks ago
I want this issue in print.

Shawn, start a magazine please. I could be called, HALOLZ: THE MAGAZINE.
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7 replies · active 730 weeks ago
Very protective of its eggs, the Angry Bird will attack in bevies, sacrificing themselves to defeat their enemies.
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It is quite hard to observe these strange creatures, every time scientists would try to take a sample of their eggs for testing, the flock would attack them in suicidal charges, scientists would strangely disappear if hit either by these birds, or by objects the birds would knock over onto them. The strangest of them was a white bird that would first lay an egg, then attack the scientists, seeming to defeat the purpose of retrieving its eggs in the first place.
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Either that bird has some really strong talons or it's filled with helium.
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2 replies · active 730 weeks ago
flinging birds at unstable buildings have never been so in-depth.
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5 replies · active 730 weeks ago

this is the what their Army will look like once they perfect their version of "The Art of War"
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3 replies · active 730 weeks ago
SHortly after taking these photos and sending them to NG, the photographer was attacked by a slew of angry birds and was left with high-speed projectile marks across his back, several bruises, many cuts, and.....burnt skin? The investigation continues.
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The Angry Bird spends days, if not months collecting wood for the perfect slingshot before it can start laying its eggs.
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Hell hath no scorn like that of an angry bird!
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3 replies · active 730 weeks ago
The owner of the angry bird is rich. So god damn filthy rich.
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3 replies · active 730 weeks ago
Such a majestic creature.
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Damn it Shawn I posted Angry Bird pic on CoF forum and this is what you post?

This is really good...
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Pics of other birds please?
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How long has Gaben been an angry bird?
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