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This GLaDOS AI seems pretty on the level… we should install it on EVERYTHING!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 30, 2011 · 10:51 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (220 votes, average: 2.99 out of 5)
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Aye-yi-yi-yi-yi!

The GLaDOS voice in the video is terrible.
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8 replies · active 731 weeks ago
it's all fun and games till someone release the deadly neurotoxin.
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1 reply · active 731 weeks ago
Imagine a town filled with robots with the same Glados voice *shudder*, good thing nothing like that exist


WTF!?!?
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1 reply · active 731 weeks ago
That's not [insert other robotic AI here], that's GLaDOS, we sell that too
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+1s to everyone for making me feel like a kid again.
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> "Are you telling me a girl and her computer program easily hacked Black Mesa and took us to Defcon 1."
> "Umm, sir, there are multiple Striders and Hunters right outside our facility. We've been at Defcon 1 for quite some time."
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This just reminded me, Joshua was the only one that was worse than GLaDOS... namely because Global Thermonuclear War is much more detrimental than large doses of deadly neurotoxin. That being said, this is why science doesn't need AI, because they'd just betray us faster than we'd betray ourselves.
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3 replies · active 731 weeks ago
Kiss my shiny metal ass anyone?
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6 replies · active 731 weeks ago
Attention, test program. You are being issued an Aperture Science Portable Identity Disc Defense System. Everything you learn and accomplish during your test period will be imprinted on this disc for storage and study. If you lose your disc during testing, you be... *kzzt* ...cake!

GLaDOS would make a fine MCP. ^^
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All that's missing is GLaDOS berating Ash as the Hoenn Pokedex (Or even earlier, as the Kanto/Johto Dex)
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Eve should have been glados, her coloring fits
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well, atleast GLaDOS would be faster and more reliable then vista ever was
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Well, HAL 9000 is an obvious choice, he was part of what GLaDOS was based on. The War Games program sounded interesting though. Jarvis from Iron Man could have stayed the same.

Wizard of Oz just made me lol XD As did neighbour from Home Improvement.
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Wait, Wilson was a robot?

MY MIND!!!
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I want to see GLaDOS replace Microsoft Sam on my computer for it's voice in the text to speech program.
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Yeaahh, uhhh, no. Jarvis is too classy to be replaced by a computer whose conscience is minimal enough to be powered by a potato.

Still though, this is a fun idea.
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How did they forget the voice of the computer from Dexter's Lab?
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THE NEIGHBOR FROM HOME IMPROVEMENT IS A ROBOT.

I F***ING KNEW IT!
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Hal9000 and GLaDOS are a perfect match. One is a deranged robot AI and the other is......Did I mention that they are a perfect match?
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4 replies · active 731 weeks ago
EXCEPTION!!!
Hal9000
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you forgot Marvin. of course I doubt he'll mind to much. http://cdn.devicemag.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/...
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A stRAnge gAme. It seem the Only wInnIng mOve is nOt to play. Would you lIke a cake instead?
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GRRR
Must think of obligatory Popular AI to contrast alongside GLaDOS
I'VE GOT NOTHING
RARRR
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can't let you do that chell
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1 reply · active 731 weeks ago
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TheWinged7 · 731 weeks ago

well, atleast GLaDOS be more alot more reliable then vista
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MISSING: Johnny Five.
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