Is it me or are these virtual items getting a TAD ridiculous? This saddens me, it really does.
By ShigityShank
Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 21, 2011 · 6:19 AM |
Categories: Depressing, PC, Secret Items, Serious Business, Team Fortress 2, Valve Software · Leave a comment () 65 Comments |
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I mean another difference is only half of the bear in the tf2 case
Guess TF2 players can't BEAR to buy a real life bear.
Sad attempt 1, Still countin.
Digital Bear = $17.50.
Actual Bear = Terrifying as fuck.
Also, love the title. "A Combearison…"
*switches camera to Gabe's Scrooge Mc. Duck gold tower where he's swimming in an ocean of gold coins*
What's worse, that bear is almost as expensive as the game itself. I don't mind digital items for purchase but most places charge way too much for everything.
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Why?
Digital Sentry Gun: 130 metal
Actual Sentry Gun: Doesn't exist.
I think that makes up for it.
I find these puns to be un-bear-able.
How emBEARrrassing for them.
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I miss the TF2 that I bought. So much.
i cna't bear this false market anymore. need a pure vanilla server
"Stout Shako for 1 Teddy Bear!"
That's what happened when Im playing TF2 just now..
But the digital one has goggles.
Bitches love goggles.
You know things have gone too far when virtual goods cost more than their physical counterparts.
Gabe seems to like the color GREED a bit much.
Valve, I am dissapoint.
I don't want a clone of Gabe. I don't make enough money to feed something like that.
Or maybe Gabe will finally be able to buy the moon, to reenact that part in Majora's Mask like he always wanted.
Gabe Newell rejects your reality, and substitutes it (-25% HP) with the one he owns. Which happens to include his savings account.
Remember the day when TF2 was just a shooter?
I don't.
*le sigh*
Why America…
Why?
Bear in mind, there's a pawsibility that making you happy is not Valve's only goal. Just bear with them.
This has nothing to do with reality and digital, it's just team competion, See how the cheaper bear is BLU team whilst the more expensive bear is RED team.
Oh no, bear puns! Where's Teddie?
Digital molecules have more love per surface area than physical molecules.
It is a necessity though. Possibly a bare one. Barely.
But here's the trick: only one of them is bullet proof!
But he did release Left 4 Dead, did he not?
ZE GOGGLES! They apparently cost around five dollars.
I WILL GIVE YOU ALL OF MY MONEY FOR THAT.