Hipster Scout

80 Comments

1. DM - Gentrollman on April 20th, 2011 1:26 am
   

   I'm sure somewhere, Gordon Freeman has a palm full of face right now.

   Can't say I blame the poor guy for being trendy…
2. fmarulz on April 20th, 2011 1:27 am
   

   you may be hatless, but my stock of hats are the hats that will pierce the heavens!
3. TheTopHatKid on April 20th, 2011 1:41 am
   

   This is the part where I get confused, check the TF2 blog, read about the hatless update, and get surprised.
4. GameboyPATH on April 20th, 2011 1:47 am
   

   Upon realizing that his most valuable possession had been stolen, the famous Cat in the Hat became highly distressed, his worries growing daily and interfering more with his daily activities. The stress and concern took a toll on his psyche -- his generally eccentric and carefree attitude turned cold and hostile. He visited several clinicians to receive various forms of treatment, including that of a Dr. Seuss, known famously for helping a rather large patient with schizophrenia cope with hearing voices from specific fauna. However, all forms of therapy only subdued the symptoms. He deviated from the "One pill, two pill, red pill, blue pill" prescription until he became independent of therapy altogether.

   After nearly a month of isolation, he began a chaotic march down suburban streets. As he juggled chainsaws, fishbowls, and petrified children, eyewitnesses could hear him shout nonsensical sentences such as "I am Sam, Sam I am." Local Who-Police were able to neutralize him before any casualties occurred.
5. invadingduck on April 20th, 2011 1:54 am
   

   I have dispensers that call for themselves. You wouldn't get it.
6. Drifting_Mist on April 20th, 2011 2:01 am
   

   Scout is… Damned sexy…?
7. Ryu_Bonkosi on April 20th, 2011 2:16 am
   

   Oh what? You think wearing glasses without needing them is cool? How about I take this high powered laser and burn your fucking eyes until you actually need them you lucky unoriginal little bastard. /rant
8. aimless_void on April 20th, 2011 2:18 am
   

   One Hat.
   Two Hat.
   RED Hat.
   BLU Hat.

   Hats are
   out of
   fashion,
   you twat.
9. Mentlegen on April 20th, 2011 2:29 am
   

   As you were any better. boyo.

   <img src="http://i917.photobucket.com/albums/ad17/mentlegen1/bulletsmainstream.jpg"&gt;
   *Adjusts eyepatch*
10. OrionX on April 20th, 2011 2:37 am
    

    Jeez, Soldier, get with the times. What next? You gonna show off your Goddamned medal?
11. Dr.Panda on April 20th, 2011 2:47 am
    

    Green Eggs and Ham sandwhich anyone?
12. Jet_Sparrow on April 20th, 2011 2:57 am
    

    Pffffft. I was into horn-rimmed glasses before they were mainstream.
13. Nick Soapdish on April 20th, 2011 3:23 am
    

    Cat In the Hat Abridged version:
    Cat: "Hey kids I'm here to fuck up your house!"
    Fish: "oh hell no!"
    <later after things (1 and 2) happen>
    Kids: "Get out wanker!"
    Kids: "Mums coming home, fuck!"
    Cat: "Look! I just fixed up all your shit!"
    The End
14. Draken on April 20th, 2011 3:35 am
    

    Frakin' hipster…
15. BoxeyBrown on April 20th, 2011 3:53 am
    

    Now every scout is going to have them. They'll all be running around trying to convince each other that they were the original hipster scout…

    Next thing you know, it will be more hip to have hats or something!
16. Vlauer on April 20th, 2011 4:48 am
    

    Oh look, Scout is a hipster. Another reason for me to kick him in the fucking face.

    Also, being an annoying troll with FaN isn't mainstream? AS IF.
17. HughbertEsq on April 20th, 2011 5:11 am
    

    I was hipster before it became mainstream, now i'm n- * ILLOGICALITY EXPLOSION*
18. RemielChibus on April 20th, 2011 5:13 am
    

    TF2 hatless? Just as likely as Gabe Newell being fatless.
19. Rain on April 20th, 2011 5:22 am
    

    So am I the only one that's wondering why Scouts' fingers are so long?
20. Marzen on April 20th, 2011 6:36 am
    

    Hey I got one of those hats.

    I painted it green and called it "Green crits and spam" :3
21. Alpar on April 20th, 2011 6:37 am
    

    Nobody's ever dared to drink my mad milk cause it's so underground.
22. therandombear on April 20th, 2011 6:40 am
    

    Actually I think there's files in the TF2 folders for hatless soldier aswell, but never released.
23. DrSexington on April 20th, 2011 6:50 am
    

    Scout: I have three fingers, you wouldn't get it
24. kitsunechao on April 20th, 2011 7:16 am
    

    some url: mal virus is on halolz. ;/
25. Darth_Destro on April 20th, 2011 7:29 am
    

    Somewhat pertains to the topic on hand.
26. Caelun_Niveus on April 20th, 2011 8:05 am
    

    So a thief, a barbarian, and a priest walk into a library…

    Relevant, as the barbarian is a hipster
27. tmotom on April 20th, 2011 8:14 am
    

    That guy looks like he should be drinking percolated coffee from a tin can. And if you don't understand my logic, he looks kind of like a hobo with that hat.
28. Leo E. on April 20th, 2011 8:26 am
    

    My glasses should be coming in any day now.

    Totally gonna do something like this with them.
29. Shatman on April 20th, 2011 9:24 am
    

    ONLY. THREE. FINGERS.
30. TheUnknownNoob on April 20th, 2011 11:27 am
    

    The sniper's even more hip.

    He's so underground, he's in Australia.
31. Jade Catima on April 20th, 2011 12:30 pm
    

    Thumbs up for giant hammer. Does the King of the Cosmos wield that?
32. dope92 on April 20th, 2011 1:56 pm
    

    DAMN!!!

    ive been workin so hard to get my hats and now there pointless?!

    <img src="http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll208/masked-avenger/swiper.jpg?t=1303322168"&gt;

    aww man!
33. CriticalQuit on April 20th, 2011 4:26 pm
    

    "You kids today don't know how to accesorize!" -HF2 Soldier
34. ToastyEngie on April 20th, 2011 6:31 pm
    

    [IMG ]http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/memes-team-fortress-2-new-item-acquired.jpg[/IMG]
    Is that how I make it show up in a thread? I don't know! Scout loves being unorthodox.
35. Killamakaze on April 21st, 2011 12:54 am
    

    ALTERNATIVE ENDING:

    Scout: Sorry, I can't hear you over how awesome my horn-rimmed glasses are!
36. Pioneer1 on April 21st, 2011 1:38 pm
    

    +1 for recognizing it

    great manga…
37. Rexxmech on April 24th, 2011 1:47 am
    

    There's nothing wrong with my with my bat, it's just a cricket bat, you've probably never heard of it.

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